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Okay, I'm done. Please don't kill me, Poodlemonster.

Must...suppress...Utah...jokes...

Why, I've already heard most of them.

Lord President Moorluck wrote:

We will also need to appoint a Lord Surgeon General, Any suggestions?

I am alvays available for a reazonable rate.

Sounds good to me.

Vice President HD wrote:

Lord President Moorluck wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

I here our illustrious leader prefers cheerleaders.

Cheerleaders... Schoolgirls.... I still don't get to touch. ;)

Neither do I. We should pass one of those "executive order" thingies...

Welcome aboard, Lynora. Your first order of business? Issue cheerleader outfits to the White House tour guides!

you get to explain to the male ones why they have to wear skirts.

I'm glad I'm a goblin! I don't think there are any cheerleading outfits that would fit over my head!

Why

did

the

chicken

cross

the

road?

OK...why?

To be the butt of a lame joke.

Because cows don't look good in plaid.

Because it was stapled to the kobold?

'cause I ate it and it was in my belly slowly digesting!

Because it was fated to do so, a mere actor in a mad god's play.

Because it wrapped the plot up neatly?

To get to my BBQ grill.

Vice President HD wrote:

Lord President Moorluck wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

I here our illustrious leader prefers cheerleaders.

Cheerleaders... Schoolgirls.... I still don't get to touch. ;)

Neither do I. We should pass one of those "executive order" thingies...

So are we making polygamy legal?

I would but I'm afraid Solnes may see that as an opportunity to marry Hugh Jackman.

lynora wrote:

Umm, but you get to explain to the male ones why they have to wear skirts.

We have Male Tour guides? Well as long as they shave their legs I 'spose it's OK... I'll just look down and pretend whenever I pass by one. "Think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts..."

Their Scottish, and those are kilts. Trust me they hate when you call them skirts.... Oh and don't EVER ask them whats under the damned thing.

David Fryer wrote:

Vice President HD wrote:

Lord President Moorluck wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

I here our illustrious leader prefers cheerleaders.

Cheerleaders... Schoolgirls.... I still don't get to touch. ;)

Neither do I. We should pass one of those "executive order" thingies...

So are we making polygamy legal?

I would but I'm afraid Solnes may see that as an opportunity to marry Hugh Jackman.

Acutally polygamy doesn't cover multiple males in a marraige. That's polyandry.

Intern Lynora, you have done a fine job but I feel your talents are being wasted. I am appointing you to Lady of Submissive Interns. You will be responsible for making sure that all future interns are as dedicated to making this administrations dreams a reality as you have been.

*hands over a leather cheerleader outfit, stiletto heals, and a whip*

Lord President Moorluck wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

Vice President HD wrote:

Lord President Moorluck wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

I here our illustrious leader prefers cheerleaders.

Cheerleaders... Schoolgirls.... I still don't get to touch. ;)

Neither do I. We should pass one of those "executive order" thingies...

So are we making polygamy legal?

I would but I'm afraid Solnes may see that as an opportunity to marry Hugh Jackman.

Acutally polygamy doesn't cover muliple males in a marraige. That's polyandry.

DOCTOR!! DOCTOR!! I think the stress of taking over the world is starting to get to me, I just saw a 2-headed flying monkey! :(

Tch! Ze strains of your pozition are getting to you, Herr President. Here, haff zome Napien, und zome Zombiax und some ..

Shakes out a handful of different pills and hands them over

Vat are you doing, Sigi? He doesn't need medication, he needs analysis! Next you'll be asking him about his villi or his sphvincter!

Lord President, allow me to analyze your dreamz und ve shall get to ze bottom of zis stress, ja?

Tch! Ze strains of your pozition are getting to you, Herr President. Here, haff zome Napien, und zome Zombiax und some ..

Shakes out a handful of different pills and hands them over

It's that damned VP! and the Supreme First Lady.... I think they might be conspiring to drive me mad.... well I've got news for them. TO LATE!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I think a simple bombing of a large metropolitan area will help. Might I suggest Paris?

Pyongyang?

Pocatello?

Pyongyang?

No way. Kim Jong-Il is crazier than those poodles. I'd be afraid that he'd show up on the boards and threadcrap everything.

How about Pontiac?

Or Provo?

Punxsutawney?

Pioche?

Lord Secretary of Nature wrote:

Pyongyang?

No way. Kim Jong-Il is crazier than those poodles. I'd be afraid that he'd show up on the boards and threadcrap everything.

Ship the poodles there? Let two problems potentially take care of each other?

Lord Secretary of Nature wrote:

Pyongyang?

No way. Kim Jong-Il is crazier than those poodles. I'd be afraid that he'd show up on the boards and threadcrap everything.

Surrender your pathetic excuse for a domainion or I will be forced to launch a smurf missile and destroy your board.

I will also send my army of fiendish poodles to crap all over your lawn.