The hooded man replaces the jewels with a smile

"I am glad this little test of your security went well, Your Excellency. If you ever have need to test your guards' readiness again, please feel free to call upon the Crimson Guild."

** spoiler omitted **

Sticks a whiskered nose out of the mousehole.

**sqeee**

Barely misses exterminating the rodent with his spiked mace...

Dagnabbit, i KNEW i should have spent more time at the "ye olde whack-a-mole" booth at the king's faire!!!

Lemmiwinks wrote:

Sticks a whiskered nose out of the mousehole.

**sqeee**

Barely misses exterminating the rodent with his spiked mace...

Dagnabbit, i KNEW i should have spent more time at the "ye olde whack-a-mole" booth at the king's faire!!!

I wondered what you thought you were doing...

That was the prisoners stretch your hands through the grating and feel the sun day...oh well.

pokes whiskered snout out from another hole farther from Sir Houstonderek

**Squee**

*the Chihuahua Swarm -still in effect- harrases the little diseased rodent*

Yipyapyipyipyapyipyapyipyipyap...

So, Grand King David, How much Awshoot are we granted and where can we spend it?

*the Chihuahua Swarm -still in effect- harrases the little diseased rodent*

Yipyapyipyipyapyipyapyipyipyap...

I will help you get this vermin, for a nominal fee of course. *sticks paw in a hole in the wall in order to catch Lemmiwinks*

sneaks up and puts a flea collar on the cheshire cat

mumbles...what is this, the great hall of a knightly order, or a dagnabbed menagerie?

Lemmiwinks dives into his rathole to avoid the chihuahua swarm and the fat smiling cat. The room can hear a scrabbling in the masonry and a faint squeeing sound

The rats ... the rats in the walls .. <twitch>

Skitter skitter skitter

squee!

Skitter skitter skitter

squee!

I got you now! *chases Lemmiwinks down the hall*

runs into mousehole by King David's throne

squee! squee! squee! squee! squee!

Sneaky sneaks up on Cheshire Cat, holding an oversized mallet and a large sack

My Leage!

Sir Sothal reporting. You now have a steady knight guarding your sleep during the business times of MET.

Good night!

Sneaky sneaks up on Cheshire Cat, holding an oversized mallet and a large sack

*looks at Lady Knight Yeux* Hey, what are you doing? I'm trying to get this mouse.

A skittering sound echoes through the throneroom

Squee!

A small pink-white form appears balanced on the large roast boar in the center of the polygonal table

squee!

A faint sound of munching commences.

A small pink-white form appears balanced on the large roast boar in the center of the polygonal table

squee!

A faint sound of munching commences.

Heh heh heh! He took the bait. *Cage comes down from the ceiling trapping Lemmiwinks*. Looks like I'm dining well tonight.

The small pink gerbil runs around and around in the small cage. Finding no exit, he burrows into the soft tasty flesh of the roast boar.

SQUEE!

The small pink gerbil runs around and around in the small cage. Finding no exit, he burrows into the soft tasty flesh of the roast boar.

SQUEE!

*Sticks paw into meat and pulls out the mouse* I have you now, my little friend.

Planner gate opens and a throne sides in on a carpet of thousnads of tribbles.

"I say bring on the wine, I have brought entertainment"

With a clap of his hands a dozen naked succubus dancer appear

Yay! Naked succubus dancers!!!

*Grabs some popcorn and watches while trying not to drool*

Succubi? Cats? Rodents? Bah!

Gets out his +5 Holy Cat Bane Rodent Sticking Bastard Sword

That's it! It's clobbering time!!!!!!!!!

*gets out of the way of Sir Houstonderek and watches him dancing with the succubus*

Nomnomnom... butter popcorn, yummi!

*urrrp*

Succubi? Cats? Rodents? Bah!

Gets out his +5 Holy Cat Bane Rodent Sticking Bastard Sword

That's it! It's clobbering time!!!!!!!!!

*Poops on knights*

...

I'll raise taxes on my land so I can attend to PaizoCOn II, I hope the king doesn't mind...or finds out...

The roast boar on the table twitches and shudders as the small pink gerbil carves his way through it.

Squee!

*Poops on knights*

Note to self: Remember to pick up a crossbow from the armory...

"You haven't seen the last of me, rat with wings!!!!"

A very fat gerbil emerges from the roast boar and waddles to a hole in the wall. He gets momentarily stuck trying to enter it, but eventually squeezes through.

*groan* squee ..

Any idea on where's King David?

A small pink gerbil emerges and casts his little pink rodenty eyes about the castle feast hall

squee?

*Breaks down castle door with battering ram.* *releases many little blue friends from a few Bags of Holding* *tells sm^rfs to take everything of value*

Smurf

Smithers, release the smurfs!

Smurf it, smurf it good!

*Begins to ransack the place* *Knocks over tables and chairs** Takes the king's throne embedded with valuable jewels*

*Begins to ransack the place* *Knocks over tables and chairs** Takes the king's throne embedded with valuable jewels*

*Walks in and threatens few remaining Knights*

smurf

digs up the flower bed

Yap! Yap!

smurf

smurf

smurf

Well, I shall depart back to the club now. Good bye.

SMURF! WAIT FOR MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What an offensive invasion! I shall compain with the King!!!!

Squee?

Great, now there's a blue rodent infestation! To arms! To Arms!

Now, where is that hermit wizard and his mangy cat when you need them?