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King of Yunevrherdofus, Fri, Jul 10, 2009, 09:53 PM

I am confused. Nobody is frigthened horribly of the prospect of a war with us...
They must be paralyzed with fear. Muahaha!

Dub'Ya, Fri, Jul 10, 2009, 11:55 PM

I have heavy investments with all the arms makers so war is just pure profit for me. Nothing to be scared of because I'll still be rich.

Serj Tankian, Sat, Jul 11, 2009, 05:26 AM

[screech]WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR!!![/screech]

Joe Lieberman, Sat, Jul 11, 2009, 08:01 AM

King of Yunevrherdofus wrote:

I am confused. Nobody is frigthened horribly of the prospect of a war with us...
They must be paralyzed with fear. Muahaha!

It's okay. Nobody ever pays attention to me either...

Dub'Ya, Sat, Jul 11, 2009, 11:14 AM

Joe Lieberman wrote:

King of Yunevrherdofus wrote:

I am confused. Nobody is frigthened horribly of the prospect of a war with us...
They must be paralyzed with fear. Muahaha!

It's okay. Nobody ever pays attention to me either...

Thought I heard something, guess it was nothing...probaly just a independant.

Joe Lieberman, Sat, Jul 11, 2009, 12:13 PM

Dub'Ya wrote:

Joe Lieberman wrote:

King of Yunevrherdofus wrote:

I am confused. Nobody is frigthened horribly of the prospect of a war with us...
They must be paralyzed with fear. Muahaha!

It's okay. Nobody ever pays attention to me either...

Thought I heard something, guess it was nothing...probaly just a independant.

Nobody loves me...

Dub'Ya, Sat, Jul 11, 2009, 12:32 PM

Joe Lieberman wrote:

Dub'Ya wrote:

Joe Lieberman wrote:

King of Yunevrherdofus wrote:

I am confused. Nobody is frigthened horribly of the prospect of a war with us...
They must be paralyzed with fear. Muahaha!

It's okay. Nobody ever pays attention to me either...

Thought I heard something, guess it was nothing...probaly just a independant.

Nobody loves me...

KITH's "Nobody Likes Me".

Puddle, Sat, Jul 11, 2009, 08:07 PM

Hime ham.

The White House Press Corps, Sun, Jul 12, 2009, 06:50 PM

We have been advised not to ask any questions of President Obama regarding his checking out the 17-year old girl's butt while at the G8 meeting.

Kind of silly, the advisement. We would never ask anything of the President until will cleared it with his teleprompt...ur...we mean, his press secretary.

Joe Lieberman, Sun, Jul 12, 2009, 08:07 PM

The White House Press Corps wrote:

We have been advised not to ask any questions of President Obama regarding his checking out the 17-year old girl's butt while at the G8 meeting.

Kind of silly, the advisement. We would never ask anything of the President until will cleared it with his teleprompt...ur...we mean, his press secretary.

Do you want to ask me a few questions?

I like it when people ask me questions.

President of the USA, B. Obama, Sun, Jul 12, 2009, 08:20 PM

Joe Lieberman wrote:

The White House Press Corps wrote:

We have been advised not to ask any questions of President Obama regarding his checking out the 17-year old girl's butt while at the G8 meeting.

Kind of silly, the advisement. We would never ask anything of the President until will cleared it with his teleprompt...ur...we mean, his press secretary.

Do you want to ask me a few questions?

I like it when people ask me questions.

Yes, I'm sure you do. Pats Mr. Lieberman on the head.

Ambrosia Slaad, Sun, Jul 12, 2009, 08:59 PM

Joe Lieberman wrote:

Do you want to ask me a few questions?

I like it when people ask me questions.

{puts on sexy weathergirl outfit}

Mr. Codgerman, Mr. Codgerman- {wakes him up from Senior Sudden-Onset Nap} I'll ask you some questions:

1) How much longer do you think the Democrats will mistakeningly believe you are an "ally?"

2) How old are you really? Older than the wheel? Older than fire? Older than Regis Philbin?

3) Is it true that you just signed on to endorse new Joementum(TM) fiber supplements, from the makers of Brawndo(TM)?

{looks up from notepad to discover Joe has fallen asleep again}

Joe Lieberman, Mon, Jul 13, 2009, 06:38 AM

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Joe Lieberman wrote:

Do you want to ask me a few questions?

I like it when people ask me questions.

{puts on sexy weathergirl outfit}

Mr. Codgerman, Mr. Codgerman- {wakes him up from Senior Sudden-Onset Nap} I'll ask you some questions:

1) How much longer do you think the Democrats will mistakeningly believe you are an "ally?"

2) How old are you really? Older than the wheel? Older than fire? Older than Regis Philbin?

3) Is it true that you just signed on to endorse new Joementum(TM) fiber supplements, from the makers of Brawndo(TM)?

{looks up from notepad to discover Joe has fallen asleep again}

*stirs in his sleep*

You're not going to ask me about my vice presidential candidacy? I'm very important.

*nods off to sleep*

Tossed Slaad, Mon, Jul 13, 2009, 06:38 AM

I'm hungry. Who can I eat on this thread?

Cultist of Obama, Mon, Jul 13, 2009, 07:54 AM

Tossed Slaad wrote:

I'm hungry. Who can I eat on this thread?

*points at the Authoritarian Follower* Hope... Change....

Sarah Palin, Mon, Jul 13, 2009, 08:17 AM

I AM....... outta here.

Dick Cheney, Mon, Jul 13, 2009, 08:29 AM

Sarah Palin wrote:

I AM....... outta here.

I recommend settling down in a nice bunker in the Appalachians.

Scooter Libby, Mon, Jul 13, 2009, 08:39 AM

Dick Cheney wrote:

Sarah Palin wrote:

I AM....... outta here.

I recommend settling down in a nice bunker in the Appalachians.

Good idea, sir. We could take her canoeing or hunting.

Joe Lieberman, Mon, Jul 13, 2009, 08:51 AM

Sarah Palin wrote:

I AM....... outta here.

Where are you going? You're too important to go anywhere.

I know constantly being in the limelight as a former vice presidential candidate can be trying, but we have a duty to carry our burden.

Why, just the other day Geraldine Ferraro and I were discussing how important we've become.

Sarah Palin, Mon, Jul 13, 2009, 09:14 AM

I'm gonna be back in 2012 don't you worry.

Joe Lieberman, Mon, Jul 13, 2009, 09:16 AM

Sarah Palin wrote:

I'm gonna be back in 2012 don't you worry.

Hmph.

I'll be lucky if I can keep my senate seat in 2012...

Tossed Slaad, Mon, Jul 13, 2009, 09:30 AM

Cultist of Obama wrote:

Tossed Slaad wrote:

I'm hungry. Who can I eat on this thread?

*points at the Authoritarian Follower* Hope... Change....

*looks around*

*eats John Edwards*

A little lacking in substance, but it will tide me over.

*poofs back to the slaad thread*

Joe Biden, Mon, Jul 13, 2009, 09:47 AM

*rides through on a unicycle while juggling bowling pins*

Wheee!!!!Look at me!!! I'm Vice-President!!!!

The White House Press Corps, Mon, Jul 13, 2009, 10:09 AM

Joe Biden wrote:

*rides through on a unicycle while juggling bowling pins*

Wheee!!!!Look at me!!! I'm Vice-President!!!!

It's quite impressive how he does that with one foot in his mouth the entire time.

President of the USA, B. Obama, Mon, Jul 13, 2009, 08:16 PM

Cultist of Obama wrote:

Tossed Slaad wrote:

I'm hungry. Who can I eat on this thread?

*points at the Authoritarian Follower* Hope... Change....

I hope that you change soon.

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot, Mon, Jul 13, 2009, 08:52 PM

Sarah Palin wrote:

I AM....... outta here.

{reappearing unexpectantly} Hey, I'm starting to suspect Palin is really SNL-era Dennis Miller.

Joe Biden, Tue, Jul 14, 2009, 04:00 AM

cartwheels through thread wearing a clown suit

Look at this neat new uniform they gave me.

Eustace Q. Figg, Chairman WNC, Tue, Jul 14, 2009, 04:05 AM

President of the USA, B. Obama wrote:

*points at the Authoritarian Follower* Hope... Change....

I hope that you change soon.
The only change you have brought us sir, is the change in our debt load. I hope we can survive without declaring bankrupcy.

Joe Biden, Tue, Jul 14, 2009, 04:31 AM

I like playing Monopoly!

Old Clint Eastwood, Tue, Jul 14, 2009, 05:46 AM

Joe Biden wrote:

I like playing Monopoly!

*BLAM*

That's how we did things when I was mayor...

Dick Cheney, Tue, Jul 14, 2009, 07:15 AM

Joe Biden wrote:

I like playing Monopoly!

I like playing Risk.

With real paramilitary soldiers, security contractors, and mercenaries.

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot, Tue, Jul 14, 2009, 07:47 AM

Dick Cheney wrote:

I like playing Risk.

With real paramilitary soldiers, security contractors, and mercenaries.

...especially when someone else buys it for you.

Cultist of Obama, Tue, Jul 14, 2009, 09:59 AM

President of the USA, B. Obama wrote:

Cultist of Obama wrote:

Tossed Slaad wrote:

I'm hungry. Who can I eat on this thread?

*points at the Authoritarian Follower* Hope... Change....

I hope that you change soon.

I could change into a teleprompter for you since I heard yours broke down. Yes we can...yes we can....yes we can.....

John McCain, Tue, Jul 14, 2009, 10:13 AM

Joe Lieberman wrote:

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Joe Lieberman wrote:

Do you want to ask me a few questions?

I like it when people ask me questions.

{puts on sexy weathergirl outfit}

Mr. Codgerman, Mr. Codgerman- {wakes him up from Senior Sudden-Onset Nap} I'll ask you some questions:

1) How much longer do you think the Democrats will mistakeningly believe you are an "ally?"

2) How old are you really? Older than the wheel? Older than fire? Older than Regis Philbin?

3) Is it true that you just signed on to endorse new Joementum(TM) fiber supplements, from the makers of Brawndo(TM)?

{looks up from notepad to discover Joe has fallen asleep again}

*stirs in his sleep*

You're not going to ask me about my vice presidential candidacy? I'm very important.

*nods off to sleep*

These young people don't give us older guys any respect do they? Things sure were different when this country was founded. I should know, I was there!

King of Yunevrherdofus, Tue, Jul 14, 2009, 10:19 AM

Eustace Q. Figg, Chairman WNC wrote:

President of the USA, B. Obama wrote:

*points at the Authoritarian Follower* Hope... Change....

I hope that you change soon.

The only change you have brought us sir, is the change in our debt load. I hope we can survive without declaring bankrupcy.
You're not wrong! It is not the fault of our pal, Bush, who did not bankrupt the country when he didn't start out with an excess in the National Treasury thingy, and he didn't decide to go to war under false pretenses! /mafia speak
Now please stop accusing my ally of trying to run the US into the ground and surrender to us. This thinly-veiled political argument is getting boring.

Joe Lieberman, Tue, Jul 14, 2009, 10:22 AM

John McCain wrote:

These young people don't give us older guys any respect do they? Things sure were different when this country was founded. I should know, I was there!

If only you had won that election... Then I'll bet that the Democrats would have seen that I was pulling for the winner and would have made me their majority leader for showing them the way.

That's how people like you and me did things back in the Roosevelt era. The Teddy Roosevelt era.

Joe Biden, Tue, Jul 14, 2009, 10:37 AM

I sent an email today!!

Kim Jung-Il, Tue, Jul 14, 2009, 11:14 AM

Are you Americans still at it? Well keep it up, nothing to see here.

The Ghost of Teddy Roosevelt, Tue, Jul 14, 2009, 05:50 PM

Joe Lieberman wrote:

John McCain wrote:

These young people don't give us older guys any respect do they? Things sure were different when this country was founded. I should know, I was there!

If only you had won that election... Then I'll bet that the Democrats would have seen that I was pulling for the winner and would have made me their majority leader for showing them the way.

That's how people like you and me did things back in the Roosevelt era. The Teddy Roosevelt era.

You might remember when I said this, Joey:

"A vote is like a rifle; its usefulness depends upon the character of the user."

Dub'Ya, Tue, Jul 14, 2009, 06:43 PM

My opinion is like a big stick it works best when shoved down your throat.

Dick Cheney, Tue, Jul 14, 2009, 07:43 PM

Dub'Ya wrote:

My opinion is like a big stick it works best when shoved down your throat.

Especially when it's my opinion that you're just repeating.

Joe Biden, Wed, Jul 15, 2009, 03:57 AM

I get to ride on Air Force One sometimes!

Eustace Q. Figg, Chairman WNC, Wed, Jul 15, 2009, 05:49 AM

King of Yunevrherdofus wrote:

Now please stop accusing my ally of trying to run the US into the ground and surrender to us. This thinly-veiled political argument is getting boring.

Oh the misfit elephant has much to answer for on that front as well, King Y. Don't think because I disagree with Hopey McChangeopants that Dubya gets a free ride. Your ally does have an audacity of scale that makes Dubya's efforts look like small potatoes. The deficit now has twelve zeros attached to it, and that's just the start.

Dick Cheney, Fri, Jul 17, 2009, 07:52 AM

Eustace Q. Figg, Chairman WNC wrote:

King of Yunevrherdofus wrote:

Now please stop accusing my ally of trying to run the US into the ground and surrender to us. This thinly-veiled political argument is getting boring.

Oh the misfit elephant has much to answer for on that front as well, King Y. Don't think because I disagree with Hopey McChangeopants that Dubya gets a free ride. Your ally does have an audacity of scale that makes Dubya's efforts look like small potatoes. The deficit now has twelve zeros attached to it, and that's just the start.

Last time your party was in power, you put us on the fast train to a civil war. I somehow don't think the Whigs are in a good position to hand out criticism.

The Authoritarian Follower, Fri, Jul 17, 2009, 09:27 AM

Tossed Slaad wrote:

Cultist of Obama wrote:

Tossed Slaad wrote:

I'm hungry. Who can I eat on this thread?

*points at the Authoritarian Follower* Hope... Change....

*looks around*

*eats John Edwards*

A little lacking in substance, but it will tide me over.

*poofs back to the slaad thread*

Whew! That was a close one.

*Adds "Slaads" to the "To be rounded up in the next purge" checklist...*

The Authoritarian Follower, Fri, Jul 17, 2009, 09:28 AM

Cultist of Obama wrote:

I could change into a teleprompter for you since I heard yours broke down. Yes we can...yes we can....yes we can.....

No, comrade; you will look much better as a lampshade.

Dick Cheney, Fri, Jul 17, 2009, 09:32 AM

The Authoritarian Follower wrote:

Cultist of Obama wrote:

I could change into a teleprompter for you since I heard yours broke down. Yes we can...yes we can....yes we can.....

No, comrade; you will look much better as a lampshade.

I like you.