houstonderek wrote:

Ubermench wrote:

houstonderek wrote:

psst...heathy's being sarcastic...

Sorry my sarcasm detector was misaligned and set for condescension.

lastknightleft wrote:

Didn't you preface your first statement by calling her a dim bulb?

And in my second stament I called her a dull crayon. IMO she isn't very smart but that dosn't prevent her from running Alaska.

Well, she does have a college degree, which, according to some posters (ok, one poster) on this thread, qualifies her for being a genius, apparently.

Look, the woman isn't dumb, she may not be ready for Mensa, but she didn't get where she is by being dumb...

I don't think she's dumb. I think she's quite good at what she does. She seems to have a high degree of interpersonal intelligence.

Also, stick a camera on me 24/7 and see how many stupid things I say.

Actually, scratch that, just skim the archives.

I consider myself no less bright than the rest of you but a good hatchet job on my old posts would make me look like Sarah Palin.

I would have to see you in a red one peice before I could judge.

I would have to see you in a red one peice before I could judge.

That could be arranged ... for a price.

Ubermench wrote:

I would have to see you in a red one peice before I could judge.

That could be arranged ... for a price.

Ugh, it would probably involve midgets knowing you...

David Fryer wrote:

I have decided that I will support Obama until he does something that does not line up with my values. He won fair and square and I don't want to spend the next four years being the bitter person that my boss ended up being after Bush won. She spent monthes talking about "your president" and being bitter over the whole thing. Doesn't sound like fun to me.

I'll drink to that. Not legally, mind you, but with affirmation. And maybe some peanuts.

Have a Polygamy Porter. I won't tell if you won't.

Heathansson wrote:

We have to, like, reform the republican party, and get ready for the 2010 and 2012 elections.

Goldwater FTW! (Nixon was the first RINO on record)

Ubermench wrote:

I would have to see you in a red one peice before I could judge.

That could be arranged ... for a price.

It's a good thing I packed my sleeping pills for my trip, otherwise I would be too horrified to sleep.

Once, here in Houston, I was hanging out with a friend of mine on Spice Lane (one of Houston's "hoods", and where I lived when I first moved here), enjoying some greenery with a bunch of guys, when one of the dudes started pontificating on how "it's ok for black folk and white folk to mix during the day, but at night (it was night) white folk should stay in their neighborhoods and we should stay in ours." I kinda looked around, noticed I was the only white guy there, and said, "hmmmm". Without even turning around he said "Nah, you're different, white boy, you're one of us..."

Odd. I had a very similar experience while having dinner at a vegan restaurant with twelve lesbian friends.

houstonderek wrote:

Once, here in Houston, I was hanging out with a friend of mine on Spice Lane (one of Houston's "hoods", and where I lived when I first moved here), enjoying some greenery with a bunch of guys, when one of the dudes started pontificating on how "it's ok for black folk and white folk to mix during the day, but at night (it was night) white folk should stay in their neighborhoods and we should stay in ours." I kinda looked around, noticed I was the only white guy there, and said, "hmmmm". Without even turning around he said "Nah, you're different, white boy, you're one of us..."

Odd. I had a very similar experience while having dinner at a vegan restaurant with twelve lesbian friends.

I've always said I'm really a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

Tarren Dei wrote:

Ubermench wrote:

I would have to see you in a red one peice before I could judge.

That could be arranged ... for a price.

eyes melting...joke backfired..call 911...argggg.

Ugh, it would probably involve midgets knowing you...

;-)

They’re called little people now, unless there in a circus.

houstonderek wrote:

Once, here in Houston, I was hanging out with a friend of mine on Spice Lane (one of Houston's "hoods", and where I lived when I first moved here), enjoying some greenery with a bunch of guys, when one of the dudes started pontificating on how "it's ok for black folk and white folk to mix during the day, but at night (it was night) white folk should stay in their neighborhoods and we should stay in ours." I kinda looked around, noticed I was the only white guy there, and said, "hmmmm". Without even turning around he said "Nah, you're different, white boy, you're one of us..."

Odd. I had a very similar experience while having dinner at a vegan restaurant with twelve lesbian friends.

Heh, that's funny! I used to hang out at Bocados, a restaurant that turns into a lesbian bar on wednesday nights, on wednesdsay nights. Most straight guys were made to feel quite unwelcome there, except me. I guess I just gave off the "not jackass" vibe...

... trapped in a man's body.

And barely a man's body at that, right?

Tarren Dei wrote:

houstonderek wrote:

Once, here in Houston, I was hanging out with a friend of mine on Spice Lane (one of Houston's "hoods", and where I lived when I first moved here), enjoying some greenery with a bunch of guys, when one of the dudes started pontificating on how "it's ok for black folk and white folk to mix during the day, but at night (it was night) white folk should stay in their neighborhoods and we should stay in ours." I kinda looked around, noticed I was the only white guy there, and said, "hmmmm". Without even turning around he said "Nah, you're different, white boy, you're one of us..."

Odd. I had a very similar experience while having dinner at a vegan restaurant with twelve lesbian friends.

Heh, that's funny! I used to hang out at Bocados, a restaurant that turns into a lesbian bar on wednesday nights, on wednesdsay nights. Most straight guys were made to feel quite unwelcome there, except me. I guess I just gave off the "not jackass" vibe...

Yep. Probably. It could be the suspenders.

David Fryer wrote:

... trapped in a man's body.

And barely a man's body at that, right?

Yeah, but at least I have a great head of hair. ;p

They’re called little people now, unless there in a circus.

Hey c'mon, it's Tarren Dei we're talking about here...

Tarren Dei wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

... trapped in a man's body.

And barely a man's body at that, right?

Yeah, but at least I have a great head of hair. ;p

;-)

TV Time.

Call me if there's a fight between Dr. Zoidberg and Montgomery Burn's hound.

Ubermench wrote:

They’re called little people now, unless there in a circus.

Hey c'mon, it's Tarren Dei we're talking about here...

;-)

Ok midgets in leather it is.

houstonderek wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

houstonderek wrote:

Once, here in Houston, I was hanging out with a friend of mine on Spice Lane (one of Houston's "hoods", and where I lived when I first moved here), enjoying some greenery with a bunch of guys, when one of the dudes started pontificating on how "it's ok for black folk and white folk to mix during the day, but at night (it was night) white folk should stay in their neighborhoods and we should stay in ours." I kinda looked around, noticed I was the only white guy there, and said, "hmmmm". Without even turning around he said "Nah, you're different, white boy, you're one of us..."

Odd. I had a very similar experience while having dinner at a vegan restaurant with twelve lesbian friends.

Heh, that's funny! I used to hang out at Bocados, a restaurant that turns into a lesbian bar on wednesday nights, on wednesdsay nights. Most straight guys were made to feel quite unwelcome there, except me. I guess I just gave off the "not jackass" vibe...

Yep. Probably. It could be the suspenders.

You were there???

Callous Jack wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

Ubermench wrote:

I would have to see you in a red one peice before I could judge.

That could be arranged ... for a price.

eyes melting...joke backfired..call 911...argggg.

Ugh, it would probably involve midgets knowing you...

;-)

They’re called little people now, unless there in a circus.

Like this message board?

Ubermench wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

Ubermench wrote:

I would have to see you in a red one peice before I could judge.

That could be arranged ... for a price.

eyes melting...joke backfired..call 911...argggg.

Ugh, it would probably involve midgets knowing you...

;-)

They’re called little people now, unless there in a circus.

Like this message board?

So, when is Sebastian going to have the acrobat ride him around the ring?

David Fryer wrote:

Ubermench wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

Ubermench wrote:

I would have to see you in a red one peice before I could judge.

That could be arranged ... for a price.

eyes melting...joke backfired..call 911...argggg.

Ugh, it would probably involve midgets knowing you...

;-)

They’re called little people now, unless there in a circus.

Like this message board?

So, when is Sebastian going to have the acrobat ride him around the ring?

I'm not sure. We haven't heard from his stalker for a while. Maybe someone should check the desert outside of Vegas. We might just find the stalker and the acrobat.

So, when is Sebastian going to have the acrobat ride him around the ring?

I thought he was the substitute for the Bearded Lady.

David Fryer wrote:

Ubermench wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

Ubermench wrote:

I would have to see you in a red one peice before I could judge.

That could be arranged ... for a price.

eyes melting...joke backfired..call 911...argggg.

Ugh, it would probably involve midgets knowing you...

;-)

They’re called little people now, unless there in a circus.

Like this message board?

So, when is Sebastian going to have the acrobat ride him around the ring?

Let's leave Sabastian's wife out of this. ;)

houstonderek wrote:

So, when is Sebastian going to have the acrobat ride him around the ring?

I thought he was the substitute for the Bearded Lady.

Somebody stick Heathy in a cage so we can have a dog faced boy too.

Callous Jack wrote:

houstonderek wrote:

So, when is Sebastian going to have the acrobat ride him around the ring?

I thought he was the substitute for the Bearded Lady.

Somebody stick Heathy in a cage so we can have a dog faced boy too.

That would make it a real dog and pony show. You could also include Sharoth as the human lizard and Jack as the strong man.

And a cage full of smvrfs.

I go fight my way through Wal Mart to bring game home for the younglings, in this soonbite prelude to winter....
only to be caged for gawking gowks to the crier.
That's right, pink ones. Let your young scratch me behind the ear.

I go fight my way through Wal Mart to bring game home for the younglings, in this soonbite prelude to winter....

only to be caged for gawking gowks to the crier.
That's right, pink ones. Let your young scratch me behind the ear.

Great poem. Say, when are we going to see Heathy's Collected Howlings?

Kruelaid wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

Serious. No sarc.

You guys need to figure out a way to keep the neocons out.

Define neocon.

Uh, which way? ;) There must be 31 flavors to that definition.

Heathansson wrote:

I go fight my way through Wal Mart to bring game home for the younglings, in this soonbite prelude to winter....

only to be caged for gawking gowks to the crier.
That's right, pink ones. Let your young scratch me behind the ear.

Great poem. Say, when are we going to see Heathy's Collected Howlings?

The fans are howling for it.

David Fryer wrote:

Kruelaid wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

Serious. No sarc.

You guys need to figure out a way to keep the neocons out.

Define neocon.

Uh, which way? ;) There must be 31 flavors to that definition.

They're Neocon's, the only flavor is vanilla.

pres man wrote:

But kicking someone when they are down is Chicago politics. That's the type of politics we need now.

That's hardly fair. It's not Obama's people that are kicking her, it's McCain's people that said she didn't know Africa was a continent and stole tens of thousands of dollars of clothes.

The jury's not out on that, IMHO. I know Obama's allies in the media said McCain's people said that.

Heathansson wrote:

I go fight my way through Wal Mart to bring game home for the younglings, in this soonbite prelude to winter....

only to be caged for gawking gowks to the crier.
That's right, pink ones. Let your young scratch me behind the ear.

Great poem. Say, when are we going to see Heathy's Collected Howlings?

Sounds more like Children in the Hands of an Angry Werewolf.

Heathansson wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

Kruelaid wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

Serious. No sarc.

You guys need to figure out a way to keep the neocons out.

Define neocon.

Uh, which way? ;) There must be 31 flavors to that definition.

They're Neocon's, the only flavor is vanilla.

That comment is insulting to vanilla.

Heathansson wrote:

I go fight my way through Wal Mart to bring game home for the younglings, in this soonbite prelude to winter....

only to be caged for gawking gowks to the crier.
That's right, pink ones. Let your young scratch me behind the ear.

Great poem. Say, when are we going to see Heathy's Collected Howlings?

That was just a random mouthfart.

Tarren Dei wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

I go fight my way through Wal Mart to bring game home for the younglings, in this soonbite prelude to winter....

only to be caged for gawking gowks to the crier.
That's right, pink ones. Let your young scratch me behind the ear.

Great poem. Say, when are we going to see Heathy's Collected Howlings?

Sounds more like Children in the Hands of an Angry Werewolf.

I've always wanted to read the semi-coherent ramblings of a rabid warwoof to a group of fifth graders. Hopefully, Heathy will make my dream a reality.

Ubermench wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

Kruelaid wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

Serious. No sarc.

You guys need to figure out a way to keep the neocons out.

Define neocon.

Uh, which way? ;) There must be 31 flavors to that definition.

They're Neocon's, the only flavor is vanilla.

That comment is insulting to vanilla.

At least I didn't say french vanilla. Oops 'FREEDOM' vanilla.

David Fryer wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

I go fight my way through Wal Mart to bring game home for the younglings, in this soonbite prelude to winter....

only to be caged for gawking gowks to the crier.
That's right, pink ones. Let your young scratch me behind the ear.

Great poem. Say, when are we going to see Heathy's Collected Howlings?

Sounds more like Children in the Hands of an Angry Werewolf.

I've always wanted to read the semi-coherent ramblings of a rabid warwoof to a group of fifth graders. Hopefully, Heathy will make my dream a reality.

You know Max, king of the wild things, was a Wulfserker.

David Fryer wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

I go fight my way through Wal Mart to bring game home for the younglings, in this soonbite prelude to winter....

only to be caged for gawking gowks to the crier.
That's right, pink ones. Let your young scratch me behind the ear.

Great poem. Say, when are we going to see Heathy's Collected Howlings?

Sounds more like Children in the Hands of an Angry Werewolf.

I've always wanted to read the semi-coherent ramblings of a rabid warwoof to a group of fifth graders. Hopefully, Heathy will make my dream a reality.

Just print out what he writes in the off-topic section. That should be enough rambling for anyone! ~grins~

The jury's not out on that, IMHO. I know Obama's allies in the media said McCain's people said that.

Obama's allies in the media have been kicking her allready; why stop now?

::mind boggles at the paranoia in those sentences::

Okay.

Yes, and Charlie Gibson's interview was 100% unedited too. AND, the guy who interviewed her didn't quote the Wall Street Journal out of context.
I'll recant, and take the tinfoil hat off before you hurt my feelings by tangentially inferring my statements are all whackadoo.

Oh, wait! Those two statements are true!!!

I'm not paranoid, the media has desensitized me to it's cries of "wolf!"

Here's Obama allies FOX News, well known for their Obama puff pieces like "Barack Obama: A History of Radicalism" and clearly in the tank for Obama, reporting on the story.

I like how the FOX News reporter admits to having prior knowledge of the story and suppressing it until after the election.

I've kept my highschool weight at age 31 by eating lots of veges, little red meat and exercising 3 times a week usually. My wife has been harassing me about my one vice which is potato chips.

wow... am I glad I did not keep my highschool weight... my Last year in highschool I weighed 325 at 5'10

Now I am 195 at 5'10, I need to get off 20 more pounds...

always have weight problems.. now that it is winter I will be gaining weight..I do every winter.

Kruelaid wrote:

I guess you could look here: Neoconservatism.

But what I really mean by neocons is "the yahoos who just ran the American economy into the ground and any of their ilk."

And I use "yahoo" in the Swiftian sense.

Interesting reading. According to what I read, I trend towards Paleoconservatism with nationalist and populaist tendencies.

I think some paleoconservatives would be mortified to hear that.

Here's Obama allies FOX News, well known for their Obama puff pieces like "Barack Obama: A History of Radicalism" and clearly in the tank for Obama, reporting on the story.

I like how the FOX News reporter admits to having prior knowledge of the story and suppressing it until after the election.

Fair enough; I concede that Palin point.

I simply believe that the more ABC News=FOX News with a moustached vulcan for an anchorman, the more the reporters and the watchers from "black helicopter country" are able to thrive.

To sum up and personalize this thread, I'm tall and skinny and think all of y'all's categorical views suck. :)

Kruelaid wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

I consider myself no less bright than the rest of you but a good hatchet job on my old posts would make me look like Sarah Palin.

You sir, are overly generous.

By saying she has interpersonal intelligence. Don't tell me you don't get all squirmy when she flirts with the camera. ;-)

Man, I think she's totally hot. And there's this positively porn gif of her 'saying' naughty things that just makes me well...

It's just not polite to say what it does to me.

Nothing like a hot dumb chick with social finesse.