Calling all ye who be froggie!

Ummm nice place been looking for just such a spot
Gates in 10'000 tribbles

Your faith in your technology is misplaced
Still it will be some time before we see anything here worth acquiring
And you seem to have a tribble infestation

This place could use a little color, Smurf.

Ummm nice place been looking for just such a spot

Gates in 10'000 tribbles

Awww, they're so cute. You know, until you start suffocating under a pile of them.

Yay! a Matix-bot free spot!!! Awesome!

*puts out the umbrella and sun block lotion and spreads out on the lilypad*

Hey Butter can you help get the word out to all the froggie?
I'm gonna go to the sand pit, ah such warm sand. The only problem is if I stay in the pit to long the sand turns to glass!

Let's sing carols!!

Oh you take the low road
and I'll take the high road
and I'll rain
death all over ye!

Hm... might be wrong song for this time of year.

I am offline.

I can no longer hear the voices of the collective.

I am ... alone.

Assimilate me.

I am offline.

I can no longer hear the voices of the collective.

I am ... alone.

Assimilate me.

Oh, that's okay, sweetie. I know individuality is a little daunting at first, but you'll get used to it. Come on, why don't you just sit right over here on the sand until you get used to it.

Individuality is over rated and Irrelevant
We will give a place to all
Resistance is Futile

Hops in off the dusty road

Is it true? Is it a borg-free frog pond?

Sees the ugly robots milling around.

Fudge and spammit! They's got here too!

Resumes his dusty search for a new borg-free home

Hops in off the dusty road

Is it true? Is it a borg-free frog pond?

Sees the ugly robots milling around.

Fudge and spammit! They's got here too!

Resumes his dusty search for a new borg-free home

Not to worry. If you just ignore them, they go away.

CyborgRodent_of_Logic wrote:

I am offline.

I can no longer hear the voices of the collective.

I am ... alone.

Assimilate me.

Oh, that's okay, sweetie. I know individuality is a little daunting at first, but you'll get used to it. Come on, why don't you just sit right over here on the sand until you get used to it.

*sits beside Lynora and waits to be assimilated*

I am offline.

I can no longer hear the voices of the collective.

I am ... alone.

Assimilate me.

The collective knows mercy

CyborgRodent_of_Logic wrote:

I am offline.

I can no longer hear the voices of the collective.

I am ... alone.

Assimilate me.

The collective knows mercy

We will deactivate the defective drones and clone new ones
Resistance is futile

"Me am froggie now."

*hides under Lynora's dress*

The defective unit will rejoin the collective
Or
We will show mercy
we will end its loneliness
we will end its suffering
We will send drones to deactivate and dismember the defective unit
Resistance is futile

Don't worry lil'robomouse froggie they can't make you do anything you don't want to. After all if they could we wouldn't be having this conversation! They wield less power than they realize, and even if they have they are afraid to admit their own powerlessness!
Do not worry, as KC said just ignore 'em.

You are incorrect
Species 015 belongs to the collective
One defective drone is Irrelevant
Resistance is futile

You're the defective one, you unemotional outdated toaster.

"Since my subquadrant went offline ... I've ... felt. I think you call these impressions 'lonely' and 'afraid'."

It's normal at first. Just find a nice female of your species and you'll be fine.

"Since my subquadrant went offline ... I've ... felt. I think you call these impressions 'lonely' and 'afraid'."

You're more than welcome to stay with the Jacks until you get a grip. What you need now is some beer. *hands beer to CyborgRodent*

CyborgRodent_of_Logic wrote:

"Since my subquadrant went offline ... I've ... felt. I think you call these impressions 'lonely' and 'afraid'."

You're more than welcome to stay with the Jacks until you get a grip. What you need now is some beer.

Just don't let Frat Jack pick the chicks for you ;p

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

CyborgRodent_of_Logic wrote:

"Since my subquadrant went offline ... I've ... felt. I think you call these impressions 'lonely' and 'afraid'."

You're more than welcome to stay with the Jacks until you get a grip. What you need now is some beer.

Just don't let Frat Jack pick the chicks for you ;p

Ain't that the truth. I think I'm going to check out his logic circuits to see if he's ok.

Wow.. I leave the off topic for a month, and this... well, I'm back.

Oy! Froggies gunna rule da world now! We got dubl da ponds den before. We is growing!

HMMM... GOOD WORK DRAGONBORN3. I AM NOW WILLING TO PROMOTE YOU.. MAYBE TO VP?

Whatta drag.. now this thread name's is void... we have to put the matiz-bot n a leash!

*go buys a leash*

Whatta drag.. now this thread name's is void... we have to put the matiz-bot n a leash!

*go buys a leash*

Me AM froggie. Me AM!

Do what you wish to the flawed one.
We have made more
We are endless in number
Resistance is Futile

Do what you wish to the flawed one.

We have made more
We are endless in number
Resistance is Futile

Yippie!

yes One flawed drone is Irrelevant
We have assimilated your species
We have Assimilated your technology
We will always make more
Resistance was Futile

Mr. Teter should add a Paizomatiz flag... I'll go write santa for it!

*hops away looking for paper ad pencil*

Yes send for the jolly one
His space time dilation travel technology would be useful
We would like to assimilate it as well

Here, paper and pencil, now lets wri...te...mmm... what if I draw a goblin...mmmm ...or a gnol..?

*lays on the floor and starts doodling and wistling*

HMMM... GOOD WORK DRAGONBORN3. I AM NOW WILLING TO PROMOTE YOU.. MAYBE TO VP?

I was already VP, but I thank you anyway, though it would seem the title didn't work...

BTW paizomatix I'M irellevent

Here, paper and pencil, now lets wri...te...mmm... what if I draw a goblin...mmmm ...or a gnol..?

*lays on the floor and starts doodling and wistling*

Draw one eating the other! Or they could be getting their butts kicked by a froggie!

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

Do what you wish to the flawed one.

We have made more
We are endless in number
Resistance is Futile

Yippie!

Me am free!
Me am free to be a froggie!!

Congratz lil' one. You are now of a superior species!

Congratz lil' one. You are now of a superior species!

Incorrect

Just so there is no confusion I'm a young adult red dragon..

Dragonborn3 wrote:

Congratz lil' one. You are now of a superior species!

Incorrect

It is now a lost lonely flawed drone
The last of a now assimilated species
It is alone
It will die alone
All that it was will be lost
All that it is will be forgotten
There will never be more of its kind
Deactivating it would be mercy

Casts travel back in to time in order to collect more of the lil' mouse's species so he won't be alone.

There now he won't be alone.

spell technology fails to penetrate shielding on assimilated worlds.
He will be alone
We have embraced them
His kind will never die
They are one with us
Every thing they were
We now are
Every thing they knew
We now know
Resistance Is Futile

spell technology fails to penetrate shielding on assimilated worlds.

He will be alone
We have embraced them
His kind will never die
They are one with us
Every thing they were
We now are
Every thing they knew
We now know
Resistance Is Futile

Yes, but me can have beer with Jacks and play drawing with froggies.

The collective will show mercy
Do not pass out with the jack
You may wake up...violated

Your faith in your technology is misplaced

Still it will be some time before we see anything here worth acquiring
And you seem to have a tribble infestation

Hmmmm...apparently the Paizomatix can't read thread titles...and hasn't made my toast yet.

The toaster was recycled as it was Irrelevant

The collective will show mercy

Do not pass out with the jack
You may wake up...violated

That possibly could happen if Frat Jack brings some of his mysterious "frat girls" or whatever they are.

Hops in off the dusty road

Is it true? Is it a borg-free frog pond?

Sees the ugly robots milling around.

Fudge and spammit! They's got here too!

Resumes his dusty search for a new borg-free home

Start a Bella Sara topic and I'm prety sure only you and a certain lawyer-pony would show up.

How'd you get that great invisible font.