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Watch it longhorn. I own your whole damn state, remember? Sebastian sold it to me for $5.
I've designated your house as the site for future snow removal landfill. But look at it this way, when it melts you can bottle it and sell it for two bucks a shot.
Hugo Solis
(Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion, Modules Subscriber)
Watch it longhorn. I own your whole damn state, remember? Sebastian sold it to me for $5.
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I've designated your house as the site for future snow removal landfill. But look at it this way, when it melts you can bottle it and sell it for two bucks a shot.
Yeah, I'm probably going to sue you over that transaction. You told me that you would throw Daigle and Heathy out, paint the entire state a lovely shade of pink, and outlaw big ugly belt buckles. None of that has happened.
I heard it was two dollars, and I've checked and the transaction doesn't stand. It was an illegal trade, but if you're feeling frisky...come and take it.
I heard it was two dollars, and I've checked and the transaction doesn't stand. It was an illegal trade, but if you're feeling frisky...come and take it.
My reply to this is not appropriate for these boards. It involves Lou and GenCon.
Hugo Solis
(Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion, Modules Subscriber)
Hey, wait a minute. I live in Texas. Don't I have a say in this transaction? I don't want to be ruled by a frog.Hugo, do you want to buy Texas for twenty pesos?SOLD!
*signs the contract and gives craig 20 pesos*
Now, all texans will have Butterfrog as a third name! Mwahaha
Guards! Seize that man's belt buckle and throw him in a pond!
Guards! Seize that man's belt buckle and throw him in a pond!Hey, wait a minute. I live in Texas. Don't I have a say in this transaction? I don't want to be ruled by a frog.Hugo, do you want to buy Texas for twenty pesos?SOLD!
*signs the contract and gives craig 20 pesos*
Now, all texans will have Butterfrog as a third name! Mwahaha
*seized by guards and is being hauled off* You haven't heard the last of me! Do you hear me you @$&^*%**&%!. Long live the Republic of Texas! I'll get all of you &^%$#%&**!
Hugo Solis
(Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion, Modules Subscriber)
Hey, wait a minute. I live in Texas. Don't I have a say in this transaction? I don't want to be ruled by a frog.
You can always move to CA ;) I heard real state its on a insane discount right now
Guards! Seize that man's belt buckle and throw him in a pond!
*seized by guards and is being hauled off* You haven't heard the last of me! Do you hear me you @$&^*%**&%!. Long live the Republic of Texas! I'll get all of you &^%$#%&**!
When you sign the acceptance form of your third name you will be released! and BTW, Texas is still a Republic. A frog republic! :D
Hugo Solis
(Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion, Modules Subscriber)
If it helps any, Heathansson also wrote me an outline of an adventure he'd written called Invasion of the Purple Temple of the NasNas by the Ice Weasel Ninja Pirates.
He was pretty upset when I poopooed it.
It wouldn't be for me to add fuel to the fire by saying he obviously has issues.
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!
I'll tell them about that Snow White and the Seven Xorns thing.
If it helps any, Heathansson also wrote me an outline of an adventure he'd written called Invasion of the Purple Temple of the NasNas by the Ice Weasel Ninja Pirates.
He was pretty upset when I poopooed it.
It wouldn't be for me to add fuel to the fire by saying he obviously has issues.
Allright, well Spanky's Pain Cave is sure to be a hit then.
My friends, I think the real issue is how much the government has spent in previous years funding BOTH Dinosaur and Ice Weasel research. Heathansson and Sebastian bring nothing new to our political discussion. Their argument masks the truth that both animal research lines suck up gazillions of samoleans each year.
As the nominee of the Whig party in 2008, I pledge to have both lines of governmental silliness discontinued. Say no to silly animal research funding grants!
What I want to know is, how come if I want lower taxes, I have to ban ice weasels? I don't care if Sebastian marries his pony; I just don't want to have to pay for Heathy's conquest of China so that he has access to their fossil pits.
Yeah, what about Martian agression? Don't you care that Heathy is stronger on nation defense and more likely to stand up to the Martians than Sebastian is? His own vice-president sdaid the aliens would try and test us if Sebastian is elected.
My fellow Paiozians, it is come to my attention that Heathanson is really a plant from WOTC and will drive our country into destruction if he wins. He also secretly plays Hero System and consorts with poodles. Can you really trust your children's future to him? Vote Pathfinder values, vote Sebastian.
What I want to know is, how come if I want lower taxes, I have to ban ice weasels? I don't care if Sebastian marries his pony; I just don't want to have to pay for Heathy's conquest of China so that he has access to their fossil pits.Yeah, what about Martian agression? Don't you care that Heathy is stronger on nation defense and more likely to stand up to the Martians than Sebastian is? His own vice-president sdaid the aliens would try and test us if Sebastian is elected.
Yo. I saw this martian and I said, "yo. what's up, b~#@+!"
And he said, "uh...nothing sir...."So I said "that's right. Go fix me a samwich."
That's the kind of confidence you want in your POTUP.
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He's the biggest celebrity of these boards.
But...is he ready to lead?
With magical plagues brewing, Sebastian says, "No," to Vancian magic?!
And says he'd impose a Forum posting tax...
Forum taxes...more spellplagues...
That's the real Sebastian.
I'm the One True Heathansson, and I approve this message - but I don't approve of that guy - he's a poophead.
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