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Rep. Greasy McPorker Dec 8, 2009, 11:41 AM

This is more confusing than a mouse in a burlesque show!

Algore Dec 8, 2009, 11:56 AM

Dick, bring your shotgun. We've got a live one!

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot Dec 8, 2009, 02:06 PM

Hah, I can't believed that worked! A simple compulsion and that socialite couple happily smuggled me into that Whitehouse shindig in her oversized handbag. Free snacks and booze were tasty too.

And Hillary has some foxxxy cankles. Rawr!

Rep. Greasy McPorker Dec 8, 2009, 02:10 PM

Algore wrote:

Dick, bring your shotgun. We've got a live one!

Boy, don't make me get my whuppin' stick.

Dick Cheney Dec 8, 2009, 06:15 PM

Algore wrote:

Dick, bring your shotgun. We've got a live one!

I don't know how much I should trust my aim anymore...

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot Dec 9, 2009, 03:57 PM

Dick Cheney wrote:

I don't know how much I should trust my aim anymore...

{bobs and weaves in the air} Nyah-nyah, you can't hit me- PHBPPT!

Ernesto "Che" Guevara Dec 10, 2009, 04:41 AM

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote:

Dick Cheney wrote:
I don't know how much I should trust my aim anymore...
{bobs and weaves in the air} Nyah-nyah, you can't hit me- PHBPPT!

You can't go "PHBPPT!" without a tongue, you filthy capitalist!

Aims pistol at Perot

Joe Biden Dec 10, 2009, 04:45 AM

Hey Che! Weren't you a doctor? What do you think of our efforts on health care?

Ernesto "Che" Guevara Dec 10, 2009, 04:50 AM

Joe Biden wrote:

Hey Che! Weren't you a doctor? What do you think of our efforts on health care?

Taking money from the successful and distributing it on the basis of govermental wisdom is near and dear to me. Just look at the island paradise of Cuba and its phenomenal medical system. It's the envy of prions around the world. I just wish I could have been there to meet Sean Penn. (Sniff)

I would strongly suggest that you shoot the dissenters, though.

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot Dec 10, 2009, 09:17 AM

Ernesto 'Che' Guevara wrote:

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote:
{bobs and weaves in the air} Nyah-nyah, you can't hit me- PHBPPT!
You can't go "PHBPPT!" without a tongue, you filthy capitalist!
Aims pistol at Perot

Hah-ha-ha-ha-ha- {casts Polymorph Any Object at pistol, accidentally turns it into an AK-47} ha-, er, oopsie...

Ernesto "Che" Guevara Dec 10, 2009, 11:17 AM

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote:

Ernesto 'Che' Guevara wrote:

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote:
{bobs and weaves in the air} Nyah-nyah, you can't hit me- PHBPPT!
You can't go "PHBPPT!" without a tongue, you filthy capitalist!
Aims pistol at Perot

Hah-ha-ha-ha-ha- {casts Polymorph Any Object at pistol, accidentally turns it into an AK-47} ha-, er, oopsie...

Gracias, Senor Cráneo! I will be much more efficient at spreading the gospel of Marx with this!

45 rounds of Social Realism!

Fires wildly

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot Dec 10, 2009, 12:08 PM

Ernesto 'Che' Guevara wrote:

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote:

Ernesto 'Che' Guevara wrote:
Aims pistol at Perot

Hah-ha-ha-ha-ha- {casts Polymorph Any Object at pistol, accidentally turns it into an AK-47} ha-, er, oopsie...
Gracias, Senor Cráneo! I will be much more efficient at spreading the gospel of Marx with this!
45 rounds of Social Realism!

Fires wildly

AUGH! {hides behind Dick Cheney} Holy patooties, Dick, that boy can actually hit what he aims at! Maybe he'll give you a lesson or two?

Dick Cheney Dec 10, 2009, 01:11 PM

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote:

Ernesto 'Che' Guevara wrote:

Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot wrote:

Ernesto 'Che' Guevara wrote:
Aims pistol at Perot

Hah-ha-ha-ha-ha- {casts Polymorph Any Object at pistol, accidentally turns it into an AK-47} ha-, er, oopsie...
Gracias, Senor Cráneo! I will be much more efficient at spreading the gospel of Marx with this!
45 rounds of Social Realism!

Fires wildly
AUGH! {hides behind Dick Cheney} Holy patooties, Dick, that boy can actually hit what he aims at! Maybe he'll give you a lesson or two?

As long as he leaves our phylacteries alone.

Joe Lieberman Dec 20, 2009, 07:40 PM

MWAHAHAHA!

My plan is coming to fruition.

In the days to come, I'm going to write my own health care bill, and the Senate is going to have no choice but to pass it. It is going to make me the official "Big Cheese of the Galaxy."

Dick Cheney Dec 25, 2009, 07:26 AM

Merry Christmas and go f*## yourself.

Cultist of Obama Dec 25, 2009, 08:01 AM

Dick Cheney wrote:

Merry Christmas and go f%*@ yourself.

Well, at least you didn't blast anybody you fascist pig.

Cambridge Brute Squad Dec 26, 2009, 06:59 PM

Slaps nightstick

Grrrrrrrr.......

Obambie Dec 26, 2009, 07:01 PM

Hope... Change.....

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