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Watcher Nov 24, 2009, 03:38 PM

In honor of the Gish, I now declare that all flesh golems will be hence forth referred to as "frankensteins".

Because we're going to live down to the lowest common denominator of mediocrity!

Dr. Mairkenstein Nov 24, 2009, 03:41 PM

I expected better of you, Watcher.

Watcher Nov 24, 2009, 03:43 PM

lol...

I've been feelin' frisky the last few days.

Shadowborn Nov 24, 2009, 04:09 PM

Your frankensteins are no match for my draculas. I even have lady draculas.

Watcher Nov 24, 2009, 04:24 PM

Shadowborn wrote:

Your frankensteins are no match for my draculas. I even have lady draculas.

Oh. I thought they were called Mrs. Draculas, because you know.. They all got married. Bride of Dracula and so forth.

Mothman (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path Subscriber) Nov 24, 2009, 06:03 PM

Ooh, ooh, what will we call werewolves? Wolfmen? Teen-Wolves? Lycans?

Mothman (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path Subscriber) Nov 24, 2009, 06:04 PM

And we can call gorgons medusa … oh wait …

Heathansson Nov 24, 2009, 06:04 PM

Sir will be sufficient.

taig (RPG Superstar 2012 Top 16) Nov 24, 2009, 06:05 PM

Mothman wrote:

Ooh, ooh, what will we call werewolves? Wolfmen? Teen-Wolves? Lycans?

Wolfen. Which, by the way, has one of the worst endings to a movie.

Patrick Curtin (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber) Nov 24, 2009, 06:07 PM

Mothman wrote:

Ooh, ooh, what will we call werewolves? Wolfmen? Teen-Wolves? Lycans?

Fleabags?

Ambrosia Slaad Nov 24, 2009, 06:07 PM

Mothman wrote:

Ooh, ooh, what will we call werewolves? Wolfmen? Teen-Wolves? Lycans?

(Inglourious) Hairy B*st*rds.

Xabulba Nov 24, 2009, 06:35 PM

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Mothman wrote:
Ooh, ooh, what will we call werewolves? Wolfmen? Teen-Wolves? Lycans?
(Inglourious) Hairy B*st*rds.

Carpet.

Heathansson Nov 24, 2009, 06:37 PM

Some people call me Maurice.

Heathansson Nov 24, 2009, 06:45 PM

It's dripping.

*shakes peach tree*

Xabulba Nov 24, 2009, 06:53 PM

Moving to the country
Going to eat a lot of peaches

Patrick Curtin (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Battles Case Subscriber) Nov 24, 2009, 07:11 PM

Heathansson wrote:

Some people call me Maurice.

'Cause you speak of the pompatus of gish?

Shadowborn Nov 24, 2009, 07:40 PM

Mothman wrote:

Ooh, ooh, what will we call werewolves? Wolfmen? Teen-Wolves? Lycans?

Simple. Following the current trend, we call them "Heathies."

taig (RPG Superstar 2012 Top 16) Nov 24, 2009, 07:41 PM

Heash?

Ambrosia Slaad Nov 24, 2009, 08:54 PM

Argh! Damn g*shes!

Spoiler:

I just noticed that one of the super-g*sh supporters was also in the psionics threads complaining about psions "going nova"... WTF?

Celestial Healer (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber) Nov 25, 2009, 06:42 AM

I am going to start calling wizards "Gandalfs".

Mairkurion {tm} (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Tales, Battles Case Subscriber) Nov 25, 2009, 07:58 AM

I want an Elf class...

Urizen (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion, Tales Subscriber) Nov 25, 2009, 02:00 PM

pish tosh class toss. Let's toss out all the classes!

As of now, I officially have no class.

Mothman (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path Subscriber) Nov 25, 2009, 02:03 PM

I want a base class that has full arcane and divine spell progression, full BAB, can wear heavy armour, can sneak attack …

Do you think giving it psionics is taking it too far?

Urizen (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion, Tales Subscriber) Nov 25, 2009, 02:24 PM

Nope.

and a an auto BFG to frak everyone within 60'.

That ought to do it.

Mothman (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path Subscriber) Nov 25, 2009, 02:28 PM

Yeah ... anyone who thinks that is overpowered is just a whiner who doesn't understand character optimization.

Mothman (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path Subscriber) Nov 25, 2009, 02:29 PM

Auto BFG, now you're thinking.

Heathansson Nov 25, 2009, 02:33 PM

Mothman wrote:

I want a base class that has full arcane and divine spell progression, full BAB, can wear heavy armour, can sneak attack …

Do you think giving it psionics is taking it too far?

I have a Dragon from 1e somewhere where they built a system to do this type of thing; it was balanced by jacking up the experience points needed to advance.

So the class that had this needed about 16,000 exp to get to 2nd level when a straight fighter just needed 2,000.

taig (RPG Superstar 2012 Top 16) Nov 25, 2009, 06:25 PM

Will this new class have a class feature that allows a character to shoot laser beams from his eyes? It's ridiculous not to include something like that.

Mouthy Upstart Nov 25, 2009, 06:29 PM

That build could not defeat my old stuffed teddy.

Shanky the Dretchachaun Nov 25, 2009, 06:32 PM

Mouthy Upstart wrote:

That build could not defeat my old stuffed teddy.

You're all so f!#%ing stoopid!

Little Timmy Nov 25, 2009, 07:36 PM

OW, retarded demon bunny hurt my ears with his potty words!

Why you wanna torment poor ol' Ross?

Shanky the Dretchachaun Nov 25, 2009, 07:53 PM

Little Timmy wrote:

OW, retarded demon bunny hurt my ears with his potty words!

Why you wanna torment poor ol' Ross?

Aw, you're right. It's the night before a holiday.

With those damn ears, I'm not f+*~ing surprised.

Urizen (Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Adventure Path, Campaign Setting, Companion, Tales Subscriber) Nov 26, 2009, 05:25 AM

holding the auto BFG

[General Zod]KNEEL BEFORE GISH![/General Zod]

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