Pat Buchanan wrote:

Hillary wrote:

I think I'll play some football today.

With those giant cankles of yours you would be great on the offensive line. However, I always imagined you as a head coach, manipulating things from the sidelines.

No way. I like the feeling of making grown men cry too much to sit on the sidelines.

Why did we never wind up together, Hill?

Hillary wrote:

Pat Buchanan wrote:

Hillary wrote:

I think I'll play some football today.

With those giant cankles of yours you would be great on the offensive line. However, I always imagined you as a head coach, manipulating things from the sidelines.

No way. I like the feeling of making grown men cry too much to sit on the sidelines.

Why did we never wind up together, Hill?

Protect me dick, she scares me.

Hillary wrote:

Pat Buchanan wrote:

Hillary wrote:

I think I'll play some football today.

With those giant cankles of yours you would be great on the offensive line. However, I always imagined you as a head coach, manipulating things from the sidelines.

No way. I like the feeling of making grown men cry too much to sit on the sidelines.

Why did we never wind up together, Hill?

Because you have a pacemaker, and I'd rather see you live and suffer than die in bed.

Dick Cheney wrote:

Hillary wrote:

Pat Buchanan wrote:

Hillary wrote:

I think I'll play some football today.

With those giant cankles of yours you would be great on the offensive line. However, I always imagined you as a head coach, manipulating things from the sidelines.

No way. I like the feeling of making grown men cry too much to sit on the sidelines.

Why did we never wind up together, Hill?

Because you have a pacemaker, and I'd rather see you live and suffer than die in bed.

I love it when you talk dirty.

Dick Cheney wrote:

Hillary wrote:

Pat Buchanan wrote:

Hillary wrote:

I think I'll play some football today.

With those giant cankles of yours you would be great on the offensive line. However, I always imagined you as a head coach, manipulating things from the sidelines.

No way. I like the feeling of making grown men cry too much to sit on the sidelines.

Why did we never wind up together, Hill?

Because you have a pacemaker, and I'd rather see you live and suffer than die in bed.

I'd rather go hunting with Cheney then to bed with you.

Because you have a pacemaker, and I'd rather see you live and suffer than die in bed.

I'd rather go hunting with Cheney then to bed with you.

{uploads doctored photos of Cheney and Patty-patty Buch-buch (~2:45 in) in bed together to TMZ.com}

You Americans are so funny, I could listen to you all day. HoweverI have a meeting with the Iranians at noon to discuss the missiles we are sending to them. Perhaps after I can return and watch this soap opera some more.

Now I have proof that Bush lied.

Hillary wrote:

Dick Cheney wrote:

Hillary wrote:

Pat Buchanan wrote:

Hillary wrote:

I think I'll play some football today.

With those giant cankles of yours you would be great on the offensive line. However, I always imagined you as a head coach, manipulating things from the sidelines.

No way. I like the feeling of making grown men cry too much to sit on the sidelines.

Why did we never wind up together, Hill?

Because you have a pacemaker, and I'd rather see you live and suffer than die in bed.

I love it when you talk dirty.

Besides, you're too much of a wimp. You shot a guy and didn't even kill him! WTF?!?

Besides, you're too much of a wimp. You shot a guy and didn't even kill him! WTF?!?

Nah, I think Ch-Ch-Ch-Cheney was just stunning him 'til they got back to his Pit of Dispair. He had some contractor -- I think it was Rugen Ltd. -- install some new torture device and he was itching to break it in.

I was sad once.....

I'm sad most of the time.

No one came to my party.

I'm sad most of the time.

No one came to my party.

How are you feeling now your brain has been munched by zombies?

Joe Lieberman wrote:

I'm sad most of the time.

No one came to my party.

How are you feeling now your brain has been munched by zombies?

The same.

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote:

Joe Lieberman wrote:

I'm sad most of the time.

No one came to my party.

How are you feeling now your brain has been munched by zombies?

The same.

I can believe it, Comrade Lieberman.

Why don't the zombies want to chew on my brain? Don't they love me?

Why don't the zombies want to chew on my brain? Don't they love me?

Trying to get a hold of your brain would be like trying to get a hold of my heart.

Joe Biden wrote:

Why don't the zombies want to chew on my brain? Don't they love me?

Trying to get a hold of your brain would be like trying to get a hold of my heart.

Easy because we keep them in jars?

Dick Cheney wrote:

Joe Biden wrote:

Why don't the zombies want to chew on my brain? Don't they love me?

Trying to get a hold of your brain would be like trying to get a hold of my heart.

Easy because we keep them in jars?

Have you noticed that both of our pictures have big, jagged scars? And yet when I see either of us on CNN, they're not there.

Weird.

I've been on TV?

People are trying to get at all of my FBI interviews.

I don't know how many times I have to tell people that they were just fashion interviews. Nothing of substance.

People are trying to get at all of my FBI interviews.

I don't know how many times I have to tell people that they were just fashion interviews. Nothing of substance.

It's important to know whether people can wear white after Labor Day without being water-boarded.

Dick Cheney wrote:

People are trying to get at all of my FBI interviews.

I don't know how many times I have to tell people that they were just fashion interviews. Nothing of substance.

It's important to know whether people can wear white after Labor Day without being water-boarded.

That really caught me off-guard. Too funny.

I was interviewed once.

I was interviewed once.

John McLaughlin said that you are welcome on the show at any time.

We need someone to brink us drinks.

This thread's been quiet lately.

Too quiet.

It reminds me of the long silence W would always insist on before he broke wind.

Hmm. How do I get a Nobel Peace Prize?

Hmm. How do I get a Nobel Peace Prize?

Shoot the current owner and seize it for yourself.

That is how I went about redistributing economic resources.

Dick Cheney wrote:

Hmm. How do I get a Nobel Peace Prize?

Shoot the current owner and seize it for yourself.

That is how I went about redistributing economic resources.

Say, weren't you in that movie with Madonna?

Dick Cheney wrote:

Hmm. How do I get a Nobel Peace Prize?

Shoot the current owner and seize it for yourself.

Wait, is this a Highlander thing?

You're all commies!! Every last one of you!! All i see is RED RED RED!!!!

except for you cheney..you're good people

Ernesto 'Che' Guevara wrote:

Dick Cheney wrote:

Hmm. How do I get a Nobel Peace Prize?

Shoot the current owner and seize it for yourself.

That is how I went about redistributing economic resources.

Say, weren't you in that movie with Madonna?

Hey, I might have been a mass-murderer, purveyor of poisonous political drivel and despoiler of a country's wealth but there are some things even I would not stoop to.

Buy my T-shirts!

Buy my T-shirts!

I love your shirts Che! I've got one of each color. So does Obama!

Joe Lieberman wrote:

Ernesto 'Che' Guevara wrote:

Dick Cheney wrote:

Hmm. How do I get a Nobel Peace Prize?

Shoot the current owner and seize it for yourself.

That is how I went about redistributing economic resources.

Say, weren't you in that movie with Madonna?

Hey, I might have been a mass-murderer, purveyor of poisonous political drivel and despoiler of a country's wealth but there are some things even I would not stoop to.

Buy my T-shirts!

You were, though! She sang that song "Don't Cry For Me, Argentina" and you sang... something else. And you danced too.

Oohhh.....Dancing Che Guevara. Is that like Tickle Me Elmo?

Oohhh.....Dancing Che Guevara. Is that like Tickle Me Elmo?

*punches Biden in the face*

Did that tickle?

*punches Biden in the face*

Did that tickle?

Oh come on Dicky-boy! Do you actually think hitting me in the head will damage anything?

Dick Cheney wrote:

*punches Biden in the face*

Did that tickle?

Oh come on Dicky-boy! Do you actually think hitting me in the head will damage anything?

*clutches chest*

Ooh, too much excitement...

*defibrillates self*

That's better...

*defibrillates self*

That's better...

Hey! This is a public forum, not a place for you to engage in lewd self-gratification.

Dick Cheney wrote:

*defibrillates self*

That's better...

Hey! This is a public forum, not a place for you to engage in lewd self-gratification.

Isn't that what you do everywhere you go?

For some reason, that Biden line cracked me up because when I read it I unconsciously saw and heard him saying it. He would be all serious and angry. I don't know why that struck me, but it did.

Joe Biden wrote:

Dick Cheney wrote:

*defibrillates self*

That's better...

Hey! This is a public forum, not a place for you to engage in lewd self-gratification.

Isn't that what you do everywhere you go?

No! When I go somewhere, I give a great speech loaded with pearls of wisdom.

No, really!

Stop laughing!

How do you define politics?

Does utter universal annihilation count as a platform?

How do you define politics?

Does utter universal annihilation count as a platform?

Are you starting a new party? This "Indepenent Democrat" bit isn't working out so well. And universal annihilation is something I can get behind.

If you give me a senate chairmanship, I promise to half-heartedly and occasionally promote your policies.

I stood on a platform once, when I took a train from Philadelphia to Washington.

I stood on a platform once, when I took a train from Philadelphia to Washington.

I thought you were from Delaware.

How do you define politics?

Does utter universal annihilation count as a platform?

Are you Ctulhu's running mate?

Joe Biden wrote:

I stood on a platform once, when I took a train from Philadelphia to Washington.

I thought you were from Delaware.

No, I'm from Delaware.

How do you define politics?

Does utter universal annihilation count as a platform?

That's the Republican platform get your own.

I'm thinking of visitng Afganistan again. It's such a cool place. Maybe they'll build a Disney park there.....

I'm thinking of visitng Afganistan again. It's such a cool place. Maybe they'll build a Disney park there.....

I like the "It's a Small World" ride. I don't know how they found all those children from all over the world to keep singing all day long, but they're damn talented.