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Tiny Tina Dec 9, 2009, 11:00 AM

Wow, this is growing faster than expected.

Crimson Jester Dec 9, 2009, 11:01 AM

Sebastian wrote:

More important question:

Can you dance?

Why sure, if you lead ;)

Sebastian (Bella Sara Charter Superscriber) Dec 9, 2009, 11:01 AM

It's like a tumor.

Sorcerers of the Shore Dec 9, 2009, 11:02 AM

No one expects the Eldritch Beachball Inquisitors!

Mr.Fishy Dec 9, 2009, 11:02 AM

IT'S THE FUZY DROP DOUGHNUTS AND RUN!!!

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Dec 9, 2009, 11:03 AM

Sebastian wrote:

It's like a tumor.

"It's not a toomuh." [/Schwarzenegger]

Gentleman Nurn Dec 9, 2009, 11:03 AM

Celestial Healer wrote:

Sebastian wrote:
It's like a tumor.
"It's not a toomuh." [/Schwarzenegger]

No, it's much much worse!! Yessssssss.

Pax Veritas (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Modules Subscriber) Dec 9, 2009, 11:04 AM

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Angry Fanboy wrote:
Pathfinder is not D&D!
Of course not. It's the New and Improved D&D...
Plus, it's name is better.
:D

Copy that!

Right on.

Sebastian's True Identity Dec 9, 2009, 11:06 AM

This is a cease and desist order. Anyone who posts in this thread will face the wrath of Hell's best lawyers.

Sorcerers of the Shore Dec 9, 2009, 11:07 AM

Sebastian's True Identity wrote:

This is a cease and desist order. Anyone who posts in this thread will face the wrath of Hell's best lawyers.

Finally! What took you so long? I've been hitting speed dial like crazy!

Mr.Fishy Dec 9, 2009, 11:12 AM

LAWYERS! Quick somebody sue somebody, while the rest of us escape.

Gentleman Nurn Dec 9, 2009, 11:13 AM

*throws a briefcase filled with bills and souls into the middle of all the lawyers*

Have at it Baatezu!!

Rajneesh Zimmerman, MegaPope Dec 9, 2009, 11:15 AM

where's Sir Spits-a-lot?

Scooby Don't Dec 9, 2009, 11:15 AM

RUH ROH!

Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Dec 9, 2009, 11:16 AM

Sebastian's True Identity wrote:

This is a cease and desist order. Anyone who posts in this thread will face the wrath of Hell's best lawyers.

Why did they said you then?

Sir Spitsalot: Paladin-at-Law Dec 9, 2009, 11:19 AM

Rajneesh Zimmerman, MegaPope wrote:

where's Sir Spits-a-lot?

Right here, sir. Are you in need of legal counsel? Or, would you rather just have me smite some poor bastard.

Cannon Lawyer Dec 9, 2009, 11:22 AM

Hatch:

KA-BOOM!

Sebastian's True Identity Dec 9, 2009, 11:23 AM

Callous Jack wrote:

Sebastian's True Identity wrote:
This is a cease and desist order. Anyone who posts in this thread will face the wrath of Hell's best lawyers.
Why did they said you then?

Because I'm the only one who can read your writing.

James Sutter (Fiction Editor) Dec 9, 2009, 11:26 AM

Balrog wrote:

INCOMING!!!

This post was delightful. :D

Tiny Tina Dec 9, 2009, 11:26 AM

Can we get one hundred before lunch time?

Balrog Dec 9, 2009, 11:28 AM

James Sutter wrote:

Balrog wrote:
INCOMING!!!
This post was delightful. :D

I live to amuse. HUZZAH!!

William Shakespear Dec 9, 2009, 11:31 AM

A Fan Verse:

James Sutter, James Sutter:
The man proses like buttah.

Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Dec 9, 2009, 11:36 AM

William Shakespear wrote:

A Fan Verse:

James Sutter, James Sutter:
The man proses like buttah.

How about;

James Sutter, James Sutter:
The man proses like no uttah.

William Shakespear Dec 9, 2009, 11:39 AM

Our posey to discover
Leaves him breathless and in the guttah

Jack Hammer Dec 9, 2009, 11:39 AM

Nutter Butter Peanut Butter Sutter Cookie?

Butterfrog Dec 9, 2009, 11:44 AM

Jack Hammer wrote:

Nutter Butter Peanut Butter Sutter Cookie?

and a frog!

F. Wesley Schneider (Managing Editor) Dec 9, 2009, 11:51 AM

Here at the office we usually trim it down to the PZO number and the pseudo abbreviation. So the Core Rulebook would be: PZO1111:CRB.

Waaaay easier!

...What?

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Tales, Battles Case Subscriber) Dec 9, 2009, 11:52 AM

appear

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Dec 9, 2009, 11:53 AM

disappear?

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Tales, Battles Case Subscriber) Dec 9, 2009, 11:54 AM

Yeah...he just wanted to join in. Can't blame him, really.

Cheel Vorastrix Dec 9, 2009, 11:54 AM

Invisibility Purge!

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Dec 9, 2009, 11:55 AM

F. Wesley Schneider wrote:

Here at the office we usually trim it down to the PZO number and the pseudo abbreviation. So the Core Rulebook would be: PZO1111:CRB.

Waaaay easier!

...What?

I think I'll start referring to myself in a similar fashion:ABR5555:ZMB

Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Dec 9, 2009, 11:56 AM

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

appear

Abraka-pocus!

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Tales, Battles Case Subscriber) Dec 9, 2009, 11:56 AM

Let's call him WFS0001:ME from now on.

David Fryer Dec 9, 2009, 12:13 PM

This

Kobold Cleaver Dec 9, 2009, 12:14 PM

Tiny Tina wrote:

Why do some people insist on calling Pathfinder things like 3.P, 3.75, THE REAL D&D or anything other than Pathfinder? Is Pathfinder that much of a mouthful? I mean I'm blonde and I can say it, come on people.

I prefer d21. Or PFRPG. Or Pathfinder. These three only, though.

Crimson Jester Dec 9, 2009, 01:13 PM

Cheel Vorastrix wrote:

Invisibility Purge!

Ow!

Crimson Jester Dec 9, 2009, 01:15 PM

Tiny Tina wrote:

Why do some people insist on calling Pathfinder things like 3.P, 3.75, THE REAL D&D or anything other than Pathfinder? Is Pathfinder that much of a mouthful? I mean I'm blonde and I can say it, come on people.

And what a Blond you are. ;P

oh yeah its just game night, what ever we want to call it, it is still a game.

Mikhaila Burnett Dec 9, 2009, 01:35 PM

Re the OP: People do that? That's just silly. It's PATH-FINE-DER. Easy to pronounce, and distinct.

Wait, these are people on the internet doing this? Oh, then they're all wrong anyway. Have been since the first forum post.

Priestess of Moorluck Dec 9, 2009, 02:33 PM

Pathfinder makes Chuck Norris cry like Tim Tebow.

Drachesturm Dec 9, 2009, 02:37 PM

Pathfinder is really WoW! It's meant to be played by munchkins! Run while you still can, they are coming for your books! D&D is dead! Dig as deep as you can so that you will be safe when the sky falls! The trolls are coming! The trolls are coming!

Spoiler:

Does this sound familiar?

The Thing from Beyond the Edge Dec 9, 2009, 04:10 PM

Tiny Tina wrote:

Why do some people insist on calling Pathfinder things like 3.P, 3.75, THE REAL D&D or anything other than Pathfinder? Is Pathfinder that much of a mouthful? I mean I'm blonde and I can say it, come on people.

Well, if you really wish for an answer...

Wall of Text Answer Enclosed:

Just Kidding

William Shakespeare Dec 9, 2009, 04:26 PM

William Shakespear wrote:

A Fan Verse:

James Sutter, James Sutter:
The man proses like buttah.

Fie, Devil! But thou art not so famed and fabled a rogue--I am he, and he is me, and we are all together, fiendish Fullerite! Thou shalt have out-herod Herod through such inglorious theft!

I AM Shakespeare!

Ambrosia Slaad Dec 9, 2009, 04:33 PM

William Shakespeare wrote:

I AM Shakespeare!

No, I am Shakespeare!

Eekster Buhnay Dec 9, 2009, 04:34 PM

William Shakespeare wrote:

I AM Shakespeare!

No, I am Shakespeare!

Shinmizu Dec 9, 2009, 04:34 PM

CourtFool wrote:

No! I watched Monty Python and I know what to do if someone comes at me with a banana, so there! :P

And just today I saw someone requesting firearms rules for the APG...

Miss Kitty Dec 9, 2009, 04:35 PM

William Shakespeare wrote:

I AM Shakespeare!

No, I am Spart-, er, Shakespeare!

William Shakespear Dec 9, 2009, 04:35 PM

William Shakespeare wrote:

William Shakespear wrote:
A Fan Verse:

James Sutter, James Sutter:
The man proses like buttah.
Fie, Devil! But thou art not so famed and fabled a rogue--I am he, and he is me, and we are all together, fiendish Fullerite! Thou shalt have out-herod Herod through such inglorious theft!
I AM Shakespeare!

Calm thy self down, self. Thou/I knowest that I/we likest to spell the name divers ways, according to mood.

Zounds!

More like I/we shouldest look out for yon thieving rogue, Oxford.

Of course, we chose the same avatar. And I looked for quite some time before choosing!

Heathansson Dec 9, 2009, 04:56 PM

Well, I guess I've been playing "D&D" for 30 years, so....old habits die hard(?)
old dog/new tricks(?)
people know what you're talking about when you say "D&D."

William Shakespeare Dec 9, 2009, 05:45 PM

William Shakespear wrote:

William Shakespeare wrote:

William Shakespear wrote:
A Fan Verse:

James Sutter, James Sutter:
The man proses like buttah.
Fie, Devil! But thou art not so famed and fabled a rogue--I am he, and he is me, and we are all together, fiendish Fullerite! Thou shalt have out-herod Herod through such inglorious theft!
I AM Shakespeare!
Calm thy self down, self. Thou/I knowest that I/we likest to spell the name divers ways, according to mood.
Zounds!

More like I/we shouldest look out for yon thieving rogue, Oxford.

Of course, we chose the same avatar. And I looked for quite some time before choosing!

Thou doth speak true! Let us join forces and fight yon fiend, Oxford!