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Getting right on it, President!
Learn to read I am not the President, I am Lord Secretary War-Bucks, the head of the treasuary. And didn't the President ban karaoke in all 63 states. LSoKA get rid of this traitor. *points finger at Karaoke Ashe* I think the white house flower garden needs some more fertilizer if you know what I mean.
Learn to read I am not the President, I am Lord Secretary War-Bucks, the head of the treasuary. And didn't the President ban karaoke in all 63 states. LSoKA get rid of this traitor. *points finger at Karaoke Ashe* I think the white house flower garden needs some more fertilizer if you know what I mean.Getting right on it, President!
Who let the dogs out
(woof, woof, woof, woof)(woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
(woof, woof, woof, woof)
When the party was nice, the party was jumpin' (Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo)
And everybody havin' a ball (Hah, ho, Yippie Yi Yo)
I tell the fellas "start the name callin'" (Yippie Yi Yo)
And the girls report to the call
The poor dog show down
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
I see ya' little speed boat head up our coast
She really want to skip town
Get back off me, beast off me
Get back you flea infested monger
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
I'm gonna tell {Hey, Yippie, Yi, Yo}
To any girls calling them canine {Yippie, Yi, Yo}
Tell the dummy "Hey Man, It's part of the Party!" {Yippie Yi, Yo}
You fetch a women in front and her mans behind {Yippie, Yi, Yo}
Her bone runs out now
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Say, A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone All dogy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it
A doggy is nuttin' if he don't have a bone All dogy hold ya' bone, all doggy hold it
Wait for y'all my dogs, the party is on
I gotta get my girl I got my myind on
Do you see the rays comin' from my eye
What could you be friend
That Benji man that's breakin' them down?
Me and My white short shorts
And I can't seek a lot, any canine will do
I'm figurin' that's why they call me faithful
'Cause I'm the man of the land
When they see me they doah-ooooo(howl)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
Who let the dogs out (woof, woof, woof, woof)
[Please help! Call the Australian Embassy! Call Mel Gibson! Call Nicole Kidman! Call PAUL HOGAN!!
*sticks head out of my office to see what all the commotion is about*
Well I'm afraid that won't do you any good. I've got the Australian Embassy under my thumb. They do whatever I tell them to, and at the moment I am quite happy for the First Lady and Lynora to continute to debrief you. Sorry.
Mel's too busy knocking up Russian Broads and Paul's too busy dodging the Tax Department.
*calls back into his office*
Nicole, do you wan to help Hugh? No. OK then.
*sticks head back out*
Sorry buddy your're out of luck. Gives the nod to the guards to take him back to his sex dunge... I mean guest room.
Woodraven, try this.
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Tropical Chicken
1 whole cut up chicken, skinned with the fat removed
3 tbs canola oil, or other low fat oil, dvided
3/4 cup chopped onion
2 cloves of garlic, minced
3 medium tomatos, peeled and chopped
3 cups fresh pineapple chunks
8 ounces water chestnuts
1/4 cup pineapple juice
1 red hot pepper, seeded and chopped
3/4 tsp salt
1/4 tsp black pper
1/2 lbs fresh snow peas
1 tbs chopped chives
In a skillet over medium heat, brown the chicken in 2tbs of oil, drain and set aside.
In the same skillet, saute the onion and garlic in remaining oil until tender. Add tomatoes, pineapple, water chestnuts, pineapple juice, red pepper, salt, and pepper.
Return chicken to the pan and bring to a boil. Reduce heat an simmer for 45 minutes add peas and chives; cover and simmer for 10-15 minutes or until the peas are tender and the chicken juices run clear. Thicken the pan juices with cornstarch, if desired. Serve with hot rice.
A sanity-blasting songLearn to read I am not the President, I am Lord Secretary War-Bucks, the head of the treasuary. And didn't the President ban karaoke in all 63 states. LSoKA get rid of this traitor. *points finger at Karaoke Ashe* I think the white house flower garden needs some more fertilizer if you know what I mean.Getting right on it, President!
That's it!!!!
<Retrieves the large caliber Gatling Fireball Wand gun>
BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
There that should do it.
<Looks around at smoldering ruins of the Purple House>
That might have been overkill.
~peeks up over the table~
She's not a girl who misses much
Do do do do do do, oh yeah
She's well acquainted with the touch of the velvet hand
Like a lizard on a window pane
The man in the crowd with the multicoloured mirrors
On his hobnail boots
Lying with his eyes while his hands are busy
Working overtime
A soap impression of his wife which he ate
And donated to the National Trust
I need a fix 'cause I'm going down
Down to the bits that I left uptown
I need a fix cause I'm going down
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Mother Superior jump the gun
Happiness (is a warm gun)
Bang Bang Shoot Shoot
Happiness (is a warm gun, momma)
Bang Bang Shoot Shoot
(When I hold you in my arms)
Oooooooooh, oh yeah!
And when I feel my finger on your trigger
Oooooooooh, oh yeah!
I know nobody can do me no harm
Oooooooooh, oh yeah!
Happiness (is a warm gun, momma)
Bang Bang Shoot Shoot
Happiness (is a warm gun)
Bang Bang Shoot Shoot
Yes it is, gun!
Happiness (is a warm gun)
Bang Bang Shoot Shoot
Happiness (is a warm gun)
is a warm gun, yeeeaahhh!