You think that a thread called 'untitled' must be a minor thread.

You do not remember the first untitled thread.

You have never made fun of Courtfool.

You have never made fun of Sebastion.

You search for a smurf avatar for your account.

You do not laugh at KC when he turns into a smurf.

You do not laugh at KC.

You are amazed that people could find the time to make about 20 posts in a few minutes, on the same thread.

You are amazed at Heathy's post count.

You try to get a pony avatar like Sebastion.

You have never heard of Bella Sara.

You are amazed that people could find the time to make about 20 posts in a few minutes, on the same thread.

You are still amazed.

You don't remember a time before Kobold Cleaver.

Can I be a n00b? I haven't done a couple of those things...

No wait, not can I be, I mean am I... yeah like I wanna be a n00b again!

You were not around when Heathansson had less than 10,000 posts.

You have never heard of Bella Sara.

You don't see a sale on Bella Sara products in the Store Blog and immediately think: "Gee, I'll bet Sebastian will be happy!"

You don't remember a time before Kobold Cleaver.

With luck, nobody does.

You were not around when Heathansson had less than 10,000 posts.

I was close, though!

You don't remember a time before the Pathfinder APs.

CourtFool wrote:

Sebastian wrote:

You suck!

Thanks. I swallow too.

...

I really didn't need that response. Or the vision of a poodle performing oral sex.

I hate you.

Gee thanks...now that is a sight that i will never be able to burn from my brain!

And I think I qualify for many of these...except being the spouse of a messageboarder I do know more than your average noob

You don't remember a time before the Pathfinder APs.

People like that exist?

You don't remember when a hot thread only had 2-3 posts per hour and a thread that went for 2 pages was considered a very long thread.

You think that a thread with 50 pages is a big deal.

Sebastian wrote:

CourtFool wrote:

Sebastian wrote:

You suck!

Thanks. I swallow too.

...

I really didn't need that response. Or the vision of a poodle performing oral sex.

I hate you.

Gee thanks...now that is a sight that i will never be able to burn from my brain!

You want something that you can never burn from your brain...

You don't remember when a hot thread only had 2-3 posts per hour and a thread that went for 2 pages was considered a very long thread.

Gah, I didn't know you were a ninja too!

Sebastian wrote:

You don't remember when a hot thread only had 2-3 posts per hour and a thread that went for 2 pages was considered a very long thread.

Gah, I didn't know you were a ninja too!

A gninja even.

You don't remember a time when Sebastian's avvy was of a fat bald man.

He was a cranky bald dwarf!

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

Sebastian wrote:

You don't remember when a hot thread only had 2-3 posts per hour and a thread that went for 2 pages was considered a very long thread.

Gah, I didn't know you were a ninja too!

A gninja even.

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

You don't remember a time when Sebastian's avvy was of a fat bald man.

He was a cranky bald dwarf!

Was not.

You don't know what a Paizonian is, and have never heard the term 'Lord of the Boards'.

You think Poodles are cute.

You ever considered naming your child, pet, or invention any variation of 'Jack'. f course, it could also just mean you hate whatever you're naming.

You want something that you can never burn from your brain...
Ta Da!

I don't get the idea, what happened?

flash_cxxi wrote:

You want something that you can never burn from your brain...
Ta Da!

I don't get the idea, what happened?

Did you play the Sound Clip? Warning: It's not for those with a weak stomach...

You celebrate your 75 post!

Yayyyyy....75! :D

You celebrate your 75 post!

Yayyyyy....75! :D

Gratz!

You celebrate your 75 post!

Yayyyyy....75! :D

77, now. Take a look at Heathy's and compare.

flash_cxxi wrote:

You want something that you can never burn from your brain...
Ta Da!

I don't get the idea, what happened?

Alright, what body part was the baboon 'holding'? What was the cutest, most innocent thing mentioned near the baboon? Do the math.

Vomit Guy has never responded to one of your posts.

Blaaaarrrrph!

You don't remember when Vomit Guy was allowed outside the Off Topic Section.

You have never flown into a blood curdling rage after losing a post to the Messageboard Bug.

You've never participated in an Erik Mona Day, with your very own Mona avatar

You cannot tell an alias apart from a normal account.

You think you're in any way worthy of being addressed by me.

You think you're in any way worthy of being addressed by me.

You do not regularly mock sad excuses for ripoffs like Secretlyreplacedwith.

You do not know who Frank Trollman is/was and the significance of that "/"

You use the 'it's a forum' argument to justify poor grammar.

flash_cxxi wrote:

You want something that you can never burn from your brain...
Ta Da!

I don't get the idea, what happened?

Great monkey-spanking monkeys!!!

You do not know who Frank Trollman is/was and the significance of that "/"

Who?

You haven't been verbally castigated for spelling "rogue" as "rouge".

You have never admonished another poster for his or her horrid gramatical constructions and excessive 1337-Speak useage.