*pops up from behind the catapult holding the beer*

Look what I saved, boss!

That's the spirit!

*Drinks beer*

I'm liking this fellow more and more :D

*pops up from behind the catapult holding the beer*

Look what I saved, boss!

Jackalope, you saved the day! I think we should drink it all to celebrate!

The SAM strikes the fridge mid-air, incinerating the nuclear cheese and igniting the afternoon sky.

Ooooh, purty......

Glad we didn't eat that cheese, but it also explains Frat Jack's ability to clear a room..

The SAM strikes the fridge mid-air, incinerating the nuclear cheese and igniting the afternoon sky.

Ooooh, purty......

Glad we didn't eat that cheese, but it also explains Frat Jack's ability to clear a room..

Well, that and the bad hygiene.

hey when did you took out the beer?

Jackalope wrote:

*pops up from behind the catapult holding the beer*

Look what I saved, boss!

Jackalope, you saved the day! I think we should drink it all to celebrate!

I agree *pop, guzzle*

hey when did you took out the beer?

When I jumped out. Hey, are you a ghost now? You're all glowy :D

yea, but incorporeal does have its advantages

yea, but incorporeal does have its advantages

It's one of the Glitter Fairies from Twilight. Get him!

*throws empty beer cans at faux vampire*

ulgulanoth wrote:

yea, but incorporeal does have its advantages

It's one of the Glitter Fairies from Twilight. Get him!

*throws empty beer cans at faux vampire*

Didn't I tell you not to watch Twilight, which is a written by-law of the Jacks?

*throws empty beers cans at Jackhammer*

Jack Hammer wrote:

ulgulanoth wrote:

yea, but incorporeal does have its advantages

It's one of the Glitter Fairies from Twilight. Get him!

*throws empty beer cans at faux vampire*

Didn't I tell you not to watch Twilight, which is a written by-law of the Jacks?

*throws empty beers cans at Jackhammer*

I didn't! Honest!

Even my teenage daughter hates what they did to the books when they made the movies.

i'm no vampire! i'm a wraith!

i'm no vampire! i'm a wraith!

Glitter wraith!

*lobs empty beer cans at shiny wraith*

"Here sweetie." *Hands JH a beer can full of holy water.* "Throw that at him. It'll hurt more."

Where'd that priest go? We need a turn undead!

"Here sweetie." *Hands JH a beer can full of holy water.* "Throw that at him. It'll hurt more."

*Takes a sip, because beer is the Jack Cult Holy Water and it is in the traditional Chalice of Beer Goodness*

PFFFFFTTT! This is really holy water!

*throws it at the Glitter Wraith*

lynora-Jill wrote:

"Here sweetie." *Hands JH a beer can full of holy water.* "Throw that at him. It'll hurt more."

*Takes a sip, because beer is the Jack Cult Holy Water and it is in the traditional Chalice of Beer Goodness*

PFFFFFTTT! This is really holy water!

*throws it at the Glitter Wraith*

"Well, I wouldn't have told you to throw it if it were beer, silly." ^.^

lynora-Jill wrote:

"Here sweetie." *Hands JH a beer can full of holy water.* "Throw that at him. It'll hurt more."

*Takes a sip, because beer is the Jack Cult Holy Water and it is in the traditional Chalice of Beer Goodness*

PFFFFFTTT! This is really holy water!

*throws it at the Glitter Wraith*

Here, drink this unholy beer to wash that holy water aftertaste down

*hands over budweiser*

Jack Hammer wrote:

lynora-Jill wrote:

"Here sweetie." *Hands JH a beer can full of holy water.* "Throw that at him. It'll hurt more."

*Takes a sip, because beer is the Jack Cult Holy Water and it is in the traditional Chalice of Beer Goodness*

PFFFFFTTT! This is really holy water!

*throws it at the Glitter Wraith*

Here, drink this unholy beer to wash that holy water aftertaste down

*hands over budweiser*

Thanks!

yea, but incorporeal does have its advantages

Well yes, peeking into the girl's showers comes to mind.

I'll be running bar.

Hands each club member the Glacier

ulgulanoth wrote:

yea, but incorporeal does have its advantages

Well yes, peeking into the girl's showers comes to mind.

I'll be running bar.

Hands each club member the Glacier

*downs the drink in one smooth motion and slams glass down on the bar*

Whooo! That thing has quite a kick.

*giggle*

Give me another one.

*tries to stand up and falls over*

*giggle*

I meant to do that. ;)

*dodges holy water* you've already killed me once!

*dodges holy water* you've already killed me once!

Where is that holy symbol of Mona we keep around?

*crickets*

As long as they are good I don't care who the band is.

ha, i believed i have out lived the anger of the angry jack cult!... unless someone wishes to prove me wrong...

ha, i believed i have out lived the anger of the angry jack cult!

That will never happen.

I meant to do that. ;)

Oooh, that's classy!

Cheers!

ha, i believed i have out lived the anger of the angry jack cult!... unless someone wishes to prove me wrong...

PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNT! How's that anger working out for you?

ha, i believed i have out lived the anger of the angry jack cult!... unless someone wishes to prove me wrong...

Death Touch Sucks to be you.

Should we try out the new Jack's Sonic Disruptor on the incorporeal intruder? I have a canister of Barry Manilow loaded and ready to go. If that doesn't have enough force there's some Lady Man Gaga too.

We can't use the Paris Hilton, 'cause we still haven't replaced all the glass.

Should we try out the new Jack's Sonic Disruptor on the incorporeal intruder? I have a canister of Barry Manilow loaded and ready to go.

Sounds fun. Go for it!

ulgulanoth wrote:

ha, i believed i have out lived the anger of the angry jack cult!... unless someone wishes to prove me wrong...

Death Touch Sucks to be you.

i thought we had already establish i was a wraith....

Putting on the protective ear wear, JH aims the JSD-2010 at the wraith and fires. The wraith is blasted with Copacabana.

He readies a canister of You've Lost That Loving Feeling

The Assassin wrote:

ulgulanoth wrote:

ha, i believed i have out lived the anger of the angry jack cult!... unless someone wishes to prove me wrong...

Death Touch Sucks to be you.

i thought we had already establish i was a wraith....

My death touch kills wraiths. I'm just that awesome.

*dead wraith lands in Copacabana*

*dead wraith lands in Copacabana*

Clean up on Aisle 3!

Where's that robot? Or Reginald? I'm not cleaning that up. It still might have cabana on it!

ulgulanoth wrote:

The Assassin wrote:

ulgulanoth wrote:

ha, i believed i have out lived the anger of the angry jack cult!... unless someone wishes to prove me wrong...

Death Touch Sucks to be you.

i thought we had already establish i was a wraith....

My death touch kills wraiths. I'm just that awesome.

Yes, yes she is. :P

Walks into the thread and leaves and plate from of nachos and warm nacho cheese on the tables for the jacks. He approaches Sunny D. and both start a whispered conversation. Sunny G snickers then laughs. The Slaad then turns, salutes the Jacks and leaves the thread

Drinks anyone?

Slaad nacho cheese and booze? It's good to be the kings of OTD.

.....the kings of OTD.

What the? Hey! There are no poodles in here!

Anyone seen Panama Jack?

Anyone seen Panama Jack?

He's on Safari. Don't worry, he'll be back before you know it.

Frat Jack wrote:

Anyone seen Panama Jack?

He's on Safari. Don't worry, he'll be back before you know it.

Last I saw, the film crew was following him and Panama Jill up the hill. I think they were fetching a pail of Dark & Stormys.

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Frat Jack wrote:

Anyone seen Panama Jack?

He's on Safari. Don't worry, he'll be back before you know it.

Last I saw, the film crew was following him and Panama Jill up the hill. I think they were fetching a pail of Dark & Stormys.

I didn't know there was a Panama Jill. I'd love to meet her. Maybe she can make sense of some of Panama Jack's stories. They're wonderfully exciting, but a little prone to confusing digressions.

I've been on Safari. I tell you eating natives is fun.

*dead wraith lands in Copacabana*

Where's that lazy-ass Ghostbuster Jack when you need him?

ulgulanoth wrote:

*dead wraith lands in Copacabana*

Where's that lazy-ass Ghostbuster Jack when you need him?

He's still tied up in court with Huey Lewis over the theme song.

Jack Hammer has another idea for a satellite thread, the Angry Jack Gun Club. He would like to know what do you guys think?