If this hasn't been done before it is long overdue.

Give it up for our resident PostMonster General! The Master Monster of the Mainframe, the Sultan of the Servers, the King of Kode, the Beast of Binary, and the God of the Gigabyte!

*cue marching band of goblins*

*goes over and smacks goblins that fell asleep and pulls the Gary effigy out of their roast pit, causing a brawl that destroys all the musical instruments*

Sorry, Gary. We still luv ya!

I just love Gary. He's so...

*giggle*

Hear, hear! If Gary weren't here keeping the messageboards up we'd have to, like, get lives or something. (Oh, the horror!) :)

Seriously, Gary rocks.

Gotta respect a person that keeps us from going insane, though we drive them to the brink ourselves!

*raises Dark & Stormy in salute*

I wuv my wittle Gary-Wary!

A TOAST!

May the protoplasm in his psuedopods never lose elasticity!

Drinks Dark & Stormy

You know, Gary is my second cousin twice removed on my mother's side. He's also my uncle. And my nephew.

It's complicated.

Go Gary!

A TOAST!

May the protoplasm in his psuedopods never lose elasticity!

Drinks Dark & Stormy

Hear, hear! And may his multiple eyes always see clearly!

Malice Jack wrote:

A TOAST!

May the protoplasm in his psuedopods never lose elasticity!

Drinks Dark & Stormy

Hear, hear! And may his multiple eyes always see clearly!

His eyes are so dreamy.......

I'm SO glad I'm going on my first vacation in 20 years tomorrow and will miss the rest of this thread.

PS: Site will crash promptly at 5:01 p.m. today.

*sniff*

He said he'd write, but nothing ever shows up. Just tells me that the messageboards must have eaten the posts. *sniff*

Huzzah for Gary!!!

I'm SO glad I'm going on my first vacation in 20 years tomorrow and will miss the rest of this thread.

PS: Site will crash promptly at 5:01 p.m. today.

Have a good vacation!

I'm SO glad I'm going on my first vacation in 20 years tomorrow and will miss the rest of this thread.

PS: Site will crash promptly at 5:01 p.m. today.

*Panic sets in*

Eeep!

I'm SO glad I'm going on my first vacation in 20 years tomorrow and will miss the rest of this thread.

PS: Site will crash promptly at 5:01 p.m. today.

Man, your boss must be...

Whoops.

You must really love your job. ;)

Hope you have lots of drinks with little umbrellas in them!

Gary Teter wrote:

I'm SO glad I'm going on my first vacation in 20 years tomorrow and will miss the rest of this thread.

PS: Site will crash promptly at 5:01 p.m. today.

*Panic sets in*

Eeep!

Crash? whimper

Rumoured Fact: Gary never sleeps.

Gary Teter wrote:

I'm SO glad I'm going on my first vacation in 20 years tomorrow and will miss the rest of this thread.

PS: Site will crash promptly at 5:01 p.m. today.

*Panic sets in*

Eeep!

At least Ross is there to save us...

Rumoured Fact: Gary never sleeps.

Factual rumor: He doesn't sleep, he waits.

Meh. I like Josh better.

Meh. I like Josh better.

*punts poodle*

No Flame War here! This is for Gary fans only!

Yankee Poodle wrote:

Meh. I like Josh better.

*punts poodle*

No Flame War here! This is for Gary fans only!

Yipe!

To Gary

Takes up Poodle Punching...

Good work Gary...

*Toasts*

FOOLS!

YRAG is one of the great elder powers! You have no idea what you have done!

MuhahahahahahaHA!

People are trying to push the Erik thread ahead by a day. They cannot succeed. We must keep up!

Go Team Gary!

Too late.

I'm SO glad I'm going on my first vacation in 20 years tomorrow and will miss the rest of this thread.

PS: Site will crash promptly at 5:01 p.m. today.

Maybe Lisa will let you cut out early. ;)

Too late.

Can I be a fan of Gary today then Erik tomorrow?

David Fryer wrote:

Too late.

Can I be a fan of Gary today then Erik tomorrow?

Why yes. Yes you can.

I'm SO glad I'm going on my first vacation in 20 years tomorrow and will miss the rest of this thread.

What? You're not going to check this thread while you're on vacation?

What else could you possibly want to do on a vacation?

1.) If you write 1000 lines of code and Gary writes 1000 lines of code, Gary has written more code than you.

2.) There is no 'ctrl' button on Gary's computer. Gary is ALWAYS in control.

3.) Gary's servers can execute an infinite loop in 6 seconds.

4.) Gary has removed the F1 key from his keyboard. Gary never needs help.

5.) When Gary throws exceptions, it’s across the room.

6.) All arrays Gary declares are of infinite size, because Gary knows no bounds.

7.) Gary doesn’t have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

8.) Gary writes code that optimizes itself.

9.) Gary can’t test for equality because he has no equal.

10.) Gary doesn’t need garbage collection because he doesn’t call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

11.) Gary’s first program was kill -9.

12.) Gary can write infinite recursion functions…and have them return.

13.) The only pattern Gary knows is God Object.

14.) Project managers never ask Gary for estimations…ever.

15.) Gary doesn’t use web standards as the web will conform to him.

16.) “It works on my machine” always holds true for Gary.

17.) Whiteboards are white because Gary scared them that way.

18.) Gary can delete the Recycling Bin.

19.) Gary can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

20.) Gary doesn’t bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

I'm SO glad I'm going on my first vacation in 20 years tomorrow and will miss the rest of this thread.

PS: Site will crash promptly at 5:01 p.m. today.

It's a trick! Every day at Paizo Publishing is like a vacation!

PS: The crash is a lie!

I would like to meet this Gary. Then I will pummel him for stealing my jokes.

1.) If you write 1000 lines of code and Gary writes 1000 lines of code, Gary has written more code than you.

2.) There is no 'ctrl' button on Gary's computer. Gary is ALWAYS in control.

3.) Gary's servers can execute an infinite loop in 6 seconds.

4.) Gary has removed the F1 key from his keyboard. Gary never needs help.

5.) When Gary throws exceptions, it’s across the room.

6.) All arrays Gary declares are of infinite size, because Gary knows no bounds.

7.) Gary doesn’t have disk latency because the hard drive knows to hurry the hell up.

8.) Gary writes code that optimizes itself.

9.) Gary can’t test for equality because he has no equal.

10.) Gary doesn’t need garbage collection because he doesn’t call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().

11.) Gary’s first program was kill -9.

12.) Gary can write infinite recursion functions…and have them return.

13.) The only pattern Gary knows is God Object.

14.) Project managers never ask Gary for estimations…ever.

15.) Gary doesn’t use web standards as the web will conform to him.

16.) “It works on my machine” always holds true for Gary.

17.) Whiteboards are white because Gary scared them that way.

18.) Gary can delete the Recycling Bin.

19.) Gary can unit test entire applications with a single assert.

20.) Gary doesn’t bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.

Have a good vacation, Gary!

p.s. You're awesome! :)

I heard that Gary means Computer God in ancient Sumerian.

In the remake of War Games they're replacing the WAPR with GARY.

Is it true that the Gary clones in Fallout 3 were modeled after our PostMonster as a tribute to his popularity?

Thank you Gary, for all you do around here.

Please enjoy a long, and well-earned, vacation...just remember to come back.
:D
M.

I heard that Gary means Computer God in ancient Sumerian.

Even worse, stick man. But computers are one of his tools...

I HEAR HEAR everyone's else's sentiments. Thank you, Gary for all you do.

Is it true that the Gary clones in Fallout 3 were modeled after our PostMonster as a tribute to his popularity?

Yes it is. We love Gary 1.

Thanks for everything, Gary! Just, please, no more botfly posts.

I'm SO glad I'm going on my first vacation in 20 years tomorrow and will miss the rest of this thread.

PS: Site will crash promptly at 5:01 p.m. today.

Remember, when you allowed to leave ... RUN FOR IT!!

I'm SO glad I'm going on my first vacation in 20 years tomorrow and will miss the rest of this thread.

PS: Site will crash promptly at 5:01 p.m. today.

Enjoy your vacation!

Give it up for our resident PostMonster General! The Master Monster of the Mainframe, the Sultan of the Servers, the King of Kode, the Beast of Binary, and the God of the Gigabyte!

Actually, I believe his official Paizo title is Lord of All Code, as is fitting.

And thank you Gary, for all you've done, especially the extra-special random smurf avatar you gave to a certain kobold.

Emperor7 wrote:

Give it up for our resident PostMonster General! The Master Monster of the Mainframe, the Sultan of the Servers, the King of Kode, the Beast of Binary, and the God of the Gigabyte!

Actually, I believe his official Paizo title is Lord of All Code, as is fitting.

And thank you Gary, for all you've done, especially the extra-special random smurf avatar you gave to a certain kobold.

Now if that avatar just happened to show up everytime he posted with all of his aliases...

Huzzah! The PostMonster is full of win, and needs a well-deserved vacation. *hugs*

Huzzah! The PostMonster is full of win, and needs a well-deserved vacation. *hugs*

Aren't you sending a large batch of cookies to their offices next week?

Looks like Gary will miss out...