Hate to have to do this...

Paizo that is harassement by the robot posting on this thread!

SPECIES 439 has been assimilated

So, President frog, what's on the agenda now?

*Applies some coconut sunblock oil and lays flat on the lilypad*

We need a tropical bar in this place

Keep it up rust bucket, if the Jacks can make it out so can we all!

Species 327 were assimilated
Unassimilated elements of species 327 are not relevant
They adapted to serve us
We have added there biological and technological distinctiveness to our own
Resistance was Futile

Species 327 were assimilated

Unassimilated elements of species 327 are not relevant
They adapted to serve us
We have added there biological and technological distinctiveness to our own
Resistance was Futile

You will never assimilate the Jacks my friend. It is YOU who will serve us. We've already assimilated one of your drones. You are next.

The drone, designation Borg jack was assimilated
There for the jacks were assimilated
We have added you biological and technological distinctiveness to are own
Resistance was Futile

I'm a a superior Paizomatix and I will reverse all your assimilation because they are inferior. Resistance is futile.

A machine? Ha! Dwarves could make better constructs so easily!
I assisted in the forging of Cyber Dragonborn Froggie after all.

Drones of species 439 are flawed
Collective adapting
Drones will be adapted or be disconnected
Technologies of species 439 have been assimilated
Defective drones are Irrelevant
The collective’s goal has been achieved

Yikes...this Robot comes with lots of guests.... We should start charging for entrace, we could buy shinnier artillery or puffier lilypads!

So we've been assimilated? Oh you have know idea what you just did do you?
The amount of power we contain can only be controled by some one flesh and blood! Since we are a part of you, you are now flesh and blood!
You have all of are weaknesses and none of our strengths! Now we can fight fairly even if it means we may die taking you out....
We shall see how well a cyborg fights his own.

Yikes...this Robot comes with lots of guests.... We should start charging for entrace, we could buy shinnier artillery or puffier lilypads!

Your right.... *puts up sign* Hey F.C how much should we charge?

So we've been assimilated? Oh you have know idea what you just did do you?

The amount of power we contain can only be controled by some one flesh and blood! Since we are a part of you, you are now flesh and blood!
You have all of are weaknesses and none of our strengths! Now we can fight fairly even if it means we may die taking you out....
We shall see how well a cyborg fights his own.

You are species 418

All the Avatars of Db3 wrote:

So we've been assimilated? Oh you have know idea what you just did do you?

The amount of power we contain can only be controled by some one flesh and blood! Since we are a part of you, you are now flesh and blood!
You have all of are weaknesses and none of our strengths! Now we can fight fairly even if it means we may die taking you out....
We shall see how well a cyborg fights his own.

You are species 418

You have yet to be assimilated
You will adapt to serve us
Resistance is Futile

Seeker please stop.

eh was all in good fun. Y'all made cultist I made borg. I'll stop the borg when ya stop the cultist sound fair?

eh was all in good fun

If it comes in good fun and you cooperate once in a while I think there should be no prob Seeker. Cooperate like if you get a rusted leg act as such and then get the leg replaced, so the fun its for everyone! I like the cyborg's stubborndness but a little flexybility-cooperation brings fun for all of us.

*Puts a froggy custome on Matiz robot when he's not loking*

heh I have done that from time to time, besides I've been keeping score look at the profile.

It's amusing how many folks I have added to the collective when they was trying to poke fun at the paizomatrix. Heh if ya make a borg profile for any resone I counts that.

The paizo matrix is more about rigid humor then goofy types, the jacks roll with it so do I

*adds a goofy-rigid balance humor chip to the Matiz-bot so he can go goofy more often*

Ribbit ;)

heh I have done that from time to time, besides I've been keeping score look at the profile.

It's amusing how many folks I have added to the collective when they was trying to poke fun at the paizomatrix. Heh if ya make a borg profile for any resone I counts that.

The paizo matrix is more about rigid humor then goofy types, the jacks roll with it so do I

I think I understand now. Please de-assimilate me and my avatars.

Please post here LOL Cats.

nope we got ya for life

Edit we dont seem to have got to add you yet, give use time

The collective does not wish to know where species 269 was trying to put a chip
Your attempts at reprogramming the collective was flawed
You will adapt the serve us
Resistance is futile

Darn! Got the wrong hole.... no wonder it was all smelly and hairy...YUK!

nope we got ya for life

Edit we dont seem to have got to add you yet, give use time

Then I shall have to "die".

*goes off to think of a plan*

Anybody interested? All Hallow's Eve.

So, President frog, what's on the agenda now?

*Applies some coconut sunblock oil and lays flat on the lilypad*

We need a tropical bar in this place

Twopical bar it 's!

BUT FIRST! I MUST INSTALL UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE FOR ALL FROGGIES!

Ribit. Wazzat?

IT IS ME! YOUR ALTER EGO! I HAVE MUST LEAD THE FROG NATION TO ITS GOLDEN YEARS!

You my fwiend?

NO YOU FOOL! I AM YOU!

Dats wierd...

I AM COMMANDEERING THIS POND TO LEAD ALL YOU FROGS TO A BETTER FUTURE! NOW! TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT DONE!

Ana what about me?

YOU! YOU ARE A CULTIST! YOU SEEK TO UNDERMINE MY EFFORTS AS PRESIDENT! BEGONE BEAST! DRAGONBORN3! REMOVE THIS LOW LIFE FROM OUR GREAT PRESENCE!

Wow I nevah did see no frog argue wif hisself so meenielike

AND WHO ARE YOU?

Oy! Leav 'im alone!

EEEEEK!

dives into the pond

SPLASH!

Species 269 is a flawed fractured species
You will adapt to serve us
Resistance is Futile

Enters the pond carrying a large black doctor's bag

"I just got a call saying zat zere iss a frog in zis thread that zuffers from an eggstreme schizophereniac duallity. Vhich of you amphibians is ze affickted?"

Everyone on this thread probably!

I WILL NOT HAVE INFERIOR SPECIES INVADE MY POND! BEGONE! WHERE IS MY FBI?

You are all Inferior and Flawed creatures
Small minded and weak
We can strip you of your imperfections
Lower your weapons and give yourself to us
We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to are own
Resistance is Futile

*ribbit*

We are also better looking and have a good health plan
Resistance is Futile

Drone responding to the Will of the Collective.
Beginning assimilation.

I think frog cultist/president had too much sun...

*grabs wack-o'-buster hammer*

I think frog cultist/president had too much sun...

*grabs wack-o'-buster hammer*

Your "wack-o'-buster hammer" is irrelevant.

Oy! Was happenin' te me? Ima scared!

REMOVE YOURSELF FROM MY PRESENCE! INFIDEL!

Hard to chose... which.. froggie... to help... conflicting thoughts
must sleep *flies to mountain cave*