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Well then it's a good thing I really sold him Celestial Healer's soul isn't it?He traded it to me for a few loose cigarettes.I like to eat David Fryer's soul.To bad I already sold it to Asmodeus for the world's best fried chicken recipe.
Hard to tell about those sales made in the men's shower in prison...
Joke's on you. Celestial Healer doesn't have a soul.Well then it's a good thing I really sold him Celestial Healer's soul isn't it?He traded it to me for a few loose cigarettes.I like to eat David Fryer's soul.To bad I already sold it to Asmodeus for the world's best fried chicken recipe.
Don't you mean joke's on Asmodeus?
Don't you man joke's on Asmodeus?Joke's on you. Celestial Healer doesn't have a soul.Well then it's a good thing I really sold him Celestial Healer's soul isn't it?He traded it to me for a few loose cigarettes.I like to eat David Fryer's soul.To bad I already sold it to Asmodeus for the world's best fried chicken recipe.
Actually, joke's on me. I'm out three cigarettes.
M!~~%#&$$+%@.
Aha! I knew you and Sebastian were the same person! That's exactly what he would say.And I love it when you dress up in woman's clothing andang out in biker bars. Watching you scream warsmy otherwise cold, dead heart.And bring your little dog Toto too, Dorthy.I love it when you play hard-to-get.
Mwahahaha!
You can clear a room by raising your hand.I don't know. A few beans and I can clear a room pretty fast.Good luck with that bean sprout.From the number of horns and cloven hoofs in here, I'd say this thread could use some heavy-duty exorcism. ;)
** Comes in with bell, book, and candle**
"Hi, my name's Jack. This is my 1st time at Deodorant Anonymous."
That's a terrible thing to call Moorluck.No you fool, aim at the goat headed drag queen!*Begins flinging Mt Dew around the room while clutching The Old Red Box to her breast*
The power of Gygax compels you.... The power of Gygax compels you!!
He's been called worse. By people much closer to him. *sniff*
He's been called worse. By people much closer to him. *sniff*That's a terrible thing to call Moorluck.No you fool, aim at the goat headed drag queen!*Begins flinging Mt Dew around the room while clutching The Old Red Box to her breast*
The power of Gygax compels you.... The power of Gygax compels you!!
You should hear what she calls him when they are alone. It's enought to depress Suzie Sunshine.
You should hear what she calls him when they are alone. It's enought to depress Suzie Sunshine.He's been called worse. By people much closer to him. *sniff*That's a terrible thing to call Moorluck.No you fool, aim at the goat headed drag queen!*Begins flinging Mt Dew around the room while clutching The Old Red Box to her breast*
The power of Gygax compels you.... The power of Gygax compels you!!
He's right you know.
You should hear what she calls him when they are alone. It's enought to depress Suzie Sunshine.He's been called worse. By people much closer to him. *sniff*That's a terrible thing to call Moorluck.No you fool, aim at the goat headed drag queen!*Begins flinging Mt Dew around the room while clutching The Old Red Box to her breast*
The power of Gygax compels you.... The power of Gygax compels you!!
I thought I saw someone at the window last night.
You should hear what she calls him when they are alone. It's enought to depress Suzie Sunshine.He's been called worse. By people much closer to him. *sniff*That's a terrible thing to call Moorluck.No you fool, aim at the goat headed drag queen!*Begins flinging Mt Dew around the room while clutching The Old Red Box to her breast*
The power of Gygax compels you.... The power of Gygax compels you!!
Moms can be rough. Oh, you mean the other her.
He's been called worse. By people much closer to him. *sniff*That's a terrible thing to call Moorluck.No you fool, aim at the goat headed drag queen!*Begins flinging Mt Dew around the room while clutching The Old Red Box to her breast*
The power of Gygax compels you.... The power of Gygax compels you!!
You been talking to my mother again?
Moms can be rough. Oh, you mean the other her.You should hear what she calls him when they are alone. It's enought to depress Suzie Sunshine.He's been called worse. By people much closer to him. *sniff*That's a terrible thing to call Moorluck.No you fool, aim at the goat headed drag queen!*Begins flinging Mt Dew around the room while clutching The Old Red Box to her breast*
The power of Gygax compels you.... The power of Gygax compels you!!
The other her. The one who trys to deny I exist.
You been talking to my mother again?He's been called worse. By people much closer to him. *sniff*That's a terrible thing to call Moorluck.No you fool, aim at the goat headed drag queen!*Begins flinging Mt Dew around the room while clutching The Old Red Box to her breast*
The power of Gygax compels you.... The power of Gygax compels you!!
Those billboards on I-75 are hard to miss.
The other her. The one who trys to deny I exist.Moms can be rough. Oh, you mean the other her.You should hear what she calls him when they are alone. It's enought to depress Suzie Sunshine.He's been called worse. By people much closer to him. *sniff*That's a terrible thing to call Moorluck.No you fool, aim at the goat headed drag queen!*Begins flinging Mt Dew around the room while clutching The Old Red Box to her breast*
The power of Gygax compels you.... The power of Gygax compels you!!
She's denying her masculine side?
Heck, turnabout for the 'guys denying their feminine side' is fair, eh?
You been talking to my mother again?He's been called worse. By people much closer to him. *sniff*That's a terrible thing to call Moorluck.No you fool, aim at the goat headed drag queen!*Begins flinging Mt Dew around the room while clutching The Old Red Box to her breast*
The power of Gygax compels you.... The power of Gygax compels you!!
If you need to have a good cry, I'm here to let you have my shoulder
The other her. The one who trys to deny I exist.Moms can be rough. Oh, you mean the other her.You should hear what she calls him when they are alone. It's enought to depress Suzie Sunshine.He's been called worse. By people much closer to him. *sniff*That's a terrible thing to call Moorluck.No you fool, aim at the goat headed drag queen!*Begins flinging Mt Dew around the room while clutching The Old Red Box to her breast*
The power of Gygax compels you.... The power of Gygax compels you!!
She's denying her masculine side?
Heck, turnabout for the 'guys denying their feminine side' is fair, eh?
sniff The sad part is, she is the masculine side? breaks out crying.