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I'm not trying to start fires here, but I just read that Santa doesn't exist in 4th edition!
::ducks::
They replaced him with dwarven druid armed with a red and white striped great hammer. He carries his big velvet sack o' gems over his shoulder and calls upon the aid of 8 animal companions, all dire caribou.
Apparently, when you've been naughty... he just kills you... and he jams chunks of coal into your eye sockets.
I'm not trying to start fires here, but I just read that Santa doesn't exist in 4th edition!
::ducks::
They replaced him with dwarven druid armed with a red and white striped great hammer. He carries his big velvet sack o' gems over his shoulder and calls upon the aid of 8 animal companions, all dire caribou.
Apparently, when you've been naughty... he just kills you... and he jams chunks of coal into your eye sockets.
I'm not opposed to the change, personally. If they keep the Krampus around, though, it would be a redundancy issue.
On the first day of Crimbo, a crimborg gave to me
A death ray in a pear tree.
On the second day of Crimbo, a crimborg gave to me
Two turtle mechs, and
A death ray in a pear tree.
On the third day of Crimbo, a crimborg gave to me
Three Swiss hens,
Two turtle mechs, and
A death ray in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Crimbo, a crimborg gave to me
Four killing birds,
Three Swiss hens,
Two turtle mechs, and
A death ray in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Crimbo, a crimborg gave to me
Five golden rings,
Four killing birds,
Three Swiss hens,
Two turtle mechs, and
A death ray in a pear tree.
On the sixth day of Crimbo, a crimborg gave to me
Six geese a-laying
Five golden rings,
Four killing birds,
Three Swiss hens,
Two turtle mechs, and
A death ray in a pear tree.
On the seventh day of Crimbo, a crimborg gave to me
Seven swarmers swarming,
Six geese a-laying
Five golden rings,
Four killing birds,
Three Swiss hens,
Two turtle mechs, and
A death ray in a pear tree.
On the eighth day of Crimbo, a crimborg gave to me
Eight blades a-spinning,
Seven swarmers swarming,
Six geese a-laying
Five golden rings,
Four killing birds,
Three Swiss hens,
Two turtle mechs, and
A death ray in a pear tree.
On the ninth day of Crimbo, a crimborg gave to me
Nine lasers lancing,
Eight blades a-spinning,
Seven swarmers swarming,
Six geese a-laying
Five golden rings,
Four killing birds,
Three Swiss hens,
Two turtle mechs, and
A death ray in a pear tree.
On the tenth day of Crimbo, a crimborg gave to me
Ten borgs a-beeping,
Nine lasers lancing,
Eight blades a-spinning,
Seven swarmers swarming,
Six geese a-laying
Five golden rings,
Four killing birds,
Three Swiss hens,
Two turtle mechs, and
A death ray in a pear tree.
On the eleventh day of Crimbo, a crimborg gave to me
Eleven stranglers strangling (that's ridiculous, it's not even funny),
Ten borgs a-beeping,
Nine lasers lancing,
Eight blades a-spinning,
Seven swarmers swarming,
Six geese a-laying
Five golden rings,
Four killing birds,
Three Swiss hens,
Two turtle mechs, and
A death ray in a pear tree.
On the twelfth day of Crimbo, a crimborg gave to me
Twelve stompers stomping,
Eleven stranglers strangling,
Ten borgs a-beeping,
Nine lasers lancing,
Eight blades a-spinning,
Seven swarmers swarming,
Six geese a-laying
Five golden rings,
Four killing birds,
Three Swiss hens,
Two turtle mechs, and
A death ray in a pear tree.
Happy Crimbo from KoL!
Radavel
(Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Roleplaying Game, Campaign Setting, Companion, Modules Subscriber)
