returns from the frog thread and steals that cannon...

If you're gonna tug on my cannon you should buy me a drink first.

*punt*

whant some 50 year old vodka?

I'm hungry... where is Hungry Jack?

Didn't we kill ulgulanoth once already?

whant some 50 year old vodka?

Sure. *takes vodka, and tries to punt the sticky undead again*

This guy is like gum stuck to the bottom of my boot!

*shakes foot*

I'm hungry... where is Hungry Jack?

I think he's been working double shifts at that gentlemen's club.

can't help it, bloody poodles

Frat Jack wrote:

I'm hungry... where is Hungry Jack?

I think he's been working double shifts at that gentlemen's club.

O.o Doin' whut!? I hope he's the bartender...or the bouncer!

Jack Hammer wrote:

Frat Jack wrote:

I'm hungry... where is Hungry Jack?

I think he's been working double shifts at that gentlemen's club.

O.o Doin' whut!? I hope he's the bartender...or the bouncer!

Don't you go there, FJ?

Frat Jack wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Frat Jack wrote:

I'm hungry... where is Hungry Jack?

I think he's been working double shifts at that gentlemen's club.

O.o Doin' whut!? I hope he's the bartender...or the bouncer!

Don't you go there, FJ?

Nopes, I gop to the Badarse me's club...I'm not a gent at all :P

*BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP!*

ooh loose change.

*Teleports in*
S7up1d 80r9. C4n 1 574y h3r3 f0r 4 wh1l3?

*Teleports in*

S7up1d 80r9. C4n 1 574y h3r3 f0r 4 wh1l3?

Someone get my gun.

80rg \/n17 #314 wrote:

*Teleports in*

S7up1d 80r9. C4n 1 574y h3r3 f0r 4 wh1l3?

Someone get my gun.

0m9!!!!11!!!1

80rg \/n17 #314 wrote:

*Teleports in*

S7up1d 80r9. C4n 1 574y h3r3 f0r 4 wh1l3?

Someone get my gun.

Here ya go! *hands CJ his gun*

Callous Jack wrote:

80rg \/n17 #314 wrote:

*Teleports in*

S7up1d 80r9. C4n 1 574y h3r3 f0r 4 wh1l3?

Someone get my gun.

Here ya go! *hands CJ his gun*

Why thank you.

*blam blam blam*

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

80rg \/n17 #314 wrote:

*Teleports in*

S7up1d 80r9. C4n 1 574y h3r3 f0r 4 wh1l3?

Someone get my gun.

Here ya go! *hands CJ his gun*

Why thank you.

*blam blam blam*

0w 0w 0w!

Are we shootin' 'borgs for sport or necesity?

Are we shootin' 'borgs for sport or necesity?

A little bit of both...

*gets hit by the Borg lightning bolt and smashes into the bar*

Ow... I'm gonna need a bigger gun.

Frat Jack wrote:

Are we shootin' 'borgs for sport or necesity?

A little bit of both...

*gets hit by the Borg lightning bolt and smashes into the bar*

Ow... I'm gonna need a bigger gun.

I left the RPG under the couch.

Frat Jack wrote:

Are we shootin' 'borgs for sport or necesity?

A little bit of both...

*gets hit by the Borg lightning bolt and smashes into the bar*

Ow... I'm gonna need a bigger gun.

lightning bolts?! I want one, shoot me, shoot me, It'll power me up for the whole weekend! :D

Callous Jack wrote:

Frat Jack wrote:

Are we shootin' 'borgs for sport or necesity?

A little bit of both...

*gets hit by the Borg lightning bolt and smashes into the bar*

Ow... I'm gonna need a bigger gun.

lightning bolts?! I want one, shoot me, shoot me, It'll power me up for the whole weekend! :D

Is that a new drink? Cool name. Probably better than Monster Bombs. Set me up with one! Better yet, a round for the house!

*Brings in her master's invitation to the Devil & Jason Nelson thread.*

Smurf!

Frat Jack wrote:

Are we shootin' 'borgs for sport or necesity?

A little bit of both...

*gets hit by the Borg lightning bolt and smashes into the bar*

Ow... I'm gonna need a bigger gun.

You'll like this! *Hands Callous a bazooka* *has one for himself and shoots at the odd creature*

Posting Blitz!

Wow, I go away for a little while, and the thread falls into the archives....

Begins setting up his kitchen again

Hungry Jack® has been feeding families like yours for nearly 70 years. From the launch of Hungry Jack Mashed Potatoes in 1967 to the innovation of the reheatable microwavable Hungry Jack Syrup bottle in 1994, Hungry Jack has been gathering families around the table for good times, great food and that delicious Hungry Jack taste. That's why everybody’s happy when it's Hungry Jack™!

All righty!

Hungry Jack™ and cold beer. It don't get no better than this! :)

Hungry Jack® was wondering what had happened to his post. Apparently, it got stuck in some kind of temporal rift.

Hungry Jack®! YUM!

Yes it does. Add some automatic weapons!

*opens a case full of brand new 'toys'*

Now, that's what I'm talkin' about!

Where are the kobolds for target practice?

*drops copy of PlayPoodle and runs for cover*

AAAIIIIIEEEEE!

Get it, boys!

*grabs an AR-15 and slams in a new mag*

I prefer the combat shottie myself.

*clicks a drum mag into the new shotgun*

BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!!!

Me likey!

*shakes fist in defiance*

*shakes fist in defiance*

*empties clip into stupid kobold*

Kobold Clever wrote:

*shakes fist in defiance*

*empties clip into stupid kobold*

I'm not cleaning that up!

Here's something you can clean up!

*leaves landmine by the front door*

Your family is the most important thing to our family. So make tonight’s meal special – make it a Hungry Jack® night! Your family will thank you for it, and so will ours.

Ack! Poodle attack! Repel the wanna-be border collies!

*opens fire with a new Uzi*

Hungry Jack® sees that the boss is still around, also Frat Jack and Jack's Right Hand Man.

But where are Hungry Jack®'s other Jack brethren:

Malice Jack?
Un-Callous Jack?
Cultist of Jack?
Jack of all Trades?
Panama Jack?

Hungry Jack® sees that the boss is still around, also Frat Jack and Jack's Right Hand Man.

But where are Hungry Jack®'s other Jack brethren:

Malice Jack?
Un-Callous Jack?
Cultist of Jack?
Jack of all Trades?
Panama Jack?

I'm here

And where is the monkey?!?

Hungry Jack® remembers a MONKEY!!!

Where is Jackanapes?!?!?

Did Hungry Jack® scare everyone away?

Hungry Jack® breakfast products – because breakfast is the most important meal of the day.

*listens to the crickets chirping*

Hungry Jack® has not seen this thread for some time, but would like to see it make a comeback.

Did you know that Hungry Jack® products are perfect for making unbeatable desserts your family will love? That's why everybody's happy when it's Hungry Jack™ for dessert!

Where's my beer pie?

gimps into the thread

Why is our chef talking in the 3rd person? Beer deprivation?

Here's some beer bread.

Where's a thief when we need him? We need a good Jack-a-pult.