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(Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path Subscriber)

I didn't want to distract James Jacobs' thread, so I'm starting this one.

"Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away."

"Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."

(EDIT: Got the quotes from IMDB!)

*stabs ericthecleric with a short sword*

That's my line, you fascist!

*stabs Anarcho-Syndicalist Peasant with a short sword*
Qadira

I know this one: "Help! Help! I'm Being Oppressed!"
Shadow Lodge

"Be Silent!!"
Qadira

Oh go eat some cake why dont you?
Shadow Lodge

I order you to shut up!!

*starts beating people*
Grand Lodge (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Tales Subscriber)

You're oppressing me!

*gnashes teeth and a few kights aslo.*
Shadow Lodge

RUN AWAY!
Andoran

spam nothing to see.....
(Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion Subscriber)

HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed. Come see the violence inherent in the system.

You may claim to be my king, but how'd you get that, eh? By exploiting the workers. By hanging on to outdated imperialist dogma which perpetuates the economic and social differences in our society.

{wanders through thread clapping together two coconut halves}

I promise you in Kingmaker you'll have "Huge tracts of Land"

Thinks about having his party followed by a group of low level bards...
Cheliax

and there was much rejoysing

But only when you eat them..
Cheliax

why would anyone do anything other than eating them?

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