During a short and Glorious Coup i have taken control f a small section of the chat and formed my own realm where my newly founded order of knights may mock each other and tell tales of thier grand adventures for my ammusement.

I invite all to come and request a royal title!

Or face my dipleasure and join Master Yoda the Diminutive...

My Table has already attracted great Knights such as

Sir Blazej the Wrong
SirHoustonDerekThe Unseemly
Sir Eyebite the Blinding
Sir Gear Knightly Piercer
-and-
St. Pygon the Patriarch

Sir Cappadocius the Saracen has made himself known to the realm but has yet to choose the side of humor and recieve a proper naming.

Blood and Souls for Our Most Benevolent Lord David!!!!

Sir Wulf the Questioning has been offered a seat at the great Polygonal Table!

As has Sir Wyvern the Ravenous

Sir Wyvern the Ravenous has accepted!

Sir Daigle the Buggy is being petitioned to join!

Sir Wulf the Unnamed has joined until such a time as i loose my powers.

cue eerie synth music

Blacknight has been spotted scouting our location in the Realm of PaizoChat!

Is he friend or foe? :-k

reveal yourself, black knight! be you friend, foe, or UN peacekeeper?

Tsk tsk.

David, will you ever learn?

*cough*

I have a class tommorow. Just for you I'll try to learn then ;)

Really? Taking over *my* chat room? Is that so?

*Butterfrog trembles at the sight of Mistress lilith menacing David...*

We do we get annoited to join?

run!!! we're being invaded by ranas!!!

Alright! Another cult for us Jacks to torment!

*Edit- And to conquer as well!

Your titles and royalties are Irrelevant
You will adapt to serve us
Resistance is Futile

Really? Taking over *my* chat room? Is that so?

I was going make you up the diety of choice in the Glorious Realm of PaizoChat, but if you don't want to be our god we could worship your cookies..

For deification, I might consider letting you have a small portion of the chatroom. Cookies will be the holy sacrament. :)

For deification, I might consider letting you have a small portion of the chatroom. Cookies will be the holy sacrament. :)

We still get to eat the cookies right?

Sir Butterfrog has joined the table!

Ah! My long lost twin brother, and now you have your own realm!

If you ever have a problem with suspected evil sorceresses (or sorcerers for that matter) I would be pleased to serve.
I have a flunkie who sometimes ambles around the threads, trying to get into trouble.

Do you need a clerical presence?

Looks suitably guilty, then scuttles off.

Anyway, I have business on another thread that requires my attention.
Fare well for now.

Here I am my league. You will have to excuse my poor Noble talk, I can barely speak proper english...

Where is my landgrant and my damsels? Where are my peasants and knights?

Are there any quests waiting for me my Lord?

I request a title... Who do I slay/save/backrub to get a title?

I request a title... Who do I slay/save/backrub to get a title?

you must survive the gauntlet of the jefe de cocina francés. should you survive and not be served to the knights of the polygonal table as ancas de rana, we may find a place for you...

There are some who call me......

Timitius, Holy Seneschal and Prophet of Lilith!

Testify!

I request a title... Who do I slay/save/backrub to get a title?

You need to change your title, Don Butterfrog, Paizoian Ambassabor to Mexico.

;-)

You need to change your title, Don Butterfrog, Paizoian Ambassabor to Mexico. ;-)

Damn clerks never get anything right. I had him 100-lashed for his fault, which its fixed now, oh, HS&P Timitus.

Timitius HolySeneschal&Prophet wrote:

You need to change your title, Don Butterfrog, Paizoian Ambassabor to Mexico. ;-)

Damn clerks never get anything right. I had him 100-lashed for his fault, which its fixed now, oh, HS&P Timitus.

But Tim is the closest thing we have to a clerk!

Who did you lash Don Butterfrog? It better not have been my coat again!

Scurries about the floor rushes, looking for crumbs

chases the rodent across the floor with a spiked mace

GET BACK HERE YOU VARMINT!!!!

***SQUEE!!!!!!!!!!!***

Runs for the mouse hole

C'mon, mousy, i just need a half an experience point to qualify for my PrC...

Peers out of mousehole

"Man you'd cut me some slack if you knew what I'd been through ...sqeeee"

But Tim is the closest thing we have to a clerk! Who did you lash Don Butterfrog? It better not have been my coat again!

I lashed a clerk, those in charge of doing legal paperwork and menial stuf like that. I would lash a Cleric! (unless she asked me to ;) )

A silent figure slinks along the far wall, his face hidden in shadow. Spying the royal Crown Jewels left carelessly at King David's throne, he snatches them and runs out the door.

Watches laughing as the string tied to the jewels rings bells and pulls the front doors shut

Are there any quests waiting for me my Lord?

My Loyal Don Frog Paizo Ambassador to Mexico! Knight of the Moat/Sewage 'Tank'!

I have a royal quest for you!

Go forth and destroy the Pesky Vermin that infest my thread...oh and

...:::pierces The Grey Mouser's eyebrow, tongue, labret, madison, nipples, navel, and nethers with lodestone jewelry:::...

That should slow your escape.

...:::pierces The Grey Mouser's eyebrow, tongue, labret, madison, nipples, navel, and nethers with lodestone jewelry:::...

That should slow your escape.

Ha Ha! Good Work Sir Gear!

...:::pierces The Grey Mouser's eyebrow, tongue, labret, madison, nipples, navel, and nethers with lodestone jewelry:::...

That should slow your escape.

*Steals piercings*

And that should teach you to not mess with the guild.

Sir Gear the Piercing Knight wrote:

...:::pierces The Grey Mouser's eyebrow, tongue, labret, madison, nipples, navel, and nethers with lodestone jewelry:::...

That should slow your escape.

*Steals piercings*

And that should teach you to not mess with the guild.

My Loyal Don Frog Paizo Ambassador to Mexico! Knight of the Moat/Sewage 'Tank'!

I have a royal quest for you!

Go forth and destroy the Pesky Vermin that infest my thread...oh and

*Cast Summon Chihuahua Swarm*

That should take care of the vermin. If they don't eat it, he'll flee in terror away from the annoying yapping of those little pests.

Please forgive the riot in the meantime.

** spoiler omitted **
That should teach you not to mess with my Kingdom!

Mmmm... ok, we'll leave...for now

After our Recent encounter with the criminals behind the Crimson Crime i have decided to establish a new form of currency the 'awshoot.' The Awshoot is a form of debt each of these will be magically enchanted to prevent loss and destruction. Also at the end of the year each Awshoot will be tallied and howevermany you have is the number of days you will be magically compelled to work for the kingdom.

To oversee this new form of trade i have appointed Royal Banker Tensor.

Also due to Royal Distractions (Guild Wars!) this new currancy went into effect yesterday, even though it was only announced today.

The hooded man replaces the jewels with a smile

"I am glad this little test of your security went well, Your Excellency. If you ever have need to test your guards' readiness again, please feel free to call upon the Crimson Guild."

Sticks a whiskered nose out of the mousehole.

**sqeee**