Noooo! Drink the bleach!

Grue? Here boy! Where IS that dog???

What do we need to read posts for anyway? It's only our opinions we're posting, so we don't need to read other people's opinions before we put ours up!

What do we need to read posts for anyway? It's only our opinions we're posting, so we don't need to read other people's opinions before we put ours up!

Dude, I didn't even READ what you wrote there and I don't feel bad about it.

I'm here to talk about fudge, and ask how people can eat something that tastes like that and has a name as inedible as fudge. Fudge is something you should clean out of pipes. Fudge is an intestinal condition. Fudge is what the other cavemen called you because you couldn't hunt.

I think my work here is done.

What do we need to read posts for anyway? It's only our opinions we're posting, so we don't need to read other people's opinions before we put ours up!

Thanks TOZ. Now I do not even need to read thread titles!

"When not prompted by vanity we say little." -Francois de La Rochefoucault

TriOmegaZero wrote:

What do we need to read posts for anyway? It's only our opinions we're posting, so we don't need to read other people's opinions before we put ours up!

Dude, I didn't even READ what you wrote there and I don't feel bad about it.

I'm here to talk about fudge, and ask how people can eat something that tastes like that and has a name as inedible as fudge. Fudge is something you should clean out of pipes. Fudge is an intestinal condition. Fudge is what the other cavemen called you because you couldn't hunt.

I think my work here is done.

I was thinking this morning that the rain is really a hindrance to my 'want to'. I really should get out and get busy being productive, but I just don't want to...

" One of the reasons that we find so few persons rational and
agreeable in conversation is there is hardly a person who does not think more of what he wants to say than of his answer to what is said. The most clever and polite are content with only seeming attentive while we perceive in their mind and eyes that at the very time they are wandering from what is said and desire to return to what they want to say. Instead of considering that the worst way to persuade or please others is to try thus strongly to please ourselves, and that to listen well and to answer well are some of the greatest charms we can have in conversation." - Francois de La Rochefoucault

"When not prompted by vanity we say little." -Francois de La Rochefoucault

So true. Man we're a vain buncha @#$&ers!

"When not prompted by vanity we say little." -Francois de La Rochefoucault

Spotlight hog.

The Jade wrote:

TriOmegaZero wrote:

What do we need to read posts for anyway? It's only our opinions we're posting, so we don't need to read other people's opinions before we put ours up!

Dude, I didn't even READ what you wrote there and I don't feel bad about it.

I'm here to talk about fudge, and ask how people can eat something that tastes like that and has a name as inedible as fudge. Fudge is something you should clean out of pipes. Fudge is an intestinal condition. Fudge is what the other cavemen called you because you couldn't hunt.

I think my work here is done.

I was thinking this morning that the rain is really a hindrance to my 'want to'. I really should get out and get busy being productive, but I just don't want to...

Right. And if nanobots did exist, although we think we want them in our bodies fixing stuff, wouldn't we really prefer them crafting perfect gourmet meals in the kitchen, scrubbing our bathroom, and dare I say it, assisting creatively in the bedroom?

CourtFool wrote:

"When not prompted by vanity we say little." -Francois de La Rochefoucault

Spotlight hog.

Yeah, way to announce one's wisdom. So vain.

Spotlight hog.

Yes.

Mmmmmm.....rotisierre pork tenderloin.

Infidel.

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CCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!

CCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!

Isn't that one of the rules of the internet: No thread will stay on topic after 3 posts.

Wolfthulhu wrote:

The Jade wrote:

TriOmegaZero wrote:

What do we need to read posts for anyway? It's only our opinions we're posting, so we don't need to read other people's opinions before we put ours up!

Dude, I didn't even READ what you wrote there and I don't feel bad about it.

I'm here to talk about fudge, and ask how people can eat something that tastes like that and has a name as inedible as fudge. Fudge is something you should clean out of pipes. Fudge is an intestinal condition. Fudge is what the other cavemen called you because you couldn't hunt.

I think my work here is done.

I was thinking this morning that the rain is really a hindrance to my 'want to'. I really should get out and get busy being productive, but I just don't want to...

Right. And if nanobots did exist, although we think we want them in our bodies fixing stuff, wouldn't we really prefer them crafting perfect gourmet meals in the kitchen, scrubbing our bathroom, and dare I say it, assisting creatively in the bedroom?

Yeah, but how do the Hulk's pants actually stay on? I mean, I have to get a new size pants every couple years or else they'd rip any time I pick up a pencil off the floor. Here he is changing like 8 sizes all at once and throwing tanks. I'd expect to see more rippage around other places.

This thread was made for you.

So... how does Strong Bad type with boxing gloves on?

So... how does Strong Bad type with boxing gloves on?

Big keys. Each one the size of a waffle.

So... how does Strong Bad type with boxing gloves on?

"Somebody get this freakin' duck away from me!"

Very annoyed that they haven't updated since 12/1/09.

Mmmmm.....roast duck.

Roast Duck is a playable race? Pathfinder has become too much like WoW.

Yeah, but how do the Hulk's pants actually stay on? I mean, I have to get a new size pants every couple years or else they'd rip any time I pick up a pencil off the floor.

That's nature's way of telling you to let the pencil go.

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Hungry Jack® has been feeding families like yours for nearly 70 years. From the launch of Hungry Jack Mashed Potatoes in 1967 to the innovation of the reheatable microwavable Hungry Jack Syrup bottle in 1994, Hungry Jack has been gathering families around the table for good times, great food and that delicious Hungry Jack taste. That's why everybody’s happy when it's Hungry Jack™!

Hungry Jack is o.k. for those that like it. It is just too much like playing WoW to me. I mean, microwavable syrup?! My group has been eating without the need for a microwave for years. It just seems like a cheap ploy to get people to buy appliances.

Hungry Jack is o.k. for those that like it. It is just too much like playing WoW to me. I mean, microwavable syrup?! My group has been eating without the need for a microwave for years. It just seems like a cheap ploy to get people to buy appliances.

But I love the microwavable syrup! I drink a bottle every morning, hot from the nuke machine.

But I love the microwavable syrup! I drink a bottle every morning, hot from the nuke machine.

There is no spoon.

Hungry Jack is o.k. for those that like it. It is just too much like playing WoW to me. I mean, microwavable syrup?! My group has been eating without the need for a microwave for years. It just seems like a cheap ploy to get people to buy appliances.

Whether it’s breakfast, lunch, dinner, or something in between – you can’t go wrong with Hungry Jack®.

Oh, sure! A comic of Hungry Jack® pooping on people who are not eating Hungry Jack® is really going to win people over.

Poodle Pot Pie

Ingredients:
• Crisco® Original No-Stick Cooking Spray
• 3 tablespoons Crisco® Pure Vegetable Oil
• 1/4 cup White Lily® All Purpose Flour
• 1 (14.5 oz.) can reduced sodium beef broth
• 1 (16 oz.) package frozen mixed vegetables
• 1 1/2 cups cooked poodle, cut into 1/2-inch cubes
• 8 pieces Hungry Jack® Buttermilk Frozen Biscuits

Preparation Directions:
1. HEAT oven to 400°F. Spray a 13 x 9 x 2-inch baking dish with no-stick cooking spray.
2. HEAT oil in medium saucepan over medium heat. Stir in flour until mixture is smooth. Gradually add beef broth, stirring until smooth. Heat until thickened and simmering.
3. STIR in vegetables, cover with lid. Heat about 5 minutes, stirring often. Remove from heat; stir in cooked poodle. Pour into prepared pan. Place frozen biscuit dough pieces evenly on top of poodle filling.
4. BAKE 40 minutes or until tops of biscuits are golden brown.

Yield: 8 servings
Prep Time: 15 min
Cook Time: 40 min

• 1 1/2 cups cooked poodle, cut into 1/2-inch cubes

Do we cook the poodle first and then cut into cubes or cut into cubes and then cook poodle?

Hungry Jack wrote:

• 1 1/2 cups cooked poodle, cut into 1/2-inch cubes

Do we cook the poodle first and then cut into cubes or cut into cubes and then cook poodle?

I say cook them, then cut them up. The poodles squirm too much if you try to cut them up first, plus you don't get to hear their screams while you cook them.

Edit: Too over-the-top?

You know…I expect it from the Jacks.

You know…I expect it from the Jacks.

What do you want? I'm a frikkin' devil!

What do you want? I'm a frikkin' devil!

You are but confused by your own duality.

Just popping in to keep you all down.

Carry on.

Stumbles into thread, begins surveying the scene while a look of abject horror spreads across his face.

Oh dear god! It's a thread jacking massacre in here!

Fumbles for his radio and begins shouting at the top of his lungs.

Code 30! Code 30! I repeat Code 30! Send everything you have! I need back-up!

Stumbles into thread, begins surveying the scene while a look of abject horror spreads across his face.

Oh dear god! It's a thread jacking massacre in here!

Fumbles for his radio and begins shouting at the top of his lungs.

Code 30! Code 30! I repeat Code 30! Send everything you have! I need back-up!

Hey, Threadjack Police, you know something? Cake sucks and killing an unarmed goblin is always an evil act. Not to mention the fact that 3.5 is way better than 4E. And gay marriage should always be legal. Oh, and because conflict in the Middle East increased in the first week of Obama's presidency, he's the worst president ever.

Code 30! Code 30! I repeat Code 30! Send everything you have! I need back-up!

Hey, Threadjack Police, you know something? Cake sucks and killing an unarmed goblin is always an evil act. Not to mention the fact that 3.5 is way better than 4E. And gay marriage should always be legal. Oh, and because conflict in the Middle East increased in the first week of Obama's presidency, he's the worst president ever.

*head asplodes*

Gene wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Code 30! Code 30! I repeat Code 30! Send everything you have! I need back-up!

Hey, Threadjack Police, you know something? Cake sucks and killing an unarmed goblin is always an evil act. Not to mention the fact that 3.5 is way better than 4E. And gay marriage should always be legal. Oh, and because conflict in the Middle East increased in the first week of Obama's presidency, he's the worst president ever.

*head asplodes*

Soooo worth it. XD

I am with Aaron on this. I may want to speak to a specific point you made or maybe a tangent that your original post inspired in me. Just because I do not post what you want me to post does not mean I did not read your original post.

Ditto.

CourtFool wrote:

I am with Aaron on this. I may want to speak to a specific point you made or maybe a tangent that your original post inspired in me. Just because I do not post what you want me to post does not mean I did not read your original post.

Ditto.

Hey! No topic here!

Ducks behind an overturned car and draws his service pistol. Tries to regain his composure, while talking into his radio.

Dispatch! Please advise the riot squad their assistance is being requested. Batons, shields and CS gas is authorized. We need to keep the disturbance contained to this thread at all costs!

Looks about, scanning for other possible assailants, while keeping an eye on the short red reptile with the large knife.

Runs into thread with a book held overhead.

To serve man! It's a cook book! It's a cook book!

Gaaaaaaaaaaah!

Runs out of thread.

Ducks behind an overturned car and draws his service pistol. Tries to regain his composure, while talking into his radio.

Dispatch! Please advise the riot squad their assistance is being requested. Batons, shields and CS gas is authorized. We need to keep the disturbance contained to this thread at all costs!

Looks about, scanning for other possible assailants, while keeping an eye on the short red reptile with the large knife.

Time to bring out the big guns.

Ducks behind an overturned car and draws his service pistol. Tries to regain his composure, while talking into his radio.

Dispatch! Please advise the riot squad their assistance is being requested. Batons, shields and CS gas is authorized. We need to keep the disturbance contained to this thread at all costs!

Looks about, scanning for other possible assailants, while keeping an eye on the short red reptile with the large knife.

You do realize you are threadjacking right now, right? We were having a perfectly reasonable discussion until you wandered in and turned it into an episode of The Shield.

Arrest yourself, officer.

Threadjack Police wrote:

Ducks behind an overturned car and draws his service pistol. Tries to regain his composure, while talking into his radio.

Dispatch! Please advise the riot squad their assistance is being requested. Batons, shields and CS gas is authorized. We need to keep the disturbance contained to this thread at all costs!

Looks about, scanning for other possible assailants, while keeping an eye on the short red reptile with the large knife.

You do realize you are threadjacking right now, right? We were having a perfectly reasonable discussion until you wandered in and turned it into an episode of The Shield.

Arrest yourself, officer.

I'm gonna let you finish in just a minute there Dick, but I just wanna say KC had one of the best threadjacks of all time!!!

Time to bring out the big guns.

Falls to the ground. Wisps of smoke rising from a large raged hole in the chest of his uniform. The radio, falls from his grip, hissing garbled noise.