We need more of those and less political threads.

Apparently I also missed the letter i.

Apparently I also missed the letter i.

That letter has been found redundant and elemenated. Eet weel no longer be used een future communecashuns.

Hey, what'd I ever do to you, Fryer?

Hey, what'd I ever do to you, Fryer?

You got misspelled.

Pont wrote:

Hey, what'd I ever do to you, Fryer?

You got misspelled.

Damn right, the name is Pont DuPont III, get it right!

David Fryer wrote:

Pont wrote:

Hey, what'd I ever do to you, Fryer?

You got misspelled.

Damn right, the name is Pont DuPont III, get it right!

Aye mess stuped, duPontless threads.

Pont wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

Pont wrote:

Hey, what'd I ever do to you, Fryer?

You got misspelled.

Damn right, the name is Pont DuPont III, get it right!

Aye mess stuped, duPontless threads.

Hmmm... where did I put my DuPont™ rodent poison?

David Fryer wrote:

Pont wrote:

Hey, what'd I ever do to you, Fryer?

You got misspelled.

Damn right, the name is Pont DuPont III, get it right!

You look like the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man.

Pont wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

Pont wrote:

Hey, what'd I ever do to you, Fryer?

You got misspelled.

Damn right, the name is Pont DuPont III, get it right!

You look like the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man.

My lawyers are already preparing to sue that Fryer fellow and maybe the rodent, don't make me go after you next!

Ghostbuster Jack wrote:

Pont wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

Pont wrote:

Hey, what'd I ever do to you, Fryer?

You got misspelled.

Damn right, the name is Pont DuPont III, get it right!

You look like the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man.

My lawyers are already preparing to sue that Fryer fellow and maybe the rodent, don't make me go after you next!

Let's light him up boys.

Pont wrote:

Ghostbuster Jack wrote:

Pont wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

Pont wrote:

Hey, what'd I ever do to you, Fryer?

You got misspelled.

Damn right, the name is Pont DuPont III, get it right!

You look like the Stay-Puff Marshmallow Man.

My lawyers are already preparing to sue that Fryer fellow and maybe the rodent, don't make me go after you next!

Let's light him up boys.

Who're you talking to you, there's no one here?

There's me.

And me.

And me.

And us.

There's me.

Good, I need you to sue someone for me.

Sebastian's Law Ninja wrote:

There's me.

Good, I need you to sue someone for me.

Sorry I'm on retainer already. I've already been hired by, let's see, anyone who Pont DuPont might want to sue.

Can we have more pantless threads?

Can we have more pantless threads?

This is one.

(Put that away, Fryer.)

Laundry of the Damned wrote:

Can we have more pantless threads?

This is one.

(Put that away, Fryer.)

You have got the wrong spud.

Now her on the other hand.

NSFW

Tarren Dei wrote:

Laundry of the Damned wrote:

Can we have more pantless threads?

This is one.

(Put that away, Fryer.)

You have got the wrong spud.

Now her on the other hand.

With each hand actually.

Me wants to see precious, but me afraid it's NSFW...

(0Y0)

Me wants to see precious, but me afraid it's NSFW...

Just a peek wouldn't hurt.

It tempts me. The precious.

Urizen wrote:

Me wants to see precious, but me afraid it's NSFW...

Just a peek wouldn't hurt.

Believe me, it hurt. My entire frontal middle region is just aching.

Sebastian's True Identity wrote:

Urizen wrote:

Me wants to see precious, but me afraid it's NSFW...

Just a peek wouldn't hurt.

Believe me, it hurt. My entire frontal middle region is just aching.

Ah, but that is a good hurt.

What would be a bad hurt?

You don't want to know, particularly if Sebastian's involved.

I hear it's like Hastur, but worse. What if I say it two more times?

NOOOOOOOOO!!!

I hear it's like Hastur, but worse. What if I say it two more times?

What do mean? If you said Hastur three times doesn't it mean that you have something bad happen? Hastur certainly isn't bothered by that type of thinking. Why all the fear then of saying Hasturrrr.....AAAAHHHHH!

Biggie Smalls...
Biggie Smalls...
Biggie Smalls...

Bring out....THE POPCOOOOOOORN!!!

and make this an official pontless thread

Did someone say popcorn?

What's the difference between an official pointless thread and all the other pointless threads we already have to spam our words of wisdom? Seriously. :P

<wonders if there's a popcorn salesman to accompany the spam and pitchfork salesmen>

What's the difference between an official pointless thread and all the other pointless threads we already have to spam our words of wisdom? Seriously. :P

This thread is prejudiced against Ponts, that's what!

I guess I can see your pont.

HUZZAH!!

*crashlands in thread*

I heard there was popcorn!?

HUZZAH!!

*crashlands in thread*

I heard there was popcorn!?

Yes, it's sitting there in the bowl next to the pile of zombie poodle pr0n. <ponts casually over in an unspecified direction>

*closes eyes and fumbles across the room trying to find the popcorn bowl*

*falls through a trapdoor*

Yooooooou triiiiiiiicked meeeeeeeeee....

<cackles>

More for me! T.O.'s poppin' fresh.

That was harsh man.

<wipes hands> it had to be done.

*yoinks a bowlful of popcorn*

So what've I missed?

*yoinks a bowlful of popcorn*

So what've I missed?

me leaving since I don't want to go apes@#t mad and compose a long list to tick someone off.

Well, from my end, the sheer weight of little blue people ran amok over the neo-conservatives. The jacks were just a blip on the radar screen. I'm still waiting for the molotov to be thrown. But other than that, Boise St won.

<munches popcorn>

me leaving since I don't want to go apes@#t mad and compose a long list to tick someone off.

Sir, you need some chiba. Big and fat.

*yoinks a bowlful of popcorn*

So what've I missed?

Careful thats not butter on the popcorn.