Where have all the good peasants gone? These barely have any meat on 'em.

Back in the day we'd just pull into port and round up fresh batches of 'em. Very handy for chumming the water when you're trolling for shark.

Where have all the good peasants gone? These barely have any meat on 'em.

It's probably because we don't feed them.

Lets feed them to the poodles!

Lets feed them to the poodles!

Let's feed the poodles to them!

Frat Jack wrote:

Lets feed them to the poodles!

Let's feed the poodles to them!

YIPE!

Frat Jack wrote:

Lets feed them to the poodles!

Let's feed the poodles to them!

I like the 1st suggestion better!

GRRRRR!

Peasants taste good with honey mustard!

Yap yap

You're all a bunch of fascists, I'll have you know!

You're all a bunch of fascists, I'll have you know!

Get him, poodles!

Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote:

You're all a bunch of fascists, I'll have you know!

Get him, poodles!

Breakfast!

GRRRRRRR!

Chases peasant appetizer

I found mustard sauce! Or what I think is mustard sauce.

I'm not sniffing it.

Chases peasant, nipping at his heels

Sitting in the main room of the Clubhouse

Oh, I must have switched to Animal Kingdom. Jolly good. Those hyenas sure know how to bring down their prey. Strange breed though, all white and fuzzy.

I found mustard sauce! Or what I think is mustard sauce.

I'm not sniffing it.

Chases peasant, nipping at his heels

*Leaps on peasant's leg and starts humping it*

You're all a bunch of fascists, I'll have you know!

*licks Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant*

Licking and humping action.... if those were not poodles...

Licking and humping action.... if those were not poodles...

...then you'd be at the D&S Thread!

but what else would you expect from a thread inspired by Girls Gone Wild? :)

Frat Jack wrote:

Licking and humping action.... if those were not poodles...

...then you'd be at the D&S Thread!

but what else would you expect from a thread inspired by Girls Gone Wild? :)

Hummm...Girls Gone Wild?

Jack Hammer wrote:

Frat Jack wrote:

Licking and humping action.... if those were not poodles...

...then you'd be at the D&S Thread!

but what else would you expect from a thread inspired by Girls Gone Wild? :)

Hummm...Girls Gone Wild?

Exactly.

When did the new shipment of peasants arrive?

ACK! Get these fuzzy rats off me!

Runs around clubhouse knocking over beers and small tables

ACK! Get these fuzzy rats off me!

Runs around clubhouse knocking over beers and small tables

See? That's why we don't like peasants.

Grabs peasant by the collar, drags him outside to the Jackapult, and launches him towards the Celestial thread.

I love the smell of fear in the morning.
JH smiles

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAsssssscccccciist!!!

FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAsssssscccccciist!!!

*PUUUUUNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTttttttttttttssssssssssssssssss*

Hey, somebody is talking about a Pot Golem on a peanutbutter thread... we really need to get one of those!!!...or two

Runs back and hides in the bushes

I need a nap ...

mmmm.... my fellow bros and sis must be at a party or somethig... this place is very quiet...that gives me an idea

*strips naked and starts running in circles*

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...

Runs back and hides in the bushes

I need a nap ...

Sneaks up on the napping peasant and...PUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

mmmm.... my fellow bros and sis must be at a party or somethig... this place is very quiet...that gives me an idea

*strips naked and starts running in circles*

Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah...

*walks in* Ahhhhhh! I'm blind! I'm blind!

Drains a beer keg and smshes it against his forehead. I love being a Jack!

Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote:

Runs back and hides in the bushes

I need a nap ...

Sneaks up on the napping peasant and...PUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good one Cultist! That might have beaten my record!

Cultist of Jack wrote:

Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote:

Runs back and hides in the bushes

I need a nap ...

Sneaks up on the napping peasant and...PUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good one Cultist! That might have beaten my record!

I've been practicing with poodles. Besides, they get better distance when they are asleep.

Drains a beer keg and smshes it against his forehead. I love being a Jack!

Hey, nice trick, lemme go get more kegs!

Oh, forgot I was still naked, no wonder it felt kinda windy

Need beer. Meed more beer.

Need beer. Meed more beer.

I'm back! And with whole wheat dinner rolls.

Need beer. Meed more beer.

:::Drags a whole sled load of full beer kegs:::

"Man, I need a whiskey and cream right now."

Gets out of his sled harness.

"Where's Jill?"

Cultist of Jack wrote:

Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote:

Runs back and hides in the bushes

I need a nap ...

Sneaks up on the napping peasant and...PUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good one Cultist! That might have beaten my record!

I have golf clubs, cricket bats, baseball bats, war hammers, and mallets for that sort of violence. If you ever need to use one on a peasant, just call, I would be honored.

Jack Hammer wrote:

Need beer. Meed more beer.

:::Drags a whole sled load of full beer kegs:::

"Man, I need a whiskey and cream right now."

Gets out of his sled harness.

"Where's Jill?"

The Jills are hiding down at the party zone.

We have some Baileys. It's kinda like cream.

The Jills are hiding down at the party zone.

We have some Baileys. It's kinda like cream.

"No thanks, I go for the real thing."

Walks behind the bar, hit a button, and out from the wall slide a bowl of whiskey and cream.

"I'm glad I had this machine installed while you guys were farting or unconscious."

Runs back panting. Gives the finger to the Jacks

Runs back panting. Gives the finger to the Jacks

He's never spent much time around a tiger before. You don't run; you look like prey.

{watches Roy-Jack creep up on unsuspecting Peasant} Uh-oh. Oh well, peasants breed like poodles.

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Cultist of Jack wrote:

Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote:

Runs back and hides in the bushes

I need a nap ...

Sneaks up on the napping peasant and...PUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good one Cultist! That might have beaten my record!

I have golf clubs, cricket bats, baseball bats, war hammers, and mallets for that sort of violence. If you ever need to use one on a peasant, just call, I would be honored.

The cricket bats make a lovely sound when you break one on someone else's skull. Luv'em!

Demolition Jack wrote:

Jack's Right Hand Man wrote:

Cultist of Jack wrote:

Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote:

Runs back and hides in the bushes

I need a nap ...

Sneaks up on the napping peasant and...PUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Good one Cultist! That might have beaten my record!

I have golf clubs, cricket bats, baseball bats, war hammers, and mallets for that sort of violence. If you ever need to use one on a peasant, just call, I would be honored.

The cricket bats make a lovely sound when you break one on someone else's skull. Luv'em!

The problem with Peasant cricket is that I can never remember how it's scored.

Oh well.

*picks up cricket bat*

grabs peasant, ties a broken rubber band around him then attaches string to cricket bat.

Hey! I invented Peasant Paddle Ball!

tries to see how many consecutive smacks he can get in a row

One...

Two...

Three...

Four...

Five...

Six...

*snap*

Crap! Broke the string.

reties dazed peasant before he recovers from stun, using Acme super strong rubberized twine

Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!

Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!

*charges at peasant*

Meep!

*unleashes multiple breath weapons on peasant*

Meep, meep, he says cheerfully

*urp*

Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant wrote:

Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!

*charges at peasant*

Meep!

*unleashes multiple breath weapons on peasant*

Meep, meep, he says cheerfully

Good boy, Spike!

We should make this guy an honorary Jack. He's got a 'handle' on peasants.

Orderly

We should make this guy an honorary Jack. He's got a 'handle' on peasants.

Orderly

I do commend the barbwire on the club, however he does need spikes on it the way a true Jack would have.