Yeah. How's that feel?

Stings a bit, dunnit?

No

Thanks for posting this, Evil Lincoln. It saves my having to type it.

I like chocolate milk!

Ima hunk'uh hunk'uh lembas love, and you ain'ta nuthin' but a cave troll...

unh huh unh huh

I'm talking about EELS boy! Live eels wriggling around inside your belly, like internal black wangers.

I’m a g*sh, I’m better than everyone at everything.

So I’m right, you’re wrong.

I’m a g*sh, I’m better than everyone at everything.

So I’m right, you’re wrong.

No I'm afraid you are mistaken. Clearly it is *I* who am right.

Can't we all just get along?

Can't we all just get along?

That's asking too much.

Then I'd be out a job!

Ima hunk'uh hunk'uh lembas love, and you ain'ta nuthin' but a cave troll...

unh huh unh huh

*golfclap for new alias*

Ba-dum tish!

I know what insides look like.

The bottom of this post is correct.

The top of this post is wrong.

The preceding post is well-meaning, but catastrophically ignorant. This post is right, and the OP was also right. How can that be possible unless Dragonborn3 is very very wrong.

I will assume that whenever one of you says "I'm right", you are actually implying that it is a quote from me.

Because, clearly, I am the one who is right. The fact that you are mistaken proves it!

Sing the Truth brother!!!!!!

+1

The bottom of this post is correct.

The top of this post is wrong.

QFT

Hmmm... I see you so-called people have started a thread dedicated to how correct I am about everything. Thanks. It saves me from having to do it myself and leaves more time for hookers and blow.

I like wand rifles!

I, your king, am always right. That eanall of you mu always be wrong, even when agreeing with me. So there.

*golfclap for new alias*

Thankyuh, thankyuh verruh much.

You're all wrong.

/Sigh.

In my heart, I always knew it.

I might as well give up now.

I call myself a Goodist Truthist, because what I say is good and true. My arguments are strong, which is why I'm right. The fact that I'm right proves that my arguments are strong.

Wikipedia says you are wrong.

This thread is scheduled for Assimilation.

We will add your truth to our own.

Resistance Is Futile!

Truth is subjective believe only fact.

Thread location acquired

Assimilation in progress

Resistance Is Futile

I am left, there is no right...

Truth is subjective believe only fact.

We will give you fact.

Prepare to be Assimilated.
Resistance is futile!

Unverified truth outside of collective fact is Irreverent

You will be syndicated.

Fact: the Borg have never been able to assimilate earth.
I'm SOOOO not afraid.

Fact: the Borg have never been able to assimilate earth.

I'm SOOOO not afraid.

We are patient.

In the end, Resistance is still Futile.

You will be syndicated.

Species 077 has been assimilated

Clearly, I am right. Therefore, this entire thread (including the Borg) is wrong.

Mr. Tiggles may be right but I am Proper

Borg Chachi wrote:

You will be syndicated.

Species 077 has been assimilated

Quick! Fire ze missiles!

Clearly, I am right. Therefore, this entire thread (including the Borg) is wrong.

Your delusions are Irrelevant

Mr. Tiggles may be right but I am Proper

Yes sir!

Show us how proper you are, Sugar.

Resistance is Futile, but you will enjoy it anyway.

You will still be assimilated.

Mr. Tiggles may be right but I am Proper

But you never got jiggy with Mary Ann. How can I trust anything you say?

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

Borg Chachi wrote:

You will be syndicated.

Species 077 has been assimilated

Quick! Fire ze missiles!

I am le tired.

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0 wrote:

Borg Chachi wrote:

You will be syndicated.

Species 077 has been assimilated

Quick! Fire ze missiles!

Grrr.

But you never got jiggy with Mary Ann. How can I trust anything you say?

Well, there is no time like the Present!

Time to get jiggy and assimilated.

I LOVE LAMP!!!

Quick! Fire ze missiles!

Missiles are Irrelevant

Hands out pamphlet entitled "Joys of assimilation"