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Seagulls, attack!!
Where's the Alka-Seltzer when you really need it?
One thing I've noticed about these boards: they seem to get overrun with all sorts of vermin: poodles, dire lemmings, flying monkeys, kobolds, would-be borg, frogs, the list keeps going on. Is there some rotation scheme I haven't seen? Is this the Year of the Seagull or something? I'm curious.
Where's the Alka-Seltzer when you really need it?
One thing I've noticed about these boards: they seem to get overrun with all sorts of vermin: poodles, dire lemmings, flying monkeys, kobolds, would-be borg, frogs, the list keeps going on. Is there some rotation scheme I haven't seen? Is this the Year of the Seagull or something? I'm curious.
I think this is just what happens when you add magic and too much coffee to a developing ecosystem. ; )
Seagulls, attack!!
You'll pay for this you filthy vermin. You'll pay dearly.
One thing I've noticed about these boards: they seem to get overrun with all sorts of vermin: poodles, dire lemmings, flying monkeys, kobolds, would-be borg, frogs, the list keeps going on. Is there some rotation scheme I haven't seen? Is this the Year of the Seagull or something? I'm curious.
Well, I'll post my theory again: [shakes fist at the board bug]
Whenever there is a new set of avatars added, a few are verminous. Thus a new outbreak cycle begins.
Where's the Alka-Seltzer when you really need it?
One thing I've noticed about these boards: they seem to get overrun with all sorts of vermin: poodles, dire lemmings, flying monkeys, kobolds, would-be borg, frogs, the list keeps going on. Is there some rotation scheme I haven't seen? Is this the Year of the Seagull or something? I'm curious.
I think this is just what happens when you add magic and too much coffee to a developing ecosystem. ; )
Wonderful. And none of them seem to have any redeeming traits other than amusement factor and expendability. More evidence that humans are bad for the environment. I'll stick with my trees. At least none of them are quite so prolific. Except Ailanthus. And white mulberry. And . . . .
You'll pay for this you filthy vermin. You'll pay dearly.Seagulls, attack!!
Run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me I'm a fricken seagull man.
Run run as fast as you can, you can't catch me I'm a fricken seagull man.You'll pay for this you filthy vermin. You'll pay dearly.Seagulls, attack!!
Yeah! What he said!
*Stealthily follows the seagulls back to their nests and waits for them to leave again. Once they leave JRHM picks up the eggs and heads back to the clubhouse.* Hey Hungry Jack, do you have a recipe for omelets? I'm starved.
No, but here is a recipe that calls for eggs....
Fantastic French Toast
Ingredients:
• 4 large eggs
• 1/4 cup milk
• 1 teaspoon vanilla extract
• Dash salt
• 1 tablespoon butter or margarine
• 8 slices of bread
• 3/4 cup Hungry Jack® Microwave Ready Regular Syrup
• 1/2 cup Jif® Creamy Peanut Butter
• 1/4 cup chopped peanuts
Preparation Directions:
1. BEAT eggs, milk, vanilla and salt in shallow bowl until well blended.
2. MELT butter on griddle or in large skillet. Dip bread into egg mixture, coating both sides. Fry bread until golden brown on each side.
3. HEAT syrup and peanut butter in small saucepan, stirring until blended. Serve french toast garnished with chopped peanuts and warm peanut butter syrup.
Yield: 4 servings
Prep Time: 10 min
Cook Time: 20 min
*Stealthily follows the seagulls back to their nests and waits for them to leave again. Once they leave JRHM picks up the eggs and heads back to the clubhouse.* Hey Hungry Jack, do you have a recipe for omelets? I'm starved.
You dam dirty robot, consider your clubhouse marked in a very messy way. Now I have to breed all over again, wait a minute that means sex. Thanks JRHM the next time the eggs are laid I'll give you a call. WhooHoo tail feather party at the gull nest.
*Stealthily follows the seagulls back to their nests and waits for them to leave again. Once they leave JRHM picks up the eggs and heads back to the clubhouse.* Hey Hungry Jack, do you have a recipe for omelets? I'm starved.You dam dirty robot, consider your clubhouse marked in a very messy way. Now I have to breed all over again, wait a minute that means sex. Thanks JRHM the next time the eggs are laid I'll give you a call. WhooHoo tail feather party at the gull nest.
*pauses while eating an omelet* Hey, no problem. Glad I could help.
*pauses while eating an omelet* Hey, no problem. Glad I could help.*Stealthily follows the seagulls back to their nests and waits for them to leave again. Once they leave JRHM picks up the eggs and heads back to the clubhouse.* Hey Hungry Jack, do you have a recipe for omelets? I'm starved.You dam dirty robot, consider your clubhouse marked in a very messy way. Now I have to breed all over again, wait a minute that means sex. Thanks JRHM the next time the eggs are laid I'll give you a call. WhooHoo tail feather party at the gull nest.
All the same, we want to give you some sign of appreciation.
*Hands small sack of gold to Jacks*
*pauses while eating an omelet* Hey, no problem. Glad I could help.*Stealthily follows the seagulls back to their nests and waits for them to leave again. Once they leave JRHM picks up the eggs and heads back to the clubhouse.* Hey Hungry Jack, do you have a recipe for omelets? I'm starved.You dam dirty robot, consider your clubhouse marked in a very messy way. Now I have to breed all over again, wait a minute that means sex. Thanks JRHM the next time the eggs are laid I'll give you a call. WhooHoo tail feather party at the gull nest.
All the same, we want to give you some sign of appreciation.
*Hands small sack of gold to Jacks*
Thanks. More beer money for the Jacks.
