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Cheliax (Bella Sara Charter Superscriber)
houstonderek wrote:


As a Houstonian, I would recommend against steroids. Our local juicer has displayed tendencies to being a real tool, and, while I'm sure those were evident in his University of Texas days, I'm sure the Dianabol didn't help.

Are you sure its the steroids and not just a byproduct of being a Texan?

Sebastian wrote:
KaeYoss wrote:


But doesn't matter. Because human reproduction is irrelevant, inefficient - according to the collective. Your reproductive organs will be removed and processed into a nutricious biomass to sustain the collective's organic parts.

hmmm...

This nutritious biomass, does it come with cheese?

You don't want to know.

Charlie running red lights again. Never a trigger-happy cop if he needs one.

Anyway: What's green, has four legs, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and landed on you?

Current mood: None. As a Guy, I don't have moods.

This nacho-shaped ice cream is really tasty.
Andoran (RPG Superstar 2012 Top 16)
KaeYoss wrote:
Anyway: What's green, has four legs, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and landed on you?

A mossy drop bear?

taig wrote:
KaeYoss wrote:
Anyway: What's green, has four legs, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and landed on you?
A mossy drop bear?

A pool table.

I'd like some grapes now. But I don't have any. And they're hard to find on a friday evening near midnight. Too bad.

Hm... I forgot what I have for lunch tuesday. Did I go to the canteen? I think I did.

I think I'll have to go shopping tomorrow after all.

Well, another Saturday where I have to wear pants.

Charlie's an inspiration! God wants Man to eat Meat!

Of course, I knew that all along, but it's nice to find kindred spirits on TV.

You know what, this is fun!

But I'm hungry. And slightly tipsy. I think this calls for Mozarella. Mainly because that is ready the fastest. And doesn't involve cooking. Because it's late. And I'd probably scorch the water. Again.

You guys are oddly familiar. And good-looking!
Tarren Dei wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
I'm disappointed in my fellow Paizonians. I figured this thread would have hit 1000 posts of off topic weirdness by now...
I think the OP set the challenge at "551 pages" of "insanity!". This is pitiful. I'm leaving.

Are we there yet?

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So in this brief single character run, I discovered you cannot post a space, but you can post single punctuation.

Learn something new every day. ;)
Taldor

only 548 more pages to go to beat the 551 pages in the OP.

This should help. ;)
EDIT: d'oh! No multiple returns either! I learned two things today. ;)

You just did not try hard enough grasshopper.

Taldor
Kruelaid wrote:

LOL! It's very zen.

"If one italicizes nothing, then one ends up with something."
Taldor
Kruelaid wrote:

"Something will come out of nothing when nothing becomes bold."

Taldor
Kruelaid wrote:
You just did not try hard enough grasshopper.

I salute your Board-Fu, Master Kruelaid. :)

Paizo Employee (PostMonster General)
Kruelaid wrote:

/me adds another item to Ross's to-do list...

dang...

Gary has a hireling.
Gary Teter wrote:
Kruelaid wrote:
/me adds another item to Ross's to-do list...

I live to make you editorial code longer.

Andoran (RPG Superstar 2012 Top 16)

Let's
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push
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this
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puppy
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over
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brand
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spanking
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new
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page!
Andoran (RPG Superstar 2012 Top 16)

Wow. Those one word entries sure do take a long time.
Andoran (RPG Superstar 2012 Top 16)

I was reminded of the year the company I work for was bought by an evil corporation (is that redundant?) One of the VPs, who we affectionately referred to as "Coach" told us that we needed to "push the nut over the goal." No one could figure out what that figure of speech meant.
Qadira (RPG Superstar 2009 Top 8)

And here I was losing faith ...
Andoran (RPG Superstar 2012 Top 16)

By the way, pool table--very funny!
Andoran (RPG Superstar 2012 Top 16)

Thanks, Mr. Moo Cow! Only one more to go!
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