We're gonna need a bigger topic.

CJ does a lot of beating.

So that's why people keep going back to his clubhouse.

Why did it have to be on topic? I hate on topic.

Does that follow up with hairy palms and sudden blindness?

Frankly, my dear, I don't stay on topic.

Oooh, oooh! I got a new topic.

Oooh, oooh! I got a new topic.

Is it a hot topic?

We're off to see the OP, the wonderful on topic OP.

Go sell topic somewhere else. We're all stocked up here.

What do you mean their on topic?! They're (censored) animals, man! How could they be on topic?

I picked the wrong week to stop being on topic.

I got yer topic right here. <throws stick>

Everyone was running fine until topicless here cut the power.
Is that correct?
Yes, this man has no topic.

I'll be back, on topic.

No, Mr. Bond! I expect you to stay on topic!

Hasta la vista, topic.

Speak softly and carry a big topic stick.

"I'm gonna make him a topic he can't be off."

"Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in on topic anymore."

"Here's staying on topic, kid."

"Go ahead, stay on topic."

"All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready to get on topic."

"You replyin' to me?"

"What we've got here is (a) failure to stay on topic."

"I love the smell of posts in the morning!"

"Love means never having to stay on topic."

"The stuff that posts are made of."

"I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to post anymore!"

"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful thread."

"A mod once tried to keep me on topic. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

"Show me the topic!"

taig wrote:

CJ does a lot of beating.

So that's why people keep going back to his clubhouse.

Come for the beating, stay for the poodle hump!

Good topic, bad topic, this is the topic with a gun.

This is your brain.
This is your brain on topic.
Any questions?

M'am, please, don't squeeze the topic.

Where's the topic?

Ssss....
Aaaa....
Ffff....
Eeee....
Tttt....
Yyyy....
Safesafesafesafe....
Toptoptopic....

Do you ever have a dream where you're standing on a pyramid in sun-god robes and hundreds of women are throwing little topics at you?

Why am I the only one who has that dream?

Do you ever have a dream where you're standing on a pyramid in sun-god robes and hundreds of women are throwing little topics at you?

Why am I the only one who has that dream?

*steps slowly away from Cuchulainn*

Sounds like a wet topic.

I want my topic on the rocks please

LET'S DO THE TOPIC AGAAAAAAAAIN!

It's just a jump to the left...

Put your right topic in, put your right topic out.
Put your right topic in, and you shake it all about...

For those who are on topic, we salute you!

No topic was harmed in the making of this thread.

Do not try to bend the topic - that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth: there is no topic.

What is the air speed velocity of an unladden topic?

*guy on ice skates trips and falls on his face*

"TO-PIC!"

Did you guys hear that? That was a topic. I'm fairly alarmed here.

Topic is void where prohibited. Do not post in thread if you are pregnant or may become pregnant. Side effects are mild and may include rash, nausea, headache, blowing your drink through your nose, oily discharge and death. Until you have had time to evaluate how topic may affect you, you should not operate heavy posts while on topic. If you experience urges to post flames you should stop posting immediately and call your doctor. If you can not post on topic, Paizo may be able to help.

Ask your doctor if on topic is right for you.

Great...just great...you shot the Invisible Topic!

Use the Force Luke.

Mission Accomplished

I do not need to be given direction. I know what the master wants.

Heading south to the topic, where its warm.

You fell victim to one of the classic topics - The most famous of which is "never get involved in a topic war in Asia" - but only slightly less topical is this: "Never go against a topic when death is on the line"!

Give me topic, or give me breast!

Have any TOPICal ointment.

Show me your topic and I'll show you mine.

Two Pics.

Tupac.

Toe pick.