Heathennsson wrote:

Get back in your hole.

Boy, I say boy! I'm just trying to get my fair share of the pork barrel projects, that's all. Share and share alike, that's what I always say.

I warned you. Guts Rep. McPorker and begans smoking him for bacon.

Rep. Greasy McPorker wrote:

Heathennsson wrote:

Get back in your hole.

Boy, I say boy! I'm just trying to get my fair share of the pork barrel projects, that's all. Share and share alike, that's what I always say.

I warned you. Guts Rep. McPorker and begans smoking him for bacon.

Say now...I don't feel so good...

Roy-Jack the Angry Tiger wrote:

Wanders into the thread

I'm looking for politicians to eat, and Christians too. It'll be like the good old days of Rome.

Ain't you supposed to be a lion?

Don't insult my fur. And aren't you supposed to be a Jack? As in Jack Sixpack? We have a policy about letting non-jacks in the clubhouse.

Heathennsson wrote:

Rep. Greasy McPorker wrote:

Heathennsson wrote:

Get back in your hole.

Boy, I say boy! I'm just trying to get my fair share of the pork barrel projects, that's all. Share and share alike, that's what I always say.

I warned you. Guts Rep. McPorker and begans smoking him for bacon.

Say now...I don't feel so good...

It must be swine flu.

Rep. Greasy McPorker wrote:

Heathennsson wrote:

Get back in your hole.

Boy, I say boy! I'm just trying to get my fair share of the pork barrel projects, that's all. Share and share alike, that's what I always say.

I warned you. Guts Rep. McPorker and begans smoking him for bacon.

Turns to Heathennson

Can I have some too?

Heathennsson wrote:

Rep. Greasy McPorker wrote:

Heathennsson wrote:

Get back in your hole.

Boy, I say boy! I'm just trying to get my fair share of the pork barrel projects, that's all. Share and share alike, that's what I always say.

I warned you. Guts Rep. McPorker and begans smoking him for bacon.

Turns to Heathennson

Can I have some too?

Of course, help yourself.

Hey, Back from Las Vegas and New Year's Day 2010. Wow! That town rocks on the Strip. Anyway, I have recipes for some new hard liquor combinations. Anyone interested?

Teach me big boy.

Are we being invaded by hippies?

Dang Hippahs!

Ayup! *buuuuuuuuuuuuuurp*

urgh...something came over me... I'm guessing last night's froglegs special...

Teach me big boy.

This one is for Callous Jack.

Pour one shot of Vodka first, any brand, if you like flavored vodka, Raspberry or Vanilla, that will do. Pour that first followed by a shot of Southern Comfort on top of the vodka. Do not shake, stir, or let the liquor settle. Slam it down immediately.

It's called "The Middle Finger."

Frat Jack and the other Jacks will like this one.

Okay, second beverage, take 1 pint of Jagermeister, 1 pint of Rumplemintz, 1 pint of Golschlager, bend in ice and serve chilled. The ladies will love and go down like the Titanic. This is called "The Glacier."

This one makes me green.

Okay mix one part Hpnotiq and one part Hennessey, pour together and watch them turn green.

This one is called "The Incredible Hulk."

*bolts through culthouse and leaps behind the bar*

Get it!

Up and at 'em boys!

*pops up behind bar with a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Jack Daniels*

What's all the hubbub, bub?

*pops up behind bar with a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Jack Daniels*

What's all the hubbub, bub?

Hey, get away from the liquor! *gets out shotgun*

Jackalope wrote:

*pops up behind bar with a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Jack Daniels*

What's all the hubbub, bub?

Hey, get away from the liquor! *gets out shotgun*

Whoa! *ducks* I thought we was on the same side here.

Ain't you guys the ones that threw the awesome party?

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Jackalope wrote:

*pops up behind bar with a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Jack Daniels*

What's all the hubbub, bub?

Hey, get away from the liquor! *gets out shotgun*

Whoa! *ducks* I thought we was on the same side here.

Ain't you guys the ones that threw the awesome party?

My apologies, I didn't realize you were a Jack. *puts away gun*

Jackalope wrote:

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Jackalope wrote:

*pops up behind bar with a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Jack Daniels*

What's all the hubbub, bub?

Hey, get away from the liquor! *gets out shotgun*

Whoa! *ducks* I thought we was on the same side here.

Ain't you guys the ones that threw the awesome party?

My apologies, I didn't realize you were a Jack. *puts away gun*

No worries. Have a drink. *pours and slides down the bar to JRHM*

Frat Jack and the other Jacks will like this one.

Okay, second beverage, take 1 pint of Jagermeister, 1 pint of Rumplemintz, 1 pint of Golschlager, bend in ice and serve chilled. The ladies will love and go down like the Titanic. This is called "The Glacier."

If it taste half as good as the booze in it is hard to pronounce...I'll love it!

*hic*... did I spelled pronounce right?

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Jackalope wrote:

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Jackalope wrote:

*pops up behind bar with a bottle of vodka and a bottle of Jack Daniels*

What's all the hubbub, bub?

Hey, get away from the liquor! *gets out shotgun*

Whoa! *ducks* I thought we was on the same side here.

Ain't you guys the ones that threw the awesome party?

My apologies, I didn't realize you were a Jack. *puts away gun*

No worries. Have a drink. *pours and slides down the bar to JRHM*

Thanks! *downs the booze*

fails to sneak in an steal a beer

"can't be worse than the lady's tea party...."

Hey, who's the shady fellow rooting through the fridge?

Hey, who's the shady fellow rooting through the fridge?

Son of a.... *gets gun and starts shooting at the stranger*

Where's that darn ape!

pulls chainsaw out from under the couch and starts it up

*loads self into ballista*

Fire in the hole!!

Where's that darn ape!

pulls chainsaw out from under the couch and starts it up

He went with Panama on safari I think. *looks around to see if he can find the mysterious intruder*

*cardboard jack mask on* "he went that way!"

*loads self into ballista*

Fire in the hole!!

That's the spirit!

*fires ballista*

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

*slams into ulgulanoth, knocking him and Jackalope into the fridge. Fridge closes itself.*

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

*slams into ulgulanoth, knocking him and Jackalope into the fridge. Fridge closes itself.*

Err...isn't that where we keep the cheese?

*cardboard jack mask on* "he went that way!"

Thanks! *Walks a few yards and realizes something's wrong* *turns around and fires at the stranger and misses* *leaves hole in the wall* Damn, this guy is harder to get than than the time I took out Santa Claus.

at least i have beer and company

ulgulanoth wrote:

*cardboard jack mask on* "he went that way!"

Thanks! *Walks a few yards and realizes something's wrong* *turns around and fires at the stranger and misses* *leaves hole in the wall* Damn, this guy is harder to get than than the time I took out Santa Claus.

*looks over at red blinking light on the wall*

But at least you got the lead reindeer. :)

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

*slams into ulgulanoth, knocking him and Jackalope into the fridge. Fridge closes itself.*

*loads fridge on to catapult*

Fire away!

Jackalope wrote:

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

*slams into ulgulanoth, knocking him and Jackalope into the fridge. Fridge closes itself.*

*loads fridge on to catapult*

Fire away!

*pulls out SAM launcher control box*

Ready to intercept!

Jackalope wrote:

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

*slams into ulgulanoth, knocking him and Jackalope into the fridge. Fridge closes itself.*

*loads fridge on to catapult*

Fire away!

*jumps out with the beer and slams door behind, jumps onto catapult lever*

Banzai!!

*catapult fires fridge*

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

ulgulanoth wrote:

*cardboard jack mask on* "he went that way!"

Thanks! *Walks a few yards and realizes something's wrong* *turns around and fires at the stranger and misses* *leaves hole in the wall* Damn, this guy is harder to get than than the time I took out Santa Claus.

*looks over at red blinking light on the wall*

But at least you got the lead reindeer. :)

Yep, good ol' Rudolph's head is mounted in the den!

hey its a free fridge with food... and ALL you bear! MUAHAHAHA... wait is a rocket heading my way?

Callous Jack wrote:

Jackalope wrote:

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

*slams into ulgulanoth, knocking him and Jackalope into the fridge. Fridge closes itself.*

*loads fridge on to catapult*

Fire away!

*jumps out with the beer and slams door behind, jumps onto catapult lever*

Banzai!!

*catapult fires fridge*

We have radar lock. Apparently that cheese is a bit radioactive.

FIRE!

Hey, where's the fridge, I whunt a beer!... and some cheese!

Hey, where's the fridge, I whunt a beer!... and some cheese!

The good beer's on tap. And that cheese is older than Phyllis Diller. A little too aged.

I know we got that intruder but we sacrificed a lot of beer that was in that fridge! *eyes begin to tear*

Frat Jack wrote:

Hey, where's the fridge, I whunt a beer!... and some cheese!

The good beer's on tap. And that cheese is older than Phyllis Diller. A little too aged.

Yeah, I guess you're right.

*pops up from behind the catapult holding the beer*

Look what I saved, boss!