I haven't found a way to twist any these posts into a perceived attack on me yet. As soon as I do, I'll start smiting!
Kirth, how dare you think that this thread is all about you! The statistics plainly show that you have no insight as to how to play this game. Stop wasting everyone's time with your insults and your pandering!
Damn it! Everyone just f@%!ing relax! Who the hell do you guys thing you f@%!ing are! f@%!!
Great, now we have someone else jumping on the bandwagon. Can't you see that I'm right and Kirth is wrong? Any INTELLIGENT person could! Then again, you are a dretch . . . .
What the f@@~ is that supposed to mean, you b&&~*!!! Dretches will f@@~ing kill anyone who messes with them! So shut the hell up!
No wonder everyone avoids the Paizo boards, with an attitude like that. Do you talk like that all the time? All you're doing is bringing down the reputation of this place. Do you know what you sound like? Obviously not. Why don't you head back to the Abyss, presuming you can find it, and leave this discussion to those of us with an actual Intelligence score?
Well, now we can have some actual intelligent conversation, I hope, without the mewlings of the weak to interrupt. Where was I? Oh yes, now I remember, Kirth and his presumptuous ways. Well Kirth, now that you're dretch lackey has left, are you ready to admit you're wrong?
Oy! Ders nuffing wrong wiff Kirth! Heesa good boy!
From bad to worse. Now it's an amphibian. I asked for a conversation that didn't involve grunting and drooling, and I get a frog. How quaint. Now why don't you hop on back to the pond or something? Shoo now, I don't want your warts.
What's that supposed to mean? Why can't you just make your points clearly, without using all this elite gamer-speak? And not insult everyone all the time by showing up where you're not supposed to?
Well, now we can have some actual intelligent conversation, I hope, without the mewlings of the weak to interrupt. Where was I? Oh yes, now I remember, Kirth and his presumptuous ways. Well Kirth, now that you're dretch lackey has left, are you ready to admit you're wrong?
Lathiira is correct.
Dretches are Smurf-Irrelevant.
Dretches have no adventages features that make them suitable for Smurf-Assimilation.
Great, now the goofy smvrfs are here too. So much for getting anything useful accomplished in this thread now. As if the warwoof wasn't bad enough. I've had it with all this witty and pointless banter. No one around here is actually trying to be productive and helpful to making Paizo the undisputed greatest RPG company of all time. All I see are people having fun and ignoring the reality of the situation. Heaven forbid someone try to do something like point out all of the (many) flaws in Pathfinder, like its backward-compatibility. Oh no, it's all kobold and smvrf infestations and jokes. Well, count me out. I've got better things to do with my time, like watching mold grow. I'll go somewhere where my opinion is recognized as the One True Way. Congratulations, you've lost another great mind, Paizo.
Spoiler:
Joey, Heathy, Fyre, thanks, that was therapeutic. Heathy, tag, you're it.
Great, now the goofy smvrfs are here too. So much for getting anything useful accomplished in this thread now. As if the warwoof wasn't bad enough. I've had it with all this witty and pointless banter. No one around here is actually trying to be productive and helpful to making Paizo the undisputed greatest RPG company of all time. All I see are people having fun and ignoring the reality of the situation. Heaven forbid someone try to do something like point out all of the (many) flaws in Pathfinder, like its backward-compatibility. Oh no, it's all kobold and smvrf infestations and jokes. Well, count me out. I've got better things to do with my time, like watching mold grow. I'll go somewhere where my opinion is recognized as the One True Way. Congratulations, you've lost another great mind, Paizo.
Ad hominem. And Strawman to boot. Why don't you go cry in the corner, because nobody here agrees with you, even if they do. They agree with me, and those who I say agree with me, even when they don't.
If you posters cannot even admit to this simple fact, I must educate you.
I'm too busy ignoring the trolls and basking in the glow of my own excellence. Your avatars all are made of suck.
Obviously you have no grasp of the English language; "made of" calls for a noun, whereas "suck" is a verb! Clearly you are the juvenile product of the worthless liberal public schools, from which you FAILED, just like all of you are full of fail (!)
Well Kirth, now that you're dretch lackey has left, are you ready to admit you're wrong?
I'm too busy ignoring the trolls and basking in the glow of my own excellence.
Your avatars all are made of suck.
Dirth Burpsen, I would make a Windows Paint picture of a satyr getting drunk on a bottle with his picture on it, but your avatar reveals your true nature!
Enjoy your nice warm glass of failure, sir. Call me when your IQ rises over 90.
I agree entirely with Jal's proposal for a tiering system in the game of Chess, and that the pawns are horribly dangerous sneaky things. I mean, if I didn't say it already, it is obvious to even an amoeba that 'pwn' is shorthand for 'pawn', and a reference to what derriere-kicking pieces that they are.