Reminder to all personnel: Next month, we will begin re-organzing the office space. The Accounting Department will move to the area currently occupied by the HR Department. The HR Department will move to the area currently occupied by the IT Department. The IT Department will be downsized and merged with the Maintenance Departmentt, and the new department will be moved into the area formerly occupied by the Accounting Department.
Welcome to my job!
Yeah, my department just did one of these.
I'm the sucker that gets to make it all happen. Been shrinking and moving people all year long. At least it makes people clean up.
ISO Quality Auditors will be sitting with all employees below management level for the week upcoming to review all job processes and make determinations on how to streamline workflow. All employees being audited must provide detailed processes in a step by step format and refrain from all meetings during the auditing process.
Management level employees are to attend a week-long meeting during the auditing process to discuss better implementation of workflow processes. There will be a week-long follow-up meeting scheduled for two weeks later to discuss the ISO Quality Auditors findings and discuss integration of their recommendations, which may overwrite much of the previous week's meeting implementations.
ISO Quality Auditors will be sitting with all employees below management level for the week upcoming to review all job processes and make determinations on how to streamline workflow. All employees being audited must provide detailed processes in a step by step format and refrain from all meetings during the auditing process.
Management level employees are to attend a week-long meeting during the auditing process to discuss better implementation of workflow processes. There will be a week-long follow-up meeting scheduled for two weeks later to discuss the ISO Quality Auditors findings and discuss integration of their recommendations, which may overwrite much of the previous week's meeting implementations.
Is that going to be ISO 9000 or ISO 14000? If it's the latter, I quit.
ISO Quality Auditors will be sitting with all employees below management level for the week upcoming to review all job processes and make determinations on how to streamline workflow. All employees being audited must provide detailed processes in a step by step format and refrain from all meetings during the auditing process.
Management level employees are to attend a week-long meeting during the auditing process to discuss better implementation of workflow processes. There will be a week-long follow-up meeting scheduled for two weeks later to discuss the ISO Quality Auditors findings and discuss integration of their recommendations, which may overwrite much of the previous week's meeting implementations.
Is that going to be ISO 9000 or ISO 14000? If it's the latter, I quit.
9000.
(another true thing that happened in my wife's job...comedy? Tragedy?)