Be on the look-out.

This will not end well.

Bomrade Conjour!

This will not end well.

You must choose a side:

People against For
- or -
People for Against

I choose pie.

Choose wisely.

NB Obi-Jack was an ancient knight of the BotCS in a previous life.

Fool is part of my name. Do you honestly think I do anything wisely?

Maybe you're a sophmore?

Maybe you have too many aliases on your hands.

That or time.

Not much of a difference, really.

I choose pie.

Ah, comrade... {reports CourtFool as card-carrying member of the "Pie Against Babies and Cookies" party}

What we NEED. Is to take those Nazi scalps!

French Commies wouldn't disagree with that^. But they'd be against pie.

Are you trying to redistribute my pie?

You know, people wouldn't be pieless if they would go out and make some pie instead of trying to take mine away from me.

French Commies wouldn't disagree with that^. But they'd be against pie.

Yes, yes... {reports Mairkurion as card-carrying member of the "Innocent Spiders Against Kobolds" party}

Let them eat Perrogies

** spoiler omitted **

Un-American? HA! I can't even find that on a map!

{reports Mairkurion as card-carrying member of the "People's Front of Pazonia"... or was it the "Paizoian People's Front"?}

Mac Boyce wrote:

** spoiler omitted **

Un-American? HA! I can't even find that on a map!

{reports Mairkurion as card-carrying member of the "People's Front of Pazonia"... or was it the "Paizoian People's Front"?}

It's north of America, but south of Mexico.

reports Scrappy-Doo Slaad to Wizards Liberation Alliance for never looking at a map.

Great Koogalie Moogalie!

Welcome comrades. Enjoy the cheese.

Great Koogalie Moogalie!

reports Abbigail to the Paizoian Secret Public Servants for being see-through

Mac Boyce wrote:

** spoiler omitted **

Un-American? HA! I can't even find that on a map!

{reports Mairkurion as card-carrying member of the "People's Front of Pazonia"... or was it the "Paizoian People's Front"?}

You'd be better off reporting me as a pie-eating, ale-quaffing monarchist and fanatical mythopoet.

Ni-Hao comrades.

It's north of America, but south of Mexico.

{unroll's map stolen from Craig Ferguson} Is that near the Gulf of Borat? Or here by Narnia? Hmmmm...

{picks random spot in the ocean, uses crayon to crudely scribble a donut-ish shape, labels it "Um-Mare-Rika"} Hah, foiled you again! I'll just stay out of your watery kingdom; your laws have no bearing here, in... Lower Carrot-Topia! Go home to your King Aquaman and Queen Angela Landsbury, or I shall taunt you a second time.

You'd be better off reporting me as a pie-eating, ale-quaffing monarchist and fanatical mythopoet.

Why would I do that? Described that way, they might actually take an interest and round you up. Nope, nope, I just like filling out forms in triplicate and generating copious paperwork faster than it can be filed.

Abbigail the Glass wrote:

Great Koogalie Moogalie!

reports Abbigail to the Paizoian Secret Public Servants for being see-through

See-through? huh? I don't get it....

Welcome comrades. Enjoy the cheese.

reports David to anyone in general for acting French.

Communists? It would be easier if you just accepted me as your king. Do not touch the royal feet.

Mac Boyce wrote:

Abbigail the Glass wrote:

Great Koogalie Moogalie!

reports Abbigail to the Paizoian Secret Public Servants for being see-through

See-through? huh? I don't get it....

Abbigail the GLASS

;)

Old French Guy wrote:

Welcome comrades. Enjoy the cheese.

reports David to anyone in general for acting French.

Reports Mac for being suspicious in over reporting.

Communists? It would be easier if you just accepted me as your king. Do not touch the royal feet.

Lemur... as King... um no... demon overload here... um no lemur king... go do your little dance away from me...

Abbigail the Glass wrote:

Mac Boyce wrote:

Abbigail the Glass wrote:

Great Koogalie Moogalie!

reports Abbigail to the Paizoian Secret Public Servants for being see-through

See-through? huh? I don't get it....

Abbigail the GLASS

;)

Oh... clever... get it now...

Mac Boyce wrote:

Old French Guy wrote:

Welcome comrades. Enjoy the cheese.

reports David to anyone in general for acting French.

Reports Mac for being suspicious in over reporting.

I assure you that Mac has done nothing out of the ordinary except for be a GOOD AMERICAN!

Wait! The french are planning on invading us? Or is that the french canadians... sneak little buggers just waiting up there with their maple trees and hockey.. and mounties... and health care....

Mac Boyce wrote:

Old French Guy wrote:

Welcome comrades. Enjoy the cheese.

reports David to anyone in general for acting French.

Reports Mac for being suspicious in over reporting.

reports David for reporting Mac for being suspicious in over reporting

The only parts of France I'm interested in are the parts that rightfully belong to me.

Oh... clever... get it now...

{places Abbigail on a large balance. Unfortunately, she does not weight the same as a duck or very small rocks, so he lets her go} Sorry citizen, can't be too careful. {offers her one of Azhagal's bear claws as compensation}

{reports self for addiction to Scooby snacks and Sin-a-Men rolls}

Wait! The french are planning on invading us? Or is that the french canadians... sneak little buggers just waiting up there with their maple trees and hockey.. and mounties... and health care....

HEY!!!! Don't mock the Hockey!!!! It's all us Michigan people have!!!!

reports Abbigail for making fun of hockey to the House Un-Hockey Association.

Hey I'm being placed on scales and reported... that's not nice...

Wait! The french are planning on invading us? Or is that the french canadians... sneak little buggers just waiting up there with their maple trees and hockey.. and mounties... and health care....

The French? I heard it was the Duchy of Grand Fenwick. I've heard that they are so tough, even their mice roar!

{reports self for late DVD rentals}

unroll's map stolen from Craig Ferguson} Is that near the Gulf of Borat? Or here by Narnia? Hmmmm...

{picks random spot in the ocean, uses crayon to crudely scribble a donut-ish shape, labels it "Um-Mare-Rika"} Hah, foiled you again! I'll just stay out of your watery kingdom; your laws have no bearing here, in... Lower Carrot-Topia! Go home to your King Aquaman and Queen Angela Landsbury, or I shall taunt you a second time.

reports Scrappy-Doo for inadvertantly destroying the island country Komuneyewanaleiya to the Nerds United for Hot Babes. Bad form.

Hey I'm being placed on scales and reported... that's not nice...

So report us back!!!

reports self to the Paizoian Secret Public Servants "just because".

Hey I'm being placed on scales and reported... that's not nice...

I can't read numbers so I don't know what you weigh. I was only checking if you were a witch. And I did give you a mighty tasty bearclaw.

Besides, my walnut-sized brain is half-Poodle, half-Slaad. I'm doing the best that I can with what I got.

{DretchEx's off a form to requisition more forms}

Abbigail the Glass wrote:

Hey I'm being placed on scales and reported... that's not nice...

I can't read numbers so I don't know what you weigh. And I did give you a mighty tasty bearclaw.

Besides, my walnut-sized brain is half-Poodle, half-Slaad. I'm doing the best that I can with what I got.

{DretchEx's off a form to requisition more forms}

Just imagine if you were full Poodle!!!!!

Abbigail the Glass wrote:

Hey I'm being placed on scales and reported... that's not nice...

I can't read numbers so I don't know what you weigh. And I did give you a mighty tasty bearclaw.

Besides, my walnut-sized brain is half-Poodle, half-Slaad. I'm doing the best that I can with what I got.

{DretchEx's off a form to requisition more forms}

Ok... I forgive you guys...

Just imagine if you were full Poodle!!!!!

{gets big watery puppy-dog eyes} You meanie, don't tease me with what can never be... {cries melodramatically}

Mac Boyce wrote:

Just imagine if you were full Poodle!!!!!

{gets big watery puppy-dog eyes} You meanie, don't tease me with what can never be... {cries melodramatically}

*passes you a beer*

Mac Boyce wrote:

Just imagine if you were full Poodle!!!!!

{gets big watery puppy-dog eyes} You meanie, don't tease me with what can never be... {cries melodramatically}

reports Scrappy-Doo Slaad for CRYING LIKE A GIRL to the Paiozian Secret Public Servants. They will be by shortly to take your somewhere comfortable

reports me for being hot and so awesome and... dude where's my car?

reports me for being hot and so awesome and... dude where's my car?