MY girlfriend is offering you a Valium ;)

I'LL TAKE IT!! :D

OK, time to get back to business.

I believe my esteemd VP brought up the intern issue.

And I offer the first position to our fellow Pazonian, Lynora.

The second position will be filled by Hale Berry.

And the third and forth by a pair of twin succubi named Saphica and Erotica, respectivly.

We will also need to appoint a Lord Surgeon General, Any suggestions?

And I offer the first position to our fellow Pazonian, Lynora.

Ooh, I get to be an intern! Let me guess, the first part of the job description involves showing up for work in inappropriately tight clothing? ;)

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We will also need to appoint a Lord Surgeon General, Any suggestions?

I am alvays available for a reazonable rate.

Lord President Moorluck wrote:

And I offer the first position to our fellow Pazonian, Lynora.

Ooh, I get to be an intern! Let me guess, the first part of the job description involves showing up for work in inappropriately tight clothing? ;)

Never! I have much more respect for you than to ask you to wear inappropriately tight clothes. Only inappropriately REVEALING clothing. It can be loose if you want. ;p

lynora wrote:

Lord President Moorluck wrote:

And I offer the first position to our fellow Pazonian, Lynora.

Ooh, I get to be an intern! Let me guess, the first part of the job description involves showing up for work in inappropriately tight clothing? ;)

Never! I have much more respect for you than to ask you to wear inappropriately tight clothes. Only inappropriately REVEALING clothing. It can be loose if you want. ;p

Oh good. I do like to dress comfortably. And I have just the schoolgirl skirt for the occasion. ;)

I here our illustrious leader prefers cheerleaders.

Lord President Moorluck wrote:

We will also need to appoint a Lord Surgeon General, Any suggestions?

I am alvays available for a reazonable rate.

Can you provide prescriptions to my cabinet and interns upon request?

Lord President Moorluck wrote:

lynora wrote:

Lord President Moorluck wrote:

And I offer the first position to our fellow Pazonian, Lynora.

Ooh, I get to be an intern! Let me guess, the first part of the job description involves showing up for work in inappropriately tight clothing? ;)

Never! I have much more respect for you than to ask you to wear inappropriately tight clothes. Only inappropriately REVEALING clothing. It can be loose if you want. ;p

Oh good. I do like to dress comfortably. And I have just the schoolgirl skirt for the occasion. ;)

Good you and Solnes will match then. ;p

I here our illustrious leader prefers cheerleaders.

Cheerleaders... Schoolgirls.... I still don't get to touch. ;)

I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said "high school girls, No matter how old you get, they are always the same age."

I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said "high school girls, No matter how old you get, they are always the same age."

Nice. :)

Herr Doktor Schadenfreude wrote:

Lord President Moorluck wrote:

We will also need to appoint a Lord Surgeon General, Any suggestions?

I am alvays available for a reazonable rate.

Can you provide prescriptions to my cabinet and interns upon request?

I am a psychiatrist my boy. Perscriptions are no problem. I must haf some counsel time with ze cabinet and interns though. A little one-on-one with zem and my Magical Murder Bag.

Off with their heads!!!

Off with their heads!!!

Lord High Executioner, I do believe you just came up with our new foreign affairs slogan! Good thinking! :)

David Fryer wrote:

I here our illustrious leader prefers cheerleaders.

Cheerleaders... Schoolgirls.... I still don't get to touch. ;)

Neither do I. We should pass one of those "executive order" thingies...

Welcome aboard, Lynora. Your first order of business? Issue cheerleader outfits to the White House tour guides!

LH Executioner Aberzombie wrote:

Off with their heads!!!

Lord High Executioner, I do believe you just came up with our new foreign affairs slogan! Good thinking! :)

I'll make sure to have it emblazoned upon all of our Foregn Affairs Letterheads. And maybe on the Jackets of our Foregin Affairs Staff. Heck, let's just get T-shirts printed with a picture of the Lord High Executioner and this emblazoned under it to all of our Embassy Staff in other countries.

Lord President Moorluck wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

I here our illustrious leader prefers cheerleaders.

Cheerleaders... Schoolgirls.... I still don't get to touch. ;)

Neither do I. We should pass one of those "executive order" thingies...

So are we making polygamy legal?

Must...suppress...Utah...jokes...

Welcome to the untitled's real successor.

Lord President Moorluck wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

I here our illustrious leader prefers cheerleaders.

Cheerleaders... Schoolgirls.... I still don't get to touch. ;)

Neither do I. We should pass one of those "executive order" thingies...

Welcome aboard, Lynora. Your first order of business? Issue cheerleader outfits to the White House tour guides!

Right away, sir!

Lord President Moorluck wrote:

LH Executioner Aberzombie wrote:

Off with their heads!!!

Lord High Executioner, I do believe you just came up with our new foreign affairs slogan! Good thinking! :)

I'll make sure to have it emblazoned upon all of our Foregn Affairs Letterheads. And maybe on the Jackets of our Foregin Affairs Staff. Heck, let's just get T-shirts printed with a picture of the Lord High Executioner and this emblazoned under it to all of our Embassy Staff in other countries.

Intern Lynora, I hereby appoint you to this job as soon as you're done with the Cheerleader Outfits...

Letterhead, Jackets, and T-shirts? Or just letterhead and T-shirts? Oh, heck, might as well order all three.

Umm, but you get to explain to the male ones why they have to wear skirts.

We have Male Tour guides? Well as long as they shave their legs I 'spose it's OK... I'll just look down and pretend whenever I pass by one. "Think happy thoughts, think happy thoughts..."

I disunderstand.

Okay, back on topic...

Remember not to spam, people!

Try not to double post or anything.

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