Ah, this is better. Every cult needs a temple.

She isn't going to be happy when she sees this.

Hey, I was told there was going to be a bunch of priestesses of Calistria here.

I'm here.

I'm here, but keep your hands off of me.

Perfect, a human sacrifice. Approaches Miserable Old Bitty with ropes and a knife.

Yay! Moorluck must have finally gotten kicked from FawtL!
~Deciding to imitate Sharoth, KC grins and runs~

Does it ever occur to you all that this whole thread is probably Chaotic Neutral with Evil tendencies?

Does it ever occur to you all that this whole thread is probably Chaotic Neutral with Evil tendencies?

I had figured more along the lines of Chaotic Evil with evil tendencies.

*Snickers, then wolfs down a Snickers, leaving gobs of caramel and nuts on the temple floor*

Somebody find a poodle, they will clean that up.

I'm here.

So am I, start the party.

Pam,roll

Pointless post to boost my count.

Meet Wicked Jack.

~Deciding to imitate Sharoth, KC grins and runs~

Awww.....Look, da wittle lizard is pretending to be a real dragon. How cute.....

*sacrifices a virgin to Moorluck*

*sacrifices a virgin to Moorluck*

But But I wanted that@!

Horny The Leprechaun wrote:

*sacrifices a virgin to Moorluck*

But But I wanted that@!

Too little, too late! ;)

Course, you could always sacrifice another virgin.

Silly, we don't sacrifice virgins here. Just old bittys who are too used up to party any more.

Mmmm....virgins.

Silly, we don't sacrifice virgins here. Just old bittys who are too used up to party any more.

** spoiler omitted **

You are following my Dogma well. I am pleased.

Just one thing.... shouldn't everyone be drow? Except the ladies of course... I like some variety. ;)

Purrrrrrrrfect, do I get to eat trespassers?

Silly, we don't sacrifice virgins here. Just old bittys who are too used up to party any more.

** spoiler omitted **

Pah! I have turds older than you, little punk.

Moral Eel wrote:

Does it ever occur to you all that this whole thread is probably Chaotic Neutral with Evil tendencies?

I had figured more along the lines of Chaotic Evil with evil tendencies.

Oh dear. Ohhhhh deeear....

Horny The Leprechaun wrote:

*sacrifices a virgin to Moorluck*

But But I wanted that@!

It would appear that Crimson Jester, once a significant force and leader of a thieves' guild, is now a--I gasp--cultist!

Yay! Moorluck must have finally gotten kicked from FawtL!

~Deciding to imitate Sharoth, KC grins and runs~

~Breathes fire on Kobold Cleaver~

Go back to work you big silver lizard.

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Yay! Moorluck must have finally gotten kicked from FawtL!

~Deciding to imitate Sharoth, KC grins and runs~

~Breathes fire on Kobold Cleaver~

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the thread.
~WEG~

Silly dragon, white dragons don't breath fire.

Sharoth wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Yay! Moorluck must have finally gotten kicked from FawtL!

~Deciding to imitate Sharoth, KC grins and runs~

~Breathes fire on Kobold Cleaver~

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the thread.
~WEG~

Silly dragon, white dragons don't breath fire.

*Watches as Sharoth screams and runs around, on fire*

Sweetie, are you causing trouble again? Don't make me use the car battery on you again...

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Sharoth wrote:

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Yay! Moorluck must have finally gotten kicked from FawtL!

~Deciding to imitate Sharoth, KC grins and runs~

~Breathes fire on Kobold Cleaver~

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the thread.
~WEG~

Silly dragon, white dragons don't breath fire.

*Watches as Sharoth screams and runs around, on fire*

Sweetie, are you causing trouble again? Don't make me use the car battery on you again...

Dammit, that stupid man raised her again! *Fireballs*

A blue frog man-thing enters the temple and coats the occupants in spicy nacho cheese and refried beans. He throws Jalapenos and corn chips. He gives Kobold Cleaver an extra squirt.

What good are virgins without food?

He turns and leaves.

Crimson Jester wrote:

Horny The Leprechaun wrote:

*sacrifices a virgin to Moorluck*

But But I wanted that@!

It would appear that Crimson Jester, once a significant force and leader of a thieves' guild, is now a--I gasp--cultist!

You fools can not steal the Angry Jack's Cult's main source of power. We will destroy you all. It is possible, at any rate. We may tolerate you if we are provided with a tithe. But it is not in a Angry Jack's Cultist's way to be forgiving enough to avoid annihilating any who may or may not incur his/her wrath.

What do you expect, you ate all the thieves! You can't run a guild without any members, after all.

I'm surprised Solnes hasn't dropped in yet.

Very Tempermental PlantJack wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Horny The Leprechaun wrote:

*sacrifices a virgin to Moorluck*

But But I wanted that@!

It would appear that Crimson Jester, once a significant force and leader of a thieves' guild, is now a--I gasp--cultist!

You fools can not steal the Angry Jack's Cult's main source of power. We will destroy you all. It is possible, at any rate. We may tolerate you if we are provided with a tithe. But it is not in a Angry Jack's Cultist's way to be forgiving enough to avoid annihilating any who may or may not incur his/her wrath.

What do you expect, you ate all the thieves! You can't run a guild without any members, after all.

Excuse me I am not a cultist.

I'm surprised Solnes hasn't dropped in yet.

She worships me in other ways. ;)

Sweetie, are you causing trouble again? Don't make me use the car battery on you again...

OK, threatening KC just pushed you from my "Maybe" list to "Definitely Doable". How do you look in a latex catsuit?

Cool! This is my kinda thread!

June Cleaver wrote:

Sweetie, are you causing trouble again? Don't make me use the car battery on you again...

OK, threatening KC just pushed you from my "Maybe" list to "Definitely Doable". How do you look in a latex catsuit?

I shot him in the leg once. So you feeling randy yet? ;)

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

June Cleaver wrote:

Sweetie, are you causing trouble again? Don't make me use the car battery on you again...

OK, threatening KC just pushed you from my "Maybe" list to "Definitely Doable". How do you look in a latex catsuit?

I shot him in the leg once. So you feeling randy yet? ;)

Why yes, but only because randi is so close.

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

June Cleaver wrote:

Sweetie, are you causing trouble again? Don't make me use the car battery on you again...

OK, threatening KC just pushed you from my "Maybe" list to "Definitely Doable". How do you look in a latex catsuit?

I shot him in the leg once. So you feeling randy yet? ;)

I'm not sure Solnes would approve, and you're supposed to be recovering.

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

June Cleaver wrote:

Sweetie, are you causing trouble again? Don't make me use the car battery on you again...

OK, threatening KC just pushed you from my "Maybe" list to "Definitely Doable". How do you look in a latex catsuit?

I shot him in the leg once. So you feeling randy yet? ;)

KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS.

June Cleaver wrote:

Sweetie, are you causing trouble again? Don't make me use the car battery on you again...

OK, threatening KC just pushed you from my "Maybe" list to "Definitely Doable". How do you look in a latex catsuit?

As long as the catsuit can accommodate my catheter.

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

June Cleaver wrote:

Sweetie, are you causing trouble again? Don't make me use the car battery on you again...

OK, threatening KC just pushed you from my "Maybe" list to "Definitely Doable". How do you look in a latex catsuit?

As long as the catsuit can accommodate my catheter.

{quietly moves her back to "No Thanks" list}

This is funnier then Moorluck in a catsuit.

This is funnier then Moorluck in a catsuit.

Wow, Ann Curry is a really good dancer.

Cultist of Moorluck wrote:

This is funnier then Moorluck in a catsuit.

Wow, Ann Curry is a really good dancer.

They all are.

I will honestly say that I am surpised that Moorluck has gained a cult following.

Now Solnes would be another matter, that I would very easily understand and ... sign up for. ;D