Dragonborn3 wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Dragonborn3 wrote:

The Lemmings are my little flying army.. So Says Froggy President!

Say wha...? Yer stole the lemmings from thuh kobold?

I prefer the term liberated...

What you people talking about?

G%%@@$n lemmings....curse them!!!

Did someone say lemmings? I am somewhat hungry...

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Yoo hoo, Mr. Lichman! That nice kobold boy told me where I could find you...

Ah don't rekolect ya, ma'am. Ah thenk ya got the wrong Lich.

(Thet Kobaldt Feller's gonna git it wen Ah fahnd him...)

Dragonborn3 wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Dragonborn3 wrote:

The Lemmings are my little flying army.. So Says Froggy President!

Say wha...? Yer stole the lemmings from thuh kobold?

I prefer the term liberated...

What you people talking about?

See the crimsom crime thread. you might not remember cause you hadn't evolved enough yet....

Ah reckon so.

Ayup.

Ah don't rekolect ya, ma'am. Ah thenk ya got the wrong Lich.

(Thet Kobaldt Feller's gonna git it wen Ah fahnd him...)

*Me hides in the case of PBR in a hurry*

leds gettahellouttaher!

Larry Lichman wrote:

Ah don't rekolect ya, ma'am. Ah thenk ya got the wrong Lich.

(Thet Kobaldt Feller's gonna git it wen Ah fahnd him...)

*Me hides in the case of PBR in a hurry*

leds gettahellouttaher!

*Pulls a PBR out of the case and pop's the top.* "Hey who put a frog in my beer". "Mmmm buttery".

Ayup

Slurps her PBR

Bertha Lou yew still lich-crazy even in yer maturity. Try to have some dignity girl!

Hawks and spits a gob of phlegm off porch

Who stole my corn likker jug?

Ah'm gessin it wuz thet lizerd fella.

Ah reckon so.

*crawls out of the PBR case totaaly wasted....*

Ayhic!!!....up...

Ah don't rekolect ya, ma'am. Ah thenk ya got the wrong Lich.

(Thet Kobaldt Feller's gonna git it wen Ah fahnd him...)

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HA!

ayyup.

BEER RUN! Who wants ta chip in?

Yew got me cuvvert? I git mah check nex waik.

I caint chip in fer the beer, alls I got left in the cookie jar is some old Confederate bills my Granpappy lef' me. Yew cain try to trade somea my pickled turnips at the general store.

Points to a table laden with Mason jars containing purple roots in a cloudy liquid.

Gimmie a shovel, I'll make a withdrawal from my savings.
*Mumbling to myself* "now where’d I bury that coffee can".

ayup.

Oh Mr. LichMAAaaaaan! Could you be a dear and get me a beer too?

Enybuddy got more BBQ? Ah'm starvin.

<scuttles in and pases Aberzombie more BBQ sauce with extra-hot chilli peppers>
<fills the tankard of Sebastian's Mother with more beer>
<scuttles out again, before the poetry recitation can start>

Uhm drankin thet turnup juse.

ayup.

Seem heathy its posting on every thread tonight...

Tonight?

Thankee lil' lizard boy. I needed that.

slurps freshened PBR

Ahm kinda hongry too. Froggy! Yew ever finish carvin' up that thar chan-go-tay? Mr. Aberzombie wants some Bigfoot brisket.

Thankee kindlee, ma'm. Ayup.

Loves me sum brisket!

*passes PBR around*

Ah reckon so.

Kobaldt, yer luckee Ah'm in a gud mood. Othawize, Ah'd hafta beat ya down affer yeh sicced thet wummin-thang on meh.

Kobaldt, yer luckee Ah'm in a gud mood. Othawize, Ah'd hafta beat ya down affer yeh sicced thet wummin-thang on meh.

Oh, you say the silliest things! C'mere and give me a big hug!

Ayup

Larry Lichman wrote:

Kobaldt, yer luckee Ah'm in a gud mood. Othawize, Ah'd hafta beat ya down affer yeh sicced thet wummin-thang on meh.

Oh, you say the silliest things! C'mere and give me a big hug!

Git theh Hayell awah frum muh husbund, yew husseh!

Uh-oh. It's theh missiz.

*ducks for cover*

Daing.

Thet Gary, he's uh rascal.

Crossbows out! Attack!

dighty'o ma! I go git zum changote for ya

*grabs a wooden spoon and goes hunting for changote for ma'*

Git theh Hayell awah frum muh husbund, yew husseh!

Take a step back, ya cheap tramp! That's my man!

OOOOOO ...... Catfight!

Thar goes the chang-go-tay Froggy! Gettim!

Aims Sarajuana at the smelly primate

*******BOOOOOOOM!!!*******

Ayup.

Ah reckon so.

OOOOOO ...... Catfight!

Really?

OOOOOO ...... Catfight!

Fight over, I win!