Everyone else has stopped posting which means, I win!

Everyone else has stopped posting which means, I win!

I should think not. prepare to be destroyed! Fire the nuclear missiles!

Everyone else has stopped posting which means, I win!

I've disappeared for years at a time, but I always come back with a vengeance.

Why are you not bowing to me, your king. And do not touch the royal feet.

Now that I have back-up modes of transportation, I will outlast you all.

Now that I have back-up modes of transportation, I will outlast you all.

You died in 1485.

Even better control of information than you, eh, Dickie?

Alec Baldwin will rue the day he was born.

Now where did I put my glasses?

...

Hi guys! I'm still Vice President! Anyone want to play Parcheesi?

How come nobody is talking about me anymore?

They do not talk about me either. Time for another missile test.

Silly people, there is no need to talk about anyon. You just need to worship me, your king. I declare today King Julien Day.

How come nobody is talking about me anymore?

Because you don't have a secret bunker like I do.

Joe Sixpack wrote:

How come nobody is talking about me anymore?

Because you don't have a secret bunker like I do.

Sometimes I pretend that my basement is a secret bunker.

Then I get sad.

I still get said sometimes, especially when Barack can't come out and play.

The Stimulus is working. Isn't that great?

I spent all of August heatedly debating legislation on the Senate floor.

But nobody else was there.

The Stimulus is working. Isn't that great?

You call this your"stimulus"you bourgeoise pig?

I spent all of August heatedly debating legislation on the Senate floor.

But nobody else was there.

But no one argued with you or tried to filibuster you, so it wasn't that bad, right? And no pesky Baldwins around bloviating on you... that had to be good, right?

Sounds like you had a pretty good time... well, at least for being Leiberman.

Does anybody know a good martial arts instructor?

Alec Baldwin is going DOWN!

Do you think if I just showed up at my old office some day when Biden is out golfing or something anybody would notice?

Magic Circle vs Evil might be a problem.

Magic Circle vs Evil might be a problem.

Ha! They are no match for my abilities. Last I heard they were still struggling to remove the Unhallow spell in that office.

Does anybody know a good martial arts instructor?

Alec Baldwin is going DOWN!

Surely you're old enough. Just create a phylactery and go Lich... a single Lich could take out the entire Baldwin clan.

Or just cast Mordenkainen's Gingerbread House for him to eat. Then he'll be too fat to avoid your wraith (and he's already pretty chunky right now).

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Magic Circle vs Evil might be a problem.

Ha! They are no match for my abilities. Last I heard they were still struggling to remove the Unhallow spell in that office.

Don't forget to remove the runes of stupidity from my chair while you're at it.

Vhat this thread needs is more tanks. Da, I know that Medvedyev is now President. But ve alvays use tanks, no matter who is in charge -- me, or my puppet. They blow things up and make good diplomacy.

And I vill rip my shirt off so that all the vomen in here can admire my manly torso. Even Sarah Palin cannot resist me. Vhy do you think she vas alvays talking about me during the campaign, hm, comrades? And your Senator Boxer will not resist, either.

Tanks, and no shirt. The answer to everything!

Vhat this thread needs is more tanks. Da, I know that Medvedyev is now President. But ve alvays use tanks, no matter who is in charge -- me, or my puppet. They blow things up and make good diplomacy.

And I vill rip my shirt off so that all the vomen in here can admire my manly torso. Even Sarah Palin cannot resist me. Vhy do you think she vas alvays talking about me during the campaign, hm, comrades? And your Senator Boxer will not resist, either.

Tanks, and no shirt. The answer to everything!

Can you see into Palin's bedroom from your Dacca?

Don't forget to remove the runes of stupidity from my chair while you're at it.

{examines arcane streaks on chair, then winces in disgust} Umm, Dubya, those brown marks aren't Runes of Anything, except maybe ruins of a poor chair after you'd been scared sh*tless. Were you pulling a Ron Burgundy and going pantless during security briefings with Darth Cheney?

Tanks... The answer to everything!

I knew a man named Dukakis who would disagree with you. Somehow the picture of him in the tank did not have the desired effect. Maybe it's because he had his shirt on.

... Maybe it's because he had his shirt on.

Dukakis without a shirt would have scared away even more voters.

Although, if you put him shirtless on the front line, his sun-deprived white skin would blind the terrorists.

Do you think if I just showed up at my old office some day when Biden is out golfing or something anybody would notice?

I have an office? Where?

Dick Cheney wrote:

Do you think if I just showed up at my old office some day when Biden is out golfing or something anybody would notice?

I have an office? Where?

They didnt show you? It's just down the hall on the right. Now some jokers have filled it with brooms, mops, and cleaning supplies, but that's just their way of poking fun at the new VP. Just bring in a little folding chair and a portable DVD player to watch your cartoons... make it your own.

And if you feel too restless to take a nap, just pour some bleach and ammonia into one of the buckets. The soothing vapors will calm you to sleep in no time.

Joe Biden wrote:

Dick Cheney wrote:

Do you think if I just showed up at my old office some day when Biden is out golfing or something anybody would notice?

I have an office? Where?

They didnt show you? It's just down the hall on the right. Now some jokers have filled it with brooms, mops, and cleaning supplies, but that's just their way of poking fun at the new VP. Just bring in a little folding chair and a portable DVD player to watch your cartoons... make it your own.

And if you feel to restless to take a nap, just pour some bleach and ammonia into one of the buckets. The soothing vapors will calm you to sleep in no time.

Like you know anything about the layout of the executive offices in Washington...

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote:

Joe Biden wrote:

Dick Cheney wrote:

Do you think if I just showed up at my old office some day when Biden is out golfing or something anybody would notice?

I have an office? Where?

They didnt show you? It's just down the hall on the right. Now some jokers have filled it with brooms, mops, and cleaning supplies, but that's just their way of poking fun at the new VP. Just bring in a little folding chair and a portable DVD player to watch your cartoons... make it your own.

And if you feel to restless to take a nap, just pour some bleach and ammonia into one of the buckets. The soothing vapors will calm you to sleep in no time.

Like you know anything about the layout of the executive offices in Washington...

Oooh....burn!

Like you know anything about the layout of the executive offices in Washington...

Hey, I've got a whole lot of nothing to do besides being snarky and scrying. {whispers:} Besides, Biden is currently wandering around aimlessly at the food court at the Mall of America, not in the Whitehouse. {points unshielded microwave oven in Darth Cheney's direction, whistles innocently}

Oooh....burn!

{points Bill at unshielded female interns, whistles innocently}

Why are you not bowing to me, your king. And do not touch the royal feet.

Humps a royal foot.

Dub'Ya wrote:

Don't forget to remove the runes of stupidity from my chair while you're at it.

{examines arcane streaks on chair, then winces in disgust} Umm, Dubya, those brown marks aren't Runes of Anything, except maybe ruins of a poor chair after you'd been scared sh*tless. Were you pulling a Ron Burgundy and going pantless during security briefings with Darth Cheney?

Dick was the one who wore the pants at the white house.

Who wore the chaps?

Condi did.

{points unshielded microwave oven in Darth Cheney's direction, whistles innocently}

Ha! It'll take more than that to slay this lich, Perot.

But would you stop it? It kinda tickles.

Ha! It'll take more than that to slay this lich, Perot.

But would you stop it? It kinda tickles.

Hmmm... {climbs inside microwave, Mage Hand to turn it on} <mmmmmmmm...>

{muffled:} Hey, this does kinda tingle. But the carousel thingie is making me a little dizzy.

Query: can you call yourself 'gangsta' when you sit down and chat with the pres? I mean, isn't the president the representative of 'the man'?

I am tired of The Man taxing me because I am living while white!

*sigh* There goes our political humor thread.

I am tired of The Man taxing me because I am living while white!

Change your ethnicity on the 2010 census to Euro-American and you then you can be off-white for tax purposes.

I am tired of The Man taxing me because I am living while white!

White? I thought you were Canine-American?

Now, now, if we all just hold hands and sing a few songs, we can get through this. It worked in that movie I did - back when I was actually making movies - it'll work here.

Ah, a movie type. I will have my army kidnap you so that you can get my studio off the ground.

CourtFool wrote:

I am tired of The Man taxing me because I am living while white!

White? I thought you were Canine-American?

I thought she was French, and a woman. I hear they don't shave over there.