Cultist of Obama wrote:

I'm surrounded by Nazis! Obama save me! Change....Hope....

Smearing the opposition by claiming their message lacks substance is so 2000. We just shoot them in the head nowadays.

*loads pistol*

War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength.

You've forgotten that I'm a full time protester and I'm used to dealing with jack-booted thugs like you! *maces AF and runs off*

Yer all jus' pawns, maaaaannn. Pathetic l'il pawns.

Both parties are controlled by the Skull n' Bones Society, who are just a cover for the upper echelons of the true Knights Templar, who are just puppets of the Illuminati, who are under the dominating mind control of the Gray Aliens who are selling humans to the Grascyndani as cannon fodder in an ongoing intra-galactic conflict with the Thetans.

Your petty party politics are nothing..NOTHING!..we're all dead anyways, dead I tell you, when they open the wormhole in 2012...

Noobs.

Anybody want to see me be Vice-Presedential?

Please?!?

Anybody want to see me be Vice-Presedential?

Please?!?

Lookit here son, how, I say how, do you manage to talk better than Dubya while you got both feet stuck in your mouth?

Can you do it drinking a glass of water too?

That's a joke, son. A flag waver. You're built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em. Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. I almost had a gag, son. Joke, that is.

Yer all jus' pawns, maaaaannn. Pathetic l'il pawns.

Both parties are controlled by the Skull n' Bones Society, who are just a cover for the upper echelons of the true Knights Templar, who are just puppets of the Illuminati, who are under the dominating mind control of the Gray Aliens who are selling humans to the Grascyndani as cannon fodder in an ongoing intra-galactic conflict with the Thetans.

Your petty party politics are nothing..NOTHING!..we're all dead anyways, dead I tell you, when they open the wormhole in 2012...

Son, the first rule of the Secret Cabal is don't talk about the Secret Cabal- oh crap- now I said it too.

Why don't you run along boy and buy another copy of Catcher in the Rye?

Joe Biden wrote:

Anybody want to see me be Vice-Presedential?

Please?!?

Lookit here son, how, I say how, do you manage to talk better than Dubya while you got both feet stuck in your mouth?

Can you do it drinking a glass of water too?

That's a joke, son. A flag waver. You're built too low. The fast ones go over your head. Ya got a hole in your glove. I keep pitchin' 'em and you keep missin' 'em. Ya gotta keep your eye on the ball. Eye. Ball. I almost had a gag, son. Joke, that is.

Yes... If only we had had Vice President Stockdale instead.

Yes... If only we had had Vice President Stockdale instead.

Now now, Admiral Stockdale is an American hero, not like you, "Mr. King O' Deferments."

And he's a pretty d*mn fast runner too!

May I just say....that we will...continue..to support...my new best friend in the whole wide world...President Obama...in the same way...as we...supported my old best friend in the whole wide world...President Dub'ya...and remember...I saved...the world economy...from an even...greater crisis then we are now...experiencing

May I just say....that we will...continue..to support...my new best friend in the whole wide world...President Obama...in the same way...as we...supported my old best friend in the whole wide world...President Dub'ya...and remember...I saved...the world economy...from an even...greater crisis then we are now...experiencing

Shyah, sure. Like we didn't know that the global economic "crisis" is just a convenient excuse to introduce a unified world currency, which would then, of course, inevitably lead to a single world government, which will then start selling us in large quantities to THEM when the wormhole opens.

You, sir, are a shameless intra-galactic war profiteer!

You've forgotten that I'm a full time protester and I'm used to dealing with jack-booted thugs like you! *maces AF and runs off*

MY EYES!

My friends, please choose me for the next election. Some say I'm too old and confused. Let me put your fears to rest. I'm.... I'm.... *ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*

Hey, ah got some beer. Don't y'all thank that thet thar Palin is hawt in her lettle secretry outfit? Y'all should vote for her in 2012.

And people wonder why I resigned *sigh*

And people wonder why I resigned *sigh*

Nah, I talked to Pooty-Poot last week. He can see your house from Russia, and he had some very interesting photos taken through your bedroom window.

And people wonder why I resigned *sigh*

I thought it was because you were terrified of the upcoming war with us.

And people wonder why I resigned *sigh*

Well, obviously so that you could prepare for running in 2012, missie!

And people wonder why I resigned *sigh*

Come on back to my place baby and we can work on your demographics.

Come on back to my place baby and we can work on your demographics.

Does Laura know you're up past your bedtime?

Sadly, he really means demographics. Duhbya ain't clever enough for innuendo or double entendre.

Dub'Ya wrote:

Come on back to my place baby and we can work on your demographics.

Does Laura know you're up past your bedtime?

Sadly, he really means demographics. Duhbya ain't clever enough for innuendo or double entendre.

Just like he couldn't pick up on the sarcasm when I said I'd be his running mate.

The Rt.Hon. Gordon Broon PM wrote:

May I just say....that we will...continue..to support...my new best friend in the whole wide world...President Obama...in the same way...as we...supported my old best friend in the whole wide world...President Dub'ya...and remember...I saved...the world economy...from an even...greater crisis then we are now...experiencing

Shyah, sure. Like we didn't know that the global economic "crisis" is just a convenient excuse to introduce a unified world currency, which would then, of course, inevitably lead to a single world government, which will then start selling us in large quantities to THEM when the wormhole opens.

You, sir, are a shameless intra-galactic war profiteer!

No..No..indeed I am not...that was my predecessor...a man for whom I hold only the deepest....loathing..mind you..he's not as bad as that screeching Harpy of a wife of his.

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote:

Dub'Ya wrote:

Come on back to my place baby and we can work on your demographics.

Does Laura know you're up past your bedtime?

Sadly, he really means demographics. Duhbya ain't clever enough for innuendo or double entendre.

Just like he couldn't pick up on the sarcasm when I said I'd be his running mate.

Ya mean you when you said it was an honor to be my running mate you didn't mean it. It's like when daddy said he loved me...baaawhaa..booohoo....

Dick Cheney wrote:

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote:

Dub'Ya wrote:

Come on back to my place baby and we can work on your demographics.

Does Laura know you're up past your bedtime?

Sadly, he really means demographics. Duhbya ain't clever enough for innuendo or double entendre.

Just like he couldn't pick up on the sarcasm when I said I'd be his running mate.

Ya mean you when you said it was an honor to be my running mate you didn't mean it. It's like when daddy said he loved me...baaawhaa..booohoo....

Let me lick away those tears. Mmmm... Tastes so good. Oh the sweet taste of disillusionment...

That's it. The leaders of America are clearly morally bankrupt. Let us declare war on the, and kill all their citizens!

Ya mean you when you said it was an honor to be my running mate you didn't mean it. It's like when daddy said he loved me...baaawhaa..booohoo....

Let me lick away those tears. Mmmm... Tastes so good. Oh the sweet taste of disillusionment...

Oh hey, Dickie-Boy when you're done there (I'm undead and even I find that creepy) would you give this package to Duh-bya? Delivery guy had me sign for it. {reads return label} "Bolivian Marching Powders, Ltd." Huh... that expalins a lot.

That's it. The leaders of America are clearly morally bankrupt. Let us declare war on the, and kill all their citizens!

Now that's a plan!!! Yeah, war profiteering will stimulate the economy. Yes, let's declare war on the nation of Comma and kill all those Comma-ie b*st*rds!

If Edinburgh wants to blow up Tokyo with its secret death ray, we won't stand in their way.

I'm going back to my bunker.

I'm going back to my bunker.

The summer home in the Iron City of Dis? Or the cottage just outside Abriymoch?

King of Yunevrherdofus wrote:

That's it. The leaders of America are clearly morally bankrupt. Let us declare war on the, and kill all their citizens!

Now that's a plan!!! Yeah, war profiteering will stimulate the economy. Yes, let's declare war on the nation of Comma and kill all those Comma-ie b*st*rds!

Exactly!

Dick Cheney wrote:

I'm going back to my bunker.

The summer home in the Iron City of Dis? Or the cottage just outside Abriymoch?

Go f#&& yourself, Perot.

Go f*@~ yourself, Perot.

{looks down at self} I don't think that's possible... I'm just a floating skull.

"I ain't got nobody and nobody cares for me
I got the blues, the weary blues..."

Dick Cheney wrote:

Go f*@~ yourself, Perot.

{looks down at self} I don't think that's possible... I'm just a floating skull.

"I ain't got nobody and nobody cares for me
I got the blues, the weary blues..."

No hard feelings. I say that to everybody.

No hard feelings. I say that to everybody.

No problem. I don't have a heart anyway. Well maybe I do, but I can't tell which bits of dust it used to be.

Sorry about the singing. For some reason, I've being doing that intermittantly ever since I magic jar-ed some knight fellow, KaroakeHeart Sr. I believe his name was.

Or maybe it was when that Balor kidnapped me and forced me to watch Cop Rock for 173 hours straight.

Or maybe it was when that Balor kidnapped me and forced me to watch Cop Rock for 173 hours straight.

Lies. No one could survive that, undead or not.

Or maybe it was when that Balor kidnapped me and forced me to watch Cop Rock for 173 hours straight.

Lies. No one could survive that, undead or not.

Oh you can survive it, but not with your sanity intact.

I mean come on, look at my political choices when running for President.

I just wanted to be known the the Paizo staff often lies to us in their daily blog updates!!!

Oh and BTW does anyone have 16-18 million dollars I can have help save the Salt Marsh Harvest Mouse???

Dick Cheney wrote:

No hard feelings. I say that to everybody.

No problem. I don't have a heart anyway. Well maybe I do, but I can't tell which bits of dust it used to be.

Sorry about the singing. For some reason, I've being doing that intermittantly ever since I magic jar-ed some knight fellow, KaroakeHeart Sr. I believe his name was.

Or maybe it was when that Balor kidnapped me and forced me to watch Cop Rock for 173 hours straight.

If only balors kidnapped more politicians...

I just wanted to be known the the Paizo staff often lies to us in their daily blog updates!!!

Well, duh! They're Marketing.

Oh and BTW does anyone have 16-18 million dollars I can have help save the Salt Marsh Harvest Mouse???

Nope, but I could subcontract you some individuals from Malar, Ltd. that could resolve the issue for you.

If only balors kidnapped more politicians...

Nah, professional courtesy.

*kidnaps Ross Perot*

Oh the irony...

Anyone seen that dick?

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote:

Dick Cheney wrote:

No hard feelings. I say that to everybody.

No problem. I don't have a heart anyway. Well maybe I do, but I can't tell which bits of dust it used to be.

Sorry about the singing. For some reason, I've being doing that intermittantly ever since I magic jar-ed some knight fellow, KaroakeHeart Sr. I believe his name was.

Or maybe it was when that Balor kidnapped me and forced me to watch Cop Rock for 173 hours straight.

If only balors kidnapped more politicians...

Balor is Dick's middle name.

Yes we can.... Yes we can...

Anyone seen that dick?

He missed our lunch date.

People are always standing me up...

Yes we can.... Yes we can...

Stop! We have some questions* for you about a can of mace...

* May include "enhanced interrogation techniques."

Cultist of Obama wrote:

Yes we can.... Yes we can...

Stop! We have some questions* for you about a can of mace...

* May include "enhanced interrogation techniques."

Mace? What mace? You better not mess with me. I have friends with the ACLU that deal with fascists like you. Hope...change....

Democarcy would best be served if everyone was forced to think the same way I do.

I think?

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