First off, no light sabers...or any other weapons not fashioned from your body or wit. Second, I want to see a good, dirty fight.

Now...GO!

Lucas already retconned the results, and has determined that David Fryer is a Sith Ewok clone cyborg who died of the sniffles.

My money's on David. I think he has a lot of rage.

Lucas already retconned the results, and has determined that David Fryer is a Sith Ewok clone cyborg who died of the sniffles.

I'm not letting Georgie-porgie get away with any of that nonsense, he's gonna have to face David like a man.

Lyingbastard wrote:

Lucas already retconned the results, and has determined that David Fryer is a Sith Ewok clone cyborg who died of the sniffles.

I'm not letting Georgie-porgie get away with any of that nonsense, he's gonna have to face David like a man.

I may just be a scruffy-looking nerf herder, but my money's on David too. He'd shoot first too, because Geoge is Lawful Stupid.

After seeing the prequels, I'd have to insist that he's Chaotic Stupid who THINKS he's Lawful Stupid.

But George cannot fight like a man, because he is not a man, he is merely an ambulatory jowl.

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Lyingbastard wrote:

Lucas already retconned the results, and has determined that David Fryer is a Sith Ewok clone cyborg who died of the sniffles.

I'm not letting Georgie-porgie get away with any of that nonsense, he's gonna have to face David like a man.

I may just be a scruffy-looking nerf herder, but my money's on David too. He'd shoot first too, because Geoge is Lawful Stupid.

I think he's put out some rather chaotic stuff lately...

Crap, ninja'd by LB.

All David has to do is hit Lucas with a continuity error, and while Lucas struggles to justify it then he would administer the killing blow by quoting Orson Scott Card or some other decent Sci-Fi.
If he's allowed one of the original A New Hope movies, he could just threaten to prove to the world that Han indeed shot first.
The only real threat is that Lucas will start quoting Jar Jar Binks. Then David's a dead duck.

George Lucas has a bad case of midichlorians causeing bad storytelling and irresponsible retcons.

Who is Geoge and why is David fighting him? Is he the non-union equivalent of George Lucas?

Who is Geoge and why is David fighting him? Is he the non-union equivalent of George Lucas?

What's a matter, Keegan? Posting with your glasses off? Because anyone who'd do that would be real DUMB.

All David has to do is hit Lucas with a continuity error, and while Lucas struggles to justify it then he would administer the killing blow by quoting Orson Scott Card or some other decent Sci-Fi.

If he's allowed one of the original A New Hope movies, he could just threaten to prove to the world that Han indeed shot first.
The only real threat is that Lucas will start quoting Jar Jar Binks. Then David's a dead duck.

I'm not sure. Geoge seems to shrug off continuity errors like water off a duck's back.

And going Jar Jar? I think David would just Rage and use his Rage Power of Immunity to Stupid.

But then Michael Bay would just use his capstone power of Everything Explodes.

To hell with H1N1; someone needs to create a vaccine for Stupid. Or Bay movies.

Forget Lucas, I'm worried about Meyers.

Which Meyers?

David, I demand you show up and throttle Lucas now!

And then maybe KC...

To hell with H1N1; someone needs to create a vaccine for Stupid.

It can't be done sadly. Stupidity is infinite. Kind of like the universe, maybe.

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

To hell with H1N1; someone needs to create a vaccine for Stupid.

It can't be done sadly. Stupidity is infinite. Kind of like the universe, maybe.

That's fine. We can invent vaccines of the known strains of Stupid. When it mutates, make vaccines for those strains. Lather, rinse, repeat.

We could make a fortune.

Orthos wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

To hell with H1N1; someone needs to create a vaccine for Stupid.

It can't be done sadly. Stupidity is infinite. Kind of like the universe, maybe.

That's fine. We can invent vaccines of the known strains of Stupid. When it mutates, make vaccines for those strains. Lather, rinse, repeat.

We could make a fortune.

Now you're thinking. :D

Actually Mr. Lucas and I are old friends. I used to live in Marin County and he would attend career day at our school every year and one year I got to be his tour guide. Our scoutmaster also worked for him and we got to go camping at Skywalker Ranch several times a year. He even let us have a peek at the ideas he had for Episodes 7-9 one time.

Actually Mr. Lucas and I are old friends. I used to live in Marin County and he would attend career day at our school every year and one year I got to be his tour guide. Our scoutmaster also worked for him and we got to go camping at Skywalker Ranch several times a year. He even let us have a peek at the ideas he had for Episodes 7-9 one time.

That's right... lull him into a false sense of security before you strike!

The vaccine for stupid isn't measured in c.c.s or doses. It's measured in caliber.

Which Meyers?

David, I demand you show up and throttle Lucas now!

And then maybe KC...

I'll just hit him with a gish.

Actually Mr. Lucas and I are old friends. I used to live in Marin County and he would attend career day at our school every year and one year I got to be his tour guide. Our scoutmaster also worked for him and we got to go camping at Skywalker Ranch several times a year. He even let us have a peek at the ideas he had for Episodes 7-9 one time.

{looks worriedly at David} Does anyone have a Detect Sith Apprentice spell handy?

Waves his fingers and uses a Mind Trick. You don't need to use that spell.

Maybe I should run a pbp based on the material he showed us.

Well, let's see: Who hasn't pissed on my childhood?

Oh right. David wins. :)

The vaccine for stupid isn't measured in c.c.s or doses. It's measured in caliber.

Sadly that vaccine is outlawed for that use in 49 states. Nobody ever keeps track of what goes on in Arkansas anyhow.

houstonderek wrote:

The vaccine for stupid isn't measured in c.c.s or doses. It's measured in caliber.

Sadly that vaccine is outlawed for that use in 49 states. Nobody ever keeps track of what goes on in Arkansas anyhow.

That's because Arkansas isn't a state, it's a lack of options.

I heerd tell that that thar state dun split in two, the ones sayin t' th'uther: this here is ar Kansas, that thar is youinz Kansas...

Orthos wrote:

houstonderek wrote:

The vaccine for stupid isn't measured in c.c.s or doses. It's measured in caliber.

Sadly that vaccine is outlawed for that use in 49 states. Nobody ever keeps track of what goes on in Arkansas anyhow.

That's because Arkansas isn't a state, it's a lack of options.

You made me laugh out loud with that one. I love it! ;)

Orthos wrote:

houstonderek wrote:

The vaccine for stupid isn't measured in c.c.s or doses. It's measured in caliber.

Sadly that vaccine is outlawed for that use in 49 states. Nobody ever keeps track of what goes on in Arkansas anyhow.

That's because Arkansas isn't a state, it's a lack of options.

That's what she said.

David, could we please have a fight instead of a make-out session?

Thanks,
The Mngmt

Fine, but don't forget you asked for it. casts Disintigrate Leaves.

Stabs George Lucas through the eye with a vibroblabe. And that was for forcing Jar-Jar Binks on us.

disembowels George Lucas And that was for Emo Skywalker.

Lucas shot first!

disembowels George Lucas And that was for Emo Skywalker.

Muahaha! Mentioning Han shooting first has paralyzed him! It worked!

Next up: George Lucas Flesh Golem VS Kobold Cleaver!

EDIT: Good thing fey leaves are highly magic-resistant.

How much do I win for my bet on David?

Next up: George Lucas Flesh Golem VS Kobold Cleaver!

Use lightning bolt sweetie. I hear it works wonderfully on flesh golems.

How much do I win for my bet on David?

You win an Elite Tour of Fryer's Celebrity Acquaintances, personally guided by Fryer himself! NB: All prizers were gained through previous considerations and promotions. All cash bets go to Mairkurion's Fund for A Gaming Christmas. Ho-ho-ho!

Can we make it a jello wrestling match?

Can we make it a jello wrestling match?

Lucas would just eat all the jello or try to make it a character in his next movie..

Can we make it a jello wrestling match?

Sure, if David doesn't know any jello wrestlers, I'll top off his tour with a match at the end. It's the least I can do.

taig wrote:

Can we make it a jello wrestling match?

Sure, if David doesn't know any jello wrestlers, I'll top off his tour with a match at the end. It's the least I can do.

I know Tina. :) I might also convince Cameron Diaz to join in, she dated a friend of mine in High School.

I demand Hasbro action figures.

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

taig wrote:

Can we make it a jello wrestling match?

Sure, if David doesn't know any jello wrestlers, I'll top off his tour with a match at the end. It's the least I can do.

I know Tina. :) I might also convince Cameron Diaz to join in, she dated a friend of mine in High School.

I'm sure that will work for Taig. And if you do a round in my honor, be sure and throw in some raven-haired beauties...

I demand Hasbro action figures.

I demand Paizo action figures.

Will it come with a karate action chop and a hulk smash grip? And 51 points of articulation?