Bickering.

Stern lecture.

'I'll get you next time, Runelord!'
<Scuttling off>

Departure at a more even pace.

Duplicitous incantation.

Spoiler omitted.

Aimless muttering.

Attempt to clarify the debate on Gygaxian vs. Old school gaming, and the subtle differences between them.

Link to OSRIC.

<random appearance by seldom-used alias>

Cryptic utterances regarding crop circles, the Bermuda Triangle, and how non-stick can stick to cooking pots.

Reply that gets ignored.

Reply that gets ignored.

'Response' asserting it is not ignoring the quoted post when, to all intents and purposes, as far as content goes it practically ignores the previous post.

Something or other. I wasn't really paying attention. It can't have been important

...written using Paizo BBcode.

twenty-four letter post

Poster violates proprietary rights of well known gaming company by cutting and pasting one of their entire pdfs into his post.

Firing of the first barrage of a long and drawn out flamewar about copyright infringement which WILL be responded to by the defensive poster of the pdf.

Stern lecture.

Invitation to hug one.

Inimical disclaimer.

Amicable avowal

Flowery prose followed by a lame joke.

Incontrevertible lucubration regarding the dissipation of the Martian magnetosphere.

Spamming to rearchive a suckoe thread.

Areological heresies with burroughsian implications, and hydrological aspersions.

William S. or Edgar Rice?

Dinopost

William S. or Edgar Rice?

Answer that clarifies which is meant, in a slanted way

Languid musings concerning the historical linguistics of ancient Egyptian ideographic communication.

La de fricking da post.

One more test.

Firing of the first barrage of a long and drawn out flamewar about copyright infringement which WILL be responded to by the defensive poster of the pdf.

Obnoxious post jumping on minor error in description of copyright law in an attempt to remind everyone that poster is actually a Very Important Lawyer and that those who are not Very Important Lawyers should quit discussing any legal related topic without such Very Important Lawyer's Very Important input with regards to such matters.

One more test.

One more test.

Will it count towards the final grade?

Post complaining about use of tests and standards in today's society. Ends in plaintive call for everyone to be regarded as a winner.

Opening statement.

Witty, sarcastic remark to endear the reader to the author.

Statement of opinion.

Anecdotal evidence to reinforce opinion.

Allusion to opinion as fact.

Inflammatory remark to engender hostility with other posters and prompt response.

I wonder if this might belong in the Word Games section?

Post that answers the OP, ignoring all prior posts regarding the topic and re-igniting forgotten flame wars, drenched in arrogance and passive-aggressive jabs.

Hapazard commentary concerning the theological aspects of Ophiophagus hannah.

Test which does count to your final grade.

Test which exists purely for the enjoyment of the cruel, cruel teacher.

Test which confounds even the instructor.

High test test.

Gary, I want a SPECIFIC Post, not a Generic one!

Test which exists purely for the enjoyment of the cruel, cruel teacher.

Post indicating that poster took a few college courses nearly ten years ago form a College of Education. And despite never have graduated (or even continued), he believes he is qualified to tell previous poster that he knows NOTHING about "how it really is" for teachers today and that he should avoid making such remarks in the future.

This post makes no logical sense.

Also... the fourteenth word is misspelled. And the verb in the second sentence is improperly conjugated.

Test osterone :P

post about nothing just to inflate post count.

Post which increases the number of posts in this thread by exactly one.

Post which increases the number of posts in three forums by exactly one.

Post which increases the number of arcanatons on this page by exactly one.

SNARK!!!!!!

Language which mocks the snark mercilessly.