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Starts grilling species 912 steaks and handing out " Assimilation is the future" t-shirts"
Andoran

dayum.
Osirion

yep yep
Andoran

I aint gittin no similarated.
Osirion

but they have tshirts

we also have balloons
Resistance is futile

Poor Paizomatrix...they've gone so delusional they've forgotten that I'm just a skeleton...
*Throws PBR to Paizomatrix in pity*

skeletons have uses.
Building blocks
marking sticks
They make nice chairs
Andoran

<-------siiiiiiick.
Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Ayup.

Ah reckon thet th' accents back.

drones hand out t-shirts and pamphlets.
Cheliax (Pathfinder Charter Superscriber)

Iz it safe ta cum out?

we have a spot waiting

Me thinks the pony ladie's gone... fer now!

*grabs the poker cards*
Andoran

ayyup.

someone say poker?

We have 4 'A' cards, is that good?

We can use tribbles as chips, they come in many colors ya know.
Andoran
Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

we also have balloons

Resistance is futile

But, the Dark Side has cookies.

First lemmings, now tribbles? They just keep improving the buffee.
Cato Novus wrote:


But, the Dark Side has cookies.

We also have cookie technology

Join the collective
Resistance is Futile

unlike lemmings, tribbles are low in fat
Demon Lord of Tribbles wrote:
unlike lemmings, tribbles are low in fat

So I should be able to keep my ghoulish figure?

pa-dum-BUM psschhhh!
The Now Flying Dire Lemmings wrote:
We have 4 'A' cards, is that good?

<looking at Kobold Cleaver's cards>

Nah, everyone knows that twos are higher than ones.
Then again, Poker is one of those strange games I just don't seem to win at. I mean, come on, it's called 'Poker', for goodness' sake. Using a glowing hot fire-iron to question your opponent over whether or not they're lying through their teeth this time, or why cards with pictures on them are better than tens but not ones should be allowed.
The Now Flying Dire Lemmings wrote:
We have 4 'A' cards, is that good?

Sigh. Fold!

Andoran

ayyup.
Osirion

Yup.

Is anyone going to bring me a beer?
Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Ah reckon sumbuddy's gonna.
Osirion

you can have some of my Sam Adams, its imported all the way from New York City.
Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Goddang hippehs.
Osirion

You can have one too. Don't see how its gonna do you any good on account of that you ain't got no throat. Zombie's always going munching on brains but how do you swallow. You’d be better off chewing on brain flavored gum. Insulting my New York imported beer, sheesh. Fine you gonna be all negative I want my beer back.
Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Aw kwit yer cryin turbin boah. Ya'd think ah done killeded yer puppy er sumthin. Ain't nobuddy round heer's gonna insult yer beer. If'n thar's won thing muh daddy telled me, its thet "eny beer is good beer".
Ubermench wrote:
Insulting my New York imported beer, sheesh.

New York? NEW YORK! CURSE AND CONFOUND YOU WRETCHED FAKIR! SAM ADAMS IS MADE IN BOSTON!

burns Yankees tshirt in protest.

Aims Sarajuana at the pyromaniac monkey

****************BOOOOM!****************

The smelly primate hoots and runs for the trees.

One-a these days I'm gonna get that there chang-go-tay. He looks like fine eatens. Froggy! Yew got some monkeybane shells in your back pocket?

Ayup
Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Ah reckon so.
Andoran
Evil Monkey wrote:
Ubermench wrote:
Insulting my New York imported beer, sheesh.

New York? NEW YORK! CURSE AND CONFOUND YOU WRETCHED FAKIR! SAM ADAMS IS MADE IN BOSTON!

burns Yankees tshirt in protest.

And here I was expecting a gag parodying the Pace Picante Sauce ads from a few years back. :P

Aberzombie wrote:
Aw kwit yer cryin turbin boah. Ya'd think ah done killeded yer puppy er sumthin.

Yeah, leave Aberskeleton alone. He didn't do that, I did.

Anyways, who wants some stew?
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Anyways, who wants some stew?

What ees een eet?

Osirion
Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Aw kwit yer cryin turbin boah. Ya'd think ah done killeded yer puppy er sumthin.

Yeah, leave Aberskeleton alone. He didn't do that, I did.

Anyways, who wants some stew?

Puppy stew, *sniff* I'm gonna miss him, nomnomnomnomnom, tasty though.

Ayup
Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Ah reckon so.
Osirion
Evil Monkey wrote:
Ubermench wrote:
Insulting my New York imported beer, sheesh.

New York? NEW YORK! CURSE AND CONFOUND YOU WRETCHED FAKIR! SAM ADAMS IS MADE IN BOSTON!

burns Yankees tshirt in protest.

Boston, New York, what's the difference there all a bunch of Yankees, some are just ruder than others.

Chaw?
Andoran

ayup.

*SPOOT*

wuzzat?
Andoran

jeetyit?
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