A nice safe space, where one doesn't have to worry about leg humping, yapping, pee puddles, and badly shaped body fur. Come and relax.

Sweet! Another place for poodles.

Thanks dude!

<Piddles>

I knew this thread was doomed to fail...

Punts the Rusty Poodle

Sorry about your steel-toed booooooots...

*rolls up newspaper*
*swats rusty*
Bad poodle wannabe Bad!!!
*Swats it again then rubs it's nose in the piddle*

Divine Save overcomes your rustiness

Sheesh! What an unwelcoming bunch.

You need to put up (non-metal) signs to let poodles know they're not allowed.

<Drops a landmine>

A nice safe space, where one doesn't have to worry about leg humping, yapping, pee puddles, and badly shaped body fur. Come and relax.

Poodle bad. Undead goooooood. {drools, gnaws on his eyestalk}

Channels positive energy and sends the zombie packing

Channels positive energy and sends the zombie packing

{points to "I 'Heart' Orcus tattoo on shoulder, sticks out tongue at Wellard} PHLTBPPPPPPT! {tongue falls off} Eh hay whey dat happeh!

Yap....

Aw, now that's not fair play. You didn't say nothing about no undead.

Yap....

Hey, buddy. Like the new place?

<Humps Stone Cold>

Oooooo, a new clubhouse for Kobold Cleaver! A perfect place for him to hide from his parents and those mean ol' Jacks.

{starts hanging pics of Kobold Cleaver on the walls}

Thats it I`m puttin on my poodle kickin boots.

<Eats the nails used to hang the pictures>

Hey, Wolfie! Your pictures are a little crooked.

*Comes in and starts marking territory*

See if I can punt me a field goal with a poodle.

A no-poodle club house? That sounds healthy for the carpets and curtains

hey, wuzzup KC!

This place need some love

*humps the curtains*

*facepalm* I`ve been going about this the wrong way

*turns on the vacuum cleaner starts chasing poodles*

See if I can punt me a field goal with a poodle.

You really should try for a first down.

*turns on the vacuum cleaner starts chasing poodles*

Yipe! Yipe! Yipe! Yipe! Yipe! Yipe!

<Humps the vacuum cleaner>

Hey guys! You should try the attachments!

*uses laser pointer on floor.

Hey, look puppies! Its a dot, get the dot!

*runs laser pointer into wall.

*uses laser pointer on floor.

Hey, look puppies! Its a dot, get the dot!

*runs laser pointer into wall.

<Runs up the wall>

These doggie slippers of spider climbing are great!

Where'd that dot go?

Uh puppy, doggy boots don't stay on when upside down on ceiling...

*watches rusty poodle fall to ground

~BLAMO~

Poor puppy.

Uh puppy, doggy boots don't stay on when upside down on ceiling...

*watches rusty poodle fall to ground

~BLAMO~

Poor puppy.

No, see, I'm fine. These boots were made by the great wizard, Lion L. Ridgie.

Oh, what a feeling...

My dog gets yeast infections in his paws, has to wear booties. He's a Lab-Shepherd mix... so big paws. They look like clown shoes.

What about French poodles? I don't get clumps of hair on the floor, don't enlessly yap and am trained to use the toilet.

how about decoypoodles?

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Ooh. This place seems really chaotic!

*eggs Bear on a Unicycle and settles into a reclining chair*

A nice safe space, where one doesn't have to worry about leg humping, yapping, pee puddles, and badly shaped body fur. Come and relax.

Does the ban on leg humping apply to everyone, or just poodles?

runs through the thread on a dare

runs through the thread on a dare

What's the matter, CDP? They like us here!

Ooh. This place seems really chaotic!

*eggs Bear on a Unicycle and settles into a reclining chair*

Mmmm, I love eggs. I found some chocolate eggs once... except they were Carub :(

<piddles and leaves a pile of "carob eggs" on the floor>

What about Labradoodles?

Tossed Slaad wrote:

Ooh. This place seems really chaotic!

*eggs Bear on a Unicycle and settles into a reclining chair*

Mmmm, I love eggs. I found some chocolate eggs once... except they were Carub :(

Were they the kind that hatch into slaad spawn and erupt from your chest cavity? That's the kind I like.

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

A nice safe space, where one doesn't have to worry about leg humping, yapping, pee puddles, and badly shaped body fur. Come and relax.

Does the ban on leg humping apply to everyone, or just poodles?

Well it breaks the spirit of the law but not the actual rule does that help?

And no we don't need any french Poodles, Labradoodles, Rusty the poodles, or anything else. Now get out before I start the vacuum again and then get a pair of clippers to mess up that perfectly shaped coifed fur you have.

And no we don't need any french Poodles, Labradoodles, Rusty the poodles, or anything else. Now get out before I start the vacuum again and then get a pair of clippers to mess up that perfectly shaped coifed fur you have.

I eat vacuum cleaners for lunch!

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

And no we don't need any french Poodles, Labradoodles, Rusty the poodles, or anything else. Now get out before I start the vacuum again and then get a pair of clippers to mess up that perfectly shaped coifed fur you have.

I eat vacuum cleaners for lunch!

Um, yoju better get out of here, Fifi, before CPD sees you.

Invokes the ultimate sanction and brings out the fire hose.

SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Celestial Healer wrote:

Jeremy Mcgillan wrote:

A nice safe space, where one doesn't have to worry about leg humping, yapping, pee puddles, and badly shaped body fur. Come and relax.

Does the ban on leg humping apply to everyone, or just poodles?

Well it breaks the spirit of the law but not the actual rule does that help?

Hmm. I'm going to take that as permission.

*sneaks in, steals poddle-kicking boots*

Invokes the ultimate sanction and brings out the fire hose.

SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

YAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAPYAP!!!

Gives up and retires from this thread..you just cant beat the lil' beggers

O really, lets see what happens if I start making the fur uneven with my clippers.