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*smacks KC in the chops**Goes outside Jack's Clubhouse and yells out* I know you're listening KC. We have your uncle tied up. The Jacks want a 100 Grand or your uncle gets fed to our ape. Don't bother trying to teleport in or damage the Jacks' clubhouse. We have wards in place.Too late. *Shoots another bolt*
That bolt's not magic! Psionics! Cost me a fortune!
Uncle Meepo, we gotta get outta here!
You think that can hurt any of us? * Comes from behind and knocks Meepo through a wall.**Meepo leaps up, kicking one of his captors in the shin and grabbing his machine gun*
*Shoots at other Jacks**Sends electricity at JRHM*
What does money have to do with it?!
Diamond dust!
*Leaps up and shoots at wall**Runs back*
That's a bomb Ah shot!
BOOM
*smacks KC in the chops**Goes outside Jack's Clubhouse and yells out* I know you're listening KC. We have your uncle tied up. The Jacks want a 100 Grand or your uncle gets fed to our ape. Don't bother trying to teleport in or damage the Jacks' clubhouse. We have wards in place.Too late. *Shoots another bolt*That bolt's not magic! Psionics! Cost me a fortune!
Uncle Meepo, we gotta get outta here!
Run all want you little pissants! You won't escape the Jacks!
You think that can hurt any of us? * Comes from behind and knocks Meepo through a wall.**Meepo leaps up, kicking one of his captors in the shin and grabbing his machine gun*
*Shoots at other Jacks**Sends electricity at JRHM*
What does money have to do with it?!Diamond dust!
*Leaps up and shoots at wall*
*Runs back*
That's a bomb Ah shot!
BOOM
Great work, Uncle! C'mon, let's get outta here!!!
*Leaps through wall*Okay, we're outside. LET'S BEAT IT!!!
Run all want you little pissants! You won't escape the Jacks!*smacks KC in the chops**Goes outside Jack's Clubhouse and yells out* I know you're listening KC. We have your uncle tied up. The Jacks want a 100 Grand or your uncle gets fed to our ape. Don't bother trying to teleport in or damage the Jacks' clubhouse. We have wards in place.Too late. *Shoots another bolt*That bolt's not magic! Psionics! Cost me a fortune!
Uncle Meepo, we gotta get outta here!
Actually, we can!
*Teleports with Uncle Meepo*Damn you Jacks! You won't get a copper!
Run all want you little pissants! You won't escape the Jacks!*smacks KC in the chops**Goes outside Jack's Clubhouse and yells out* I know you're listening KC. We have your uncle tied up. The Jacks want a 100 Grand or your uncle gets fed to our ape. Don't bother trying to teleport in or damage the Jacks' clubhouse. We have wards in place.Too late. *Shoots another bolt*That bolt's not magic! Psionics! Cost me a fortune!
Uncle Meepo, we gotta get outta here!Actually, we can!
*Teleports with Uncle Meepo*
Damn you Jacks! You won't get a copper!
*laughs* Well done KC. However, you can't run from us forever. We will grind you to dust!
Then get out of here. *Kicks the gull and foot goes right through it* Wait a minute, You're that ghost of that bird aren't you? *backs up slowly*Nothing. I'm just the messenger.Do I know you? You look familiar. What do you want?*Appears*
I strongly doubt that.
Yes. Now my message is this: Attack OR threaten Kobold Cleaver or his friends and you shall have made a lethal enemy. Cease your attacks, NOW. Otherwise, you will be in great danger. Kobold Cleaver is very powerful, and his phylactery is very well-hidden. His Aunt is a high-level cleric. His Uncle is a high-level rogue. He is allies with Diswiker, and master of the slowly recovering Lemmings. cease this violence and foolishness.
Yes. Now my message is this: Attack OR threaten Kobold Cleaver or his friends and you shall have made a lethal enemy. Cease your attacks, NOW. Otherwise, you will be in great danger. Kobold Cleaver is very powerful, and his phylactery is very well-hidden. His Aunt is a high-level cleric. His Uncle is a high-level rogue. He is allies with Diswiker, and master of the slowly recovering Lemmings. cease this violence and foolishness.Then get out of here. *Kicks the gull and foot goes right through it* Wait a minute, You're that ghost of that bird aren't you? *backs up slowly*Nothing. I'm just the messenger.Do I know you? You look familiar. What do you want?*Appears*
I strongly doubt that.
Ha! The Kobold is powerful, but he is not as powerful as the Jacks. Panama Jack's potions can overcome anything that group can muster. Besides, his uncle came into our house uninvited with a firearm and threatened me with a weapon. Since you're the messenger, tell him this: He leaves us alone, we'll leave him alone. If not,we will destroy him. The choice is his.
Greetings fellow robots. This is me. Not someone pretending to be a robot lover... Robot Lover
Nice to meet you Jackhammer. Beer is in the fridge if you need any.
Ha! The Kobold is powerful, but he is not as powerful as the Jacks. Panama Jack's potions can overcome anything that group can muster. Besides, his uncle came into our house uninvited with a firearm and threatened me with a weapon. Since you're the messenger, tell him this:Yes. Now my message is this: Attack OR threaten Kobold Cleaver or his friends and you shall have made a lethal enemy. Cease your attacks, NOW. Otherwise, you will be in great danger. Kobold Cleaver is very powerful, and his phylactery is very well-hidden. His Aunt is a high-level cleric. His Uncle is a high-level rogue. He is allies with Diswiker, and master of the slowly recovering Lemmings. cease this violence and foolishness.Then get out of here. *Kicks the gull and foot goes right through it* Wait a minute, You're that ghost of that bird aren't you? *backs up slowly*Nothing. I'm just the messenger.Do I know you? You look familiar. What do you want?*Appears*
I strongly doubt that.
I didn't say I was his. *Fades into smoke*
Suddenly awakes from his slumbering, Jackin Ape waits for the invading Diswiker to be in position, then come crashing down on him with his enormous weight. Splat! He hands the flattened snake over to the Jacks, suitable for wearing as a belt or use as a mechanical belt.
*When he realizes that Diswiker isn't wounded in the slightest.
I diswike apes.*Jackin' Ape feels a sharp pain in his skull. While he is howling, Diswiker and KC teleport away*
*KC shouts as he disappears, "Sorry about that! He can get really ornery sometimes!"*
*Pulls diswiker from his head fur, continues the hooting laughter that was mistaken for pain, and hurls the re-plumped snake at the aunt so that it wraps around her face and gags her mouth. Chases ijits off the premises*
WOO-OOO!
Well, Ah nevah! Sorry Mr. Monkey, Diswiker already leaft! AN' even if 'e 'adn't, wrappin' 'im 'round mah face would be a big mistake. You ain't a Jack, if'n Ah wanted Ah could grind you into a sticky paste with a Cure Laht Wounds. Now leave me 'lone, Ah was helpin' ya.
Hoots at demented, senile aunt who is trying to speak through a mouth full of snake. Continues "escorting" unwelcome guests off the premises, Jackin' Ape style.Ah'm not tha one who's senile! Ask any o' yer friends! They saw Diswiker leave!
Now get yer 'hands off me! *Slaps ape*
Uh-oh... *Draws Cleaver, knowing that battle is probably about to start* Aunty, did you have to do that?
Uh-oh... *Draws Cleaver, knowing that battle is probably about to start* Aunty, did you have to do that?Hoots at demented, senile aunt who is trying to speak through a mouth full of snake. Continues "escorting" unwelcome guests off the premises, Jackin' Ape style.Ah'm not tha one who's senile! Ask any o' yer friends! They saw Diswiker leave!
Now get yer 'hands off me! *Slaps ape*
Okay, sinc ethe Jacks haven't ascted yet, allow me to say something:
I do not wish for battle. I have neither the time nor the patience to fight the Jacks, and anyways I'd be badly outnumbered. However, some of my friends are still a bit moody about past happenings. For example, Diswiker. And my Aunt was trying to help you people when your baboon attacked her. But I'd rather not fight.
Jackin Ape begins inhaling. It sounds somewhere between an industrial vacuum and a jet turbine. His chest and upper body swell several times their normal size. Suddenly he stops, and all is silent. Then, projecting his mouth forward towards the verminous reptiles and leaning forward on his arms, he unleashes mighty winds, tainted with ape breath, blowing the pests off of the Jacks' lawn and into another thread.
Jackin Ape begins inhaling. It sounds somewhere between an industrial vacuum and a jet turbine. His chest and upper body swell several times their normal size. Suddenly he stops, and all is silent. Then, projecting his mouth forward towards the verminous reptiles and leaning forward on his arms, he unleashes mighty winds, tainted with ape breath, blowing the pests off of the Jacks' lawn and into another thread.
Block windstorm!
Call. Off. The baboon! We will leave without his help!
Jackin Ape begins inhaling. It sounds somewhere between an industrial vacuum and a jet turbine. His chest and upper body swell several times their normal size. Suddenly he stops, and all is silent. Then, projecting his mouth forward towards the verminous reptiles and leaning forward on his arms, he unleashes mighty winds, tainted with ape breath, blowing the pests off of the Jacks' lawn and into another thread.
It's ok Jackin' Ape. The Kobold is going to leave. *pats ape*
Not a bad idea. Let me get my bat too! *Goes to room and gets bat with spikes on it*Hey Jacks, should we make KC an honorary member already? He hangs around so much that he already has a coffee mug with his picture in the kitchen...
*stands with the honorary initiation baseball bat at the ready*
Wow! the Deluxe Honorary Member Bat? what did KC gave you? Is the Beer truck parking outside yours?
*turns copperly green with envy and goes to switch to spiked deluxe honorary bat as well*
I say, old chums, I think KC should only be allowed in he has a Kobold Jack avatar, and stops bringing all his relatives and minions with him, except on open house days. I mean, rules are there for a reason, what-what!Well, the relatives are surely annoying.... ;P
BTW, what happened to Llamafrog? He didn't warn us of the intruders.