Jack Hammer has another idea for a satellite thread, the Angry Jack Gun Club. He would like to know what do you guys think?

What would we do there that we don't do here?

Jack Hammer has another idea for a satellite thread, the Angry Jack Gun Club. He would like to know what do you guys think?

I think I'd be a shot

Jack Hammer wrote:

Jack Hammer has another idea for a satellite thread, the Angry Jack Gun Club. He would like to know what do you guys think?

What would we do there that we don't do here?

Jack Hammer contemplates the inherent truth behind that question, and recognizes the repetitiveness and redundancy of the idea.

Callous Jack wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Jack Hammer has another idea for a satellite thread, the Angry Jack Gun Club. He would like to know what do you guys think?

What would we do there that we don't do here?

Jack Hammer contemplates the truth behind that question.

*slaps JH a few times* Stop it! We're not in Mr. Fishy's domain anymore!

Jack Hammer wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Jack Hammer has another idea for a satellite thread, the Angry Jack Gun Club. He would like to know what do you guys think?

What would we do there that we don't do here?

Jack Hammer contemplates the truth behind that question.

*slaps JH a few times* Stop it! We're not in Mr. Fishy's domain anymore!

Thanks! I needed that.

*slaps JRHM back just for good measure*

NYUK NYUK NYUK

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Jack Hammer has another idea for a satellite thread, the Angry Jack Gun Club. He would like to know what do you guys think?

What would we do there that we don't do here?

Jack Hammer contemplates the truth behind that question.

*slaps JH a few times* Stop it! We're not in Mr. Fishy's domain anymore!

Thanks! I needed that.

*slaps JRHM back just for good measure*

NYUK NYUK NYUK

You knuckleheads!

Did anyone tell Mr.Fishy where the 'water' comes from for his bowl?

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Jack Hammer has another idea for a satellite thread, the Angry Jack Gun Club. He would like to know what do you guys think?

What would we do there that we don't do here?

Jack Hammer contemplates the truth behind that question.

*slaps JH a few times* Stop it! We're not in Mr. Fishy's domain anymore!

Thanks! I needed that.

*slaps JRHM back just for good measure*

NYUK NYUK NYUK

A wise guy, huh? *takes both fingers and pokes JH's eyes*

Did anyone tell Mr.Fishy where the 'water' comes from for his bowl?

I always wondered where our plumbing emptied into...

Jack Hammer wrote:

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Jack Hammer has another idea for a satellite thread, the Angry Jack Gun Club. He would like to know what do you guys think?

What would we do there that we don't do here?

Jack Hammer contemplates the truth behind that question.

*slaps JH a few times* Stop it! We're not in Mr. Fishy's domain anymore!

Thanks! I needed that.

*slaps JRHM back just for good measure*

NYUK NYUK NYUK

You knuckleheads!

*grabs both JRHM and JH by the ear*

OWWWW!

*kicks leg as if he was starting a motorcycle*

Jack Hammer wrote:

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Jack Hammer has another idea for a satellite thread, the Angry Jack Gun Club. He would like to know what do you guys think?

What would we do there that we don't do here?

Jack Hammer contemplates the truth behind that question.

*slaps JH a few times* Stop it! We're not in Mr. Fishy's domain anymore!

Thanks! I needed that.

*slaps JRHM back just for good measure*

NYUK NYUK NYUK

A wise guy, huh? *takes both fingers and pokes JH's eyes*

*blocks attempt at eye poking by placing his hand perpendicular to his face and sticks out his tongue*

*blocks attempt at eye poking by placing his hand perpendicular to his face and sticks out his tongue*

*Pulls JH's tongue and then slaps him in the face*

Hmmmmfff!

*holds fist out in front of him, shaking it slightly*

Jack Hammer wrote:

Jack Hammer has another idea for a satellite thread, the Angry Jack Gun Club. He would like to know what do you guys think?

I think I'd be a shot

You could use it recruit those country folk in the Untitled thread, eventually absorbing their thread. Just make sure you hunt hippehs regularly and maybe drink some moonshine along with your beer.

Frat Jack wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Jack Hammer has another idea for a satellite thread, the Angry Jack Gun Club. He would like to know what do you guys think?

I think I'd be a shot

You could use it recruit those country folk in the Untitled thread, eventually absorbing their thread. Just make sure you hunt hippehs regularly and maybe drink some moonshine along with your beer.

You have a point there. Hippehs are just another type of peasant as far as I'm concerned and we could steal their moonshine from them. Hmmmm...

Hippehs are clearly tier 7 and should never be used.

Hmmmmfff!

*holds fist out in front of him, shaking it slightly*

*smacks fist with other fist, windmilling it around and hitting JRHM on the top of his head*

Frat Jack wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Jack Hammer has another idea for a satellite thread, the Angry Jack Gun Club. He would like to know what do you guys think?

I think I'd be a shot

You could use it recruit those country folk in the Untitled thread, eventually absorbing their thread. Just make sure you hunt hippehs regularly and maybe drink some moonshine along with your beer.

Ayup!

Jack Hammer wrote:

Hmmmmfff!

*holds fist out in front of him, shaking it slightly*

*smacks fist with other fist, windmilling it around and hitting JRHM on the top of his head*

Ouch! *takes a pair of pliers and pulls JH by the nose*

Jack Hammer wrote:

Jack Hammer wrote:

Hmmmmfff!

*holds fist out in front of him, shaking it slightly*

*smacks fist with other fist, windmilling it around and hitting JRHM on the top of his head*

Ouch! *takes a pair of pliers and pulls JH by the nose*

*Clonks heads together*

Owwww!

*clunk*

Ouch!

Hmmmffff!

*looks around and spots a table full of pies, grabs one and throws it at CJ, who ducks, and the pie hits JRHM in the face*

Owwww!

*clunk*

Ouch!

Hmmmffff!

*looks around and spots a table full of pies, grabs one and throws it at CJ, who ducks, and the pie hits JRHM in the face*

*throws pie at JH who ducks and hits CJ in the face*

*laughs at both CJ and JRHM*

*Grabs a pie, slips, and falls into table of pies*

This is starting to look like an old TV series...

Is it safe to come in?

Is it safe to come in?

*splat*

Oops, sorry that lemon meringue was meant for Frat Jack.

Is it safe to come in?

Here go some poodle land mine to wipe the lemon aftertaste

*splat*

Anyone have a hanky?

Crimson Jester wrote:

Is it safe to come in?

Here go some poodle land mine to wipe the lemon aftertase

*splat*

(lol) That's just so wrong.

Crimson Jester wrote:

Is it safe to come in?

Here go some poodle land mine to wipe the lemon aftertase

*splat*

You know of course, this mean war.

Frat Jack wrote:

Crimson Jester wrote:

Is it safe to come in?

Here go some poodle land mine to wipe the lemon aftertase

*splat*

You know of course, this mean war.

That was a bit mean, I'll admit. Here, let me wipe that off

*grabs a poodle and wipes it off with it*

Sorry for the hairy aftertaste

A game of Poodle Toss anyone?

Begins lining up poodles and a row of buckets to toss them in.

Hey Jacks! Fish fry tonight at the pond! BYOB!

Hey Jacks! Fish fry tonight at the pond! BYOB!

Where's my flamethrower?

DJ Jack wrote:

Hey Jacks! Fish fry tonight at the pond! BYOB!

Where's my flamethrower?

Someone Called?

We are going to get thrown into the archives...

We are going to get thrown into the archives...

So sad...

I say 'Nay!' We shall rise up above the yoke of oppression and rule once more!

What say you, brothers?! Shall we suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous forums, or rise up against a sea of tribbles?

Aye!

Aye!

Aye what? You didn't specify!

Confuse-Us say, 'Look not into what your avatars can do for you, but what you can do for your avatars.'

I think you guys are just too busy posting on the multiple club houses you have around the boards... :) Not that tha's bad but just throw in a post or two every other day to keep this "cult" the strongest of 'em all!

*Bust opne a keg of Dark and Stormy and passes frosty mugs around*

Confuse-Us say, 'Look not into what your avatars can do for you, but what you can do for your avatars.'

What's an avatar?

Where's the beer?

Where's the chaos?

Where's the chaos?

Right here, baby!

Frat Jack wrote:

We are going to get thrown into the archives...

So sad...

I say 'Nay!' We shall rise up above the yoke of oppression and rule once more!

What say you, brothers?! Shall we suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous forums, or rise up against a sea of tribbles?

Why tribbles? I thought they hadn't been as much trouble lately....not that I'm complaining.

What say you, brothers?! Shall we suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous forums, or rise up against a sea of tribbles?

Aye! I mean...uh... hiccup!

Stacks up piles of empty beer kegs, and calls the beer distributor for a pick up. Orders fresh stock.

I'm putting a bounty on Urizen if anyone wants to collect some beer and money.