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CourtFool Feb 4, 2010, 02:58 PM

Settle down, Beavis.

The Old Man of the Mountains Feb 4, 2010, 03:00 PM

Like I said, that boy's gone plum loco.

Urizen (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion, Tales Subscriber) Feb 4, 2010, 03:02 PM

runs into thread.

Spoiler:

gives the poodle a jack arm to hump and gnaw. mutters something about leftovers from the paizomatrix

runs out of thread.

Lord High Poodle Feb 4, 2010, 04:45 PM

ARF!

Heathansson Feb 4, 2010, 08:37 PM

mine!

Cyber Dragonborn Feb 4, 2010, 08:45 PM

Can't we all just get along?

*opens fire on unsuspecting thread readers*

Heathansson Feb 4, 2010, 08:47 PM

DIE!

ulgulanoth Feb 4, 2010, 11:47 PM

*runs into thread*
"who whant's beer?"

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Feb 5, 2010, 05:00 AM

Mmmmmm.....beer

Celestial Beerer Feb 5, 2010, 05:09 AM

GREETINGS DENIZENS OF...WHATEVER. I BRING YOU TIDINGS OF GREAT BEER!

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Tales, Battles Case Subscriber) Feb 5, 2010, 05:12 AM

Heh. The angel's drinking out of one of those giant German glasses.

Freehold DM Feb 5, 2010, 05:46 AM

Celestial Beerer wrote:

GREETINGS DENIZENS OF...WHATEVER. I BRING YOU TIDINGS OF GREAT BEER!

<Leaves several kegs of beer in the thread>

Microbrew or the cheap stuff? Ah well. Doesn't matter. guzzles

Xabulba Feb 5, 2010, 06:36 AM

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Heh. The angel's drinking out of one of those giant German glasses.

I think it's a beer bong.

ulgulanoth Feb 5, 2010, 10:01 AM

we need more beer

Crimson Jester Feb 5, 2010, 10:02 AM

Mwahahahaha

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Tales, Battles Case Subscriber) Feb 5, 2010, 10:04 AM

Just don't leave Urizen alone with the beer.

ulgulanoth Feb 5, 2010, 10:07 AM

who would ever leave Urizen alone with the beer... infact who would leave anyone alone with the beer?!

Urizen (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion, Tales Subscriber) Feb 5, 2010, 10:09 AM

Actually, your beer is safe with me. I don't drink beer.

Everything else, on the other hand, is fair game.

ulgulanoth Feb 5, 2010, 10:10 AM

here, you can have my bottle of 50 year old vodka, i think its still ok

Urizen (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion, Tales Subscriber) Feb 5, 2010, 10:20 AM

I only take top shelf; no well drinks.

Xabulba Feb 5, 2010, 10:37 AM

Because you don't want to drink anything old right?

Urizen (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion, Tales Subscriber) Feb 5, 2010, 10:41 AM

That all depends on what you define as 'old'. Good fermentation versus it sat on the shelf for too long because it's well spittle?

ulgulanoth Feb 5, 2010, 10:43 AM

actually it sat on the shelf cause no one remembered it

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Tales, Battles Case Subscriber) Feb 5, 2010, 05:51 PM

Oh yeah, forgot the beer thing. I got a bottle of grain alkiehaul around here somewhere.

Crimson Jester Feb 6, 2010, 08:05 PM

Urizen (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion, Tales Subscriber) Feb 6, 2010, 08:09 PM

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Oh yeah, forgot the beer thing. I got a bottle of grain alkiehaul around here somewhere.

Given that my inside plumbing has been rerouted, I'd get from zero to s&&tfaced inside of 6 seconds with that stuff. :P

Crimson Jester Feb 6, 2010, 08:11 PM

Urizen wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:
Oh yeah, forgot the beer thing. I got a bottle of grain alkiehaul around here somewhere.
Given that my inside plumbing has been rerouted, I'd get from zero to s&&tfaced inside of 6 seconds with that stuff. :P

um good luck with that

Urizen (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion, Tales Subscriber) Feb 6, 2010, 08:12 PM

it burns, master...it burns...

Crimson Jester Feb 6, 2010, 08:12 PM

Its leaking... someone get a mop

Urizen (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion, Tales Subscriber) Feb 6, 2010, 08:14 PM

forget that; grab a bucket.

taig (RPG Superstar 2012 Top 16) Feb 6, 2010, 08:15 PM

You're gonna need a bigger bucket.

Urizen (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion, Tales Subscriber) Feb 6, 2010, 08:17 PM

Bring several. It's going to explode.

Urizen (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion, Tales Subscriber) Feb 7, 2010, 06:02 AM

All your booze, women, and finer things in life now are belong to me and my brother from another mother. Please deify us and grace us with shameless adulation.

That will be all.

Jim Beam & A Cigar Feb 7, 2010, 06:55 AM

lounges around in his smoker's vest smokin' a stogie

Jack Hammer Feb 7, 2010, 05:35 PM

*opens door to thread*

Oh, I thought this was the outhouse. Well, it looks and smells like an outhouse. Have some Jack brand air freshener.

*FRAAAAPPPPPPPPPPP!*

Urizen (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion, Tales Subscriber) Feb 7, 2010, 05:39 PM

Takes a sling shot and fires a cork. Rectum? Nearly killed him.

Ed McMahonodaemon Feb 7, 2010, 05:40 PM

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!
OOOOOOOOOOHAHAHAHAHAHOHOHOOOHOOOHOOOHOOO!

that's a kneeslapper.....rectum.....

Papa Paizo Feb 7, 2010, 05:52 PM

You guys need to calm down in here. And clean up the miss. Pee-yew.

Jack Hammer Feb 7, 2010, 06:24 PM

I farted. I didn't threadcrap. :)

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