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Dragonborn3, Fri, Nov 21, 2008, 12:37 PM

Calling all ye who be froggie!


Demon Lord of Tribbles, Fri, Nov 21, 2008, 02:24 PM

Ummm nice place been looking for just such a spot Gates in 10'000 tribbles


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0, Fri, Nov 21, 2008, 02:28 PM

Your faith in your technology is misplaced Still it will be some time before we see anything here worth acquiring And you seem to have a tribble infestation


Borg Jack, Fri, Nov 21, 2008, 02:37 PM

This place could use a little color, Smurf.


lynora, Fri, Nov 21, 2008, 02:38 PM

Demon Lord of Tribbles wrote: Ummm nice place been looking for just such a spot Gates in 10'000 tribbles Awww, they're so cute. You know, until you start suffocating under a pile of them.


Butterfrog, Fri, Nov 21, 2008, 02:42 PM

Yay! a Matix-bot free spot!!! Awesome! puts out the umbrella and sun block lotion and spreads out on the lilypad


Dragonborn Junior, Fri, Nov 21, 2008, 07:09 PM

Hey Butter can you help get the word out to all the froggie? I'm gonna go to the sand pit, ah such warm sand. The only problem is if I stay in the pit to long the sand turns to glass! Let's sing carols!! Oh you take the low road and I'll take the high road and I'll rain death all over ye! Hm... might be wrong song for this time of year.


CyborgRodent_of_Logic, Fri, Nov 21, 2008, 07:19 PM

I am offline. I can no longer hear the voices of the collective. I am ... alone. Assimilate me.


lynora, Fri, Nov 21, 2008, 07:23 PM

CyborgRodent_of_Logic wrote: I am offline. I can no longer hear the voices of the collective. I am ... alone. Assimilate me. Oh, that's okay, sweetie. I know individuality is a little daunting at first, but you'll get used to it. Come on, why don't you just sit right over here on the sand until you get used to it.


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0, Sat, Nov 22, 2008, 04:24 AM

Individuality is over rated and Irrelevant We will give a place to all Resistance is Futile


Margarinefrog, Sat, Nov 22, 2008, 04:30 AM

Hops in off the dusty road Is it true? Is it a borg-free frog pond? Sees the ugly robots milling around. Fudge and spammit! They's got here too! Resumes his dusty search for a new borg-free home


Kobold Cleaver, Sat, Nov 22, 2008, 08:01 AM

Margarinefrog wrote: Hops in off the dusty road Is it true? Is it a borg-free frog pond? Sees the ugly robots milling around. Fudge and spammit! They's got here too! Resumes his dusty search for a new borg-free home Not to worry. If you just ignore them, they go away.


CyborgRodent_of_Logic, Sat, Nov 22, 2008, 08:12 AM

lynora wrote: CyborgRodent_of_Logic wrote: I am offline. I can no longer hear the voices of the collective. I am ... alone. Assimilate me. Oh, that's okay, sweetie. I know individuality is a little daunting at first, but you'll get used to it. Come on, why don't you just sit right over here on the sand until you get used to it. sits beside Lynora and waits to be assimilated


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0, Sat, Nov 22, 2008, 08:15 AM

CyborgRodent_of_Logic wrote: I am offline. I can no longer hear the voices of the collective. I am ... alone. Assimilate me. The collective knows mercy We will deactivate the defective drones and clone new ones Resistance is futile


CyborgRodent_of_Logic, Sat, Nov 22, 2008, 08:17 AM

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote: CyborgRodent_of_Logic wrote: I am offline. I can no longer hear the voices of the collective. I am ... alone. Assimilate me. The collective knows mercy We will deactivate the defective drones and clone new ones Resistance is futile "Me am froggie now." hides under Lynora's dress


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0, Sat, Nov 22, 2008, 08:21 AM

The defective unit will rejoin the collective Or We will show mercy we will end its loneliness we will end its suffering We will send drones to deactivate and dismember the defective unit Resistance is futile


Dragonborn Junior, Sat, Nov 22, 2008, 08:32 AM

Don't worry lil'robomouse froggie they can't make you do anything you don't want to. After all if they could we wouldn't be having this conversation! They wield less power than they realize, and even if they have they are afraid to admit their own powerlessness! Do not worry, as KC said just ignore 'em.


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0, Sat, Nov 22, 2008, 08:38 AM

You are incorrect Species 015 belongs to the collective One defective drone is Irrelevant Resistance is futile


Borg Jack, Sat, Nov 22, 2008, 08:54 AM

You're the defective one, you unemotional outdated toaster.


CyborgRodent_of_Logic, Sat, Nov 22, 2008, 08:59 AM

"Since my subquadrant went offline ... I've ... felt. I think you call these impressions 'lonely' and 'afraid'."


Borg Jack, Sat, Nov 22, 2008, 09:03 AM

It's normal at first. Just find a nice female of your species and you'll be fine.


Jack's Right Hand Man, Sat, Nov 22, 2008, 09:07 AM

CyborgRodent_of_Logic wrote: "Since my subquadrant went offline ... I've ... felt. I think you call these impressions 'lonely' and 'afraid'." You're more than welcome to stay with the Jacks until you get a grip. What you need now is some beer. hands beer to CyborgRodent


Borg Jack, Sat, Nov 22, 2008, 09:08 AM

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: CyborgRodent_of_Logic wrote: "Since my subquadrant went offline ... I've ... felt. I think you call these impressions 'lonely' and 'afraid'." You're more than welcome to stay with the Jacks until you get a grip. What you need now is some beer. Just don't let Frat Jack pick the chicks for you ;p


Jack's Right Hand Man, Sat, Nov 22, 2008, 09:12 AM

Borg Jack wrote: Jack's Right Hand Man wrote: CyborgRodent_of_Logic wrote: "Since my subquadrant went offline ... I've ... felt. I think you call these impressions 'lonely' and 'afraid'." You're more than welcome to stay with the Jacks until you get a grip. What you need now is some beer. Just don't let Frat Jack pick the chicks for you ;p Ain't that the truth. I think I'm going to check out his logic circuits to see if he's ok.


Joey Lafyatis (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Sun, Nov 23, 2008, 05:51 PM

Wow.. I leave the off topic for a month, and this... well, I'm back.


Frog Cultist, Sun, Nov 23, 2008, 05:52 PM

Oy! Froggies gunna rule da world now! We got dubl da ponds den before. We is growing!


Frog President, Sun, Nov 23, 2008, 05:53 PM

HMMM... GOOD WORK DRAGONBORN3. I AM NOW WILLING TO PROMOTE YOU.. MAYBE TO VP?


Butterfrog, Sun, Nov 23, 2008, 06:23 PM

Whatta drag.. now this thread name's is void... we have to put the matiz-bot n a leash! go buys a leash


CyborgRodent_of_Logic, Sun, Nov 23, 2008, 06:24 PM

Butterfrog wrote: Whatta drag.. now this thread name's is void... we have to put the matiz-bot n a leash! go buys a leash Me AM froggie. Me AM!


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0, Sun, Nov 23, 2008, 06:28 PM

Do what you wish to the flawed one. We have made more We are endless in number Resistance is Futile


CyborgRodent_of_Logic, Sun, Nov 23, 2008, 06:30 PM

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote: Do what you wish to the flawed one. We have made more We are endless in number Resistance is Futile Yippie! Me am free! Me am free to be a froggie!!


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0, Sun, Nov 23, 2008, 06:33 PM

yes One flawed drone is Irrelevant We have assimilated your species We have Assimilated your technology We will always make more Resistance was Futile


Butterfrog, Sun, Nov 23, 2008, 06:33 PM

Mr. Teter should add a Paizomatiz flag... I'll go write santa for it! hops away looking for paper ad pencil


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0, Sun, Nov 23, 2008, 06:35 PM

Yes send for the jolly one His space time dilation travel technology would be useful We would like to assimilate it as well


Butterfrog, Sun, Nov 23, 2008, 06:41 PM

Here, paper and pencil, now lets wri...te...mmm... what if I draw a goblin...mmmm ...or a gnol..? lays on the floor and starts doodling and wistling


Dragonborn3, Sun, Nov 23, 2008, 07:10 PM

Frog President wrote: HMMM... GOOD WORK DRAGONBORN3. I AM NOW WILLING TO PROMOTE YOU.. MAYBE TO VP? I was already VP, but I thank you anyway, though it would seem the title didn't work... BTW paizomatix I'M irellevent


Dragonborn3, Sun, Nov 23, 2008, 07:11 PM

Butterfrog wrote: Here, paper and pencil, now lets wri...te...mmm... what if I draw a goblin...mmmm ...or a gnol..? lays on the floor and starts doodling and wistling Draw one eating the other! Or they could be getting their butts kicked by a froggie!


Dragonborn3, Sun, Nov 23, 2008, 07:11 PM

CyborgRodent_of_Logic wrote: Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote: Do what you wish to the flawed one. We have made more We are endless in number Resistance is Futile Yippie! Me am free! Me am free to be a froggie!! Congratz lil' one. You are now of a superior species!


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0, Sun, Nov 23, 2008, 07:17 PM

Dragonborn3 wrote: Congratz lil' one. You are now of a superior species! Incorrect It is now a lost lonely flawed drone The last of a now assimilated species It is alone It will die alone All that it was will be lost All that it is will be forgotten There will never be more of its kind Deactivating it would be mercy


Dragonborn Junior, Sun, Nov 23, 2008, 07:19 PM

Just so there is no confusion I'm a young adult red dragon..


Dragonborn3, Sun, Nov 23, 2008, 07:21 PM

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote: Dragonborn3 wrote: Congratz lil' one. You are now of a superior species! Incorrect It is now a lost lonely flawed drone The last of a now assimilated species It is alone It will die alone All that it was will be lost All that it is will be forgotten There will never be more of its kind Deactivating it would be mercy Casts travel back in to time in order to collect more of the lil' mouse's species so he won't be alone. There now he won't be alone.


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0, Sun, Nov 23, 2008, 07:28 PM

spell technology fails to penetrate shielding on assimilated worlds. He will be alone We have embraced them His kind will never die They are one with us Every thing they were We now are Every thing they knew We now know Resistance Is Futile


CyborgRodent_of_Logic, Sun, Nov 23, 2008, 07:30 PM

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote: spell technology fails to penetrate shielding on assimilated worlds. He will be alone We have embraced them His kind will never die They are one with us Every thing they were We now are Every thing they knew We now know Resistance Is Futile Yes, but me can have beer with Jacks and play drawing with froggies.


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0, Sun, Nov 23, 2008, 07:32 PM

The collective will show mercy Do not pass out with the jack You may wake up...violated


Callous Jack (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber), Sun, Nov 23, 2008, 07:59 PM

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote: Your faith in your technology is misplaced Still it will be some time before we see anything here worth acquiring And you seem to have a tribble infestation Hmmmm...apparently the Paizomatix can't read thread titles...and hasn't made my toast yet.


Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0, Sun, Nov 23, 2008, 08:08 PM

The toaster was recycled as it was Irrelevant


Jack's Right Hand Man, Sun, Nov 23, 2008, 08:13 PM

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote: The collective will show mercy Do not pass out with the jack You may wake up...violated That possibly could happen if Frat Jack brings some of his mysterious "frat girls" or whatever they are.


Ubermench, Sun, Nov 23, 2008, 08:23 PM

Margarinefrog wrote: Hops in off the dusty road Is it true? Is it a borg-free frog pond? Sees the ugly robots milling around. Fudge and spammit! They's got here too! Resumes his dusty search for a new borg-free home Start a Bella Sara topic and I'm prety sure only you and a certain lawyer-pony would show up.


Ubermench, Sun, Nov 23, 2008, 08:55 PM

How'd you get that great invisible font.