Well....Some are like this, and some are like this. You're going to have to take your chances.
What sorta chances are we talking about here? 50/50? 20/80? I'd probably be in if they were somewhere in the 35/65 range...
That one is unique.
But doesn't matter. Because human reproduction is irrelevant, inefficient - according to the collective. Your reproductive organs will be removed and processed into a nutricious biomass to sustain the collective's organic parts.
Or we treat this like a blog - you know, the kind of blog where some nobody lets the world know about every trivial thing he does (and everything he does is trivial)
Listening to: Ayreon - My House on Mars.
Location: Work
Current Task: Classified! No really. Top secret stuff. I'm not just writing some boring FD or anything. Nuklear power plant stuff here!
But doesn't matter. Because human reproduction is irrelevant, inefficient - according to the collective. Your reproductive organs will be removed and processed into a nutricious biomass to sustain the collective's organic parts.
hmmm...
This nutritious biomass, does it come with cheese?
Tell him to remember to set them up for the heat with the slider and some off speed stuff ;)
If only. The problem everyone of his team's pitchers have had is they try to throw fast and end up with no control. He's been catcher until Wen. when his coach decided to move him to pitcher for this game because our regular relief guy is out of town. I've been working with Zach to teach him control, but I'm afraid a day and a half of practice isn't going to cut it.
Tell him to remember to set them up for the heat with the slider and some off speed stuff ;)
If only. The problem everyone of his team's pitchers have had is they try to throw fast and end up with no control. He's been catcher until Wen. when his coach decided to move him to pitcher for this game because our regular relief guy is out of town. I've been working with Zach to teach him control, but I'm afraid a day and a half of practice isn't going to cut it.
Tell him to remember to set them up for the heat with the slider and some off speed stuff ;)
If only. The problem everyone of his team's pitchers have had is they try to throw fast and end up with no control. He's been catcher until Wen. when his coach decided to move him to pitcher for this game because our regular relief guy is out of town. I've been working with Zach to teach him control, but I'm afraid a day and a half of practice isn't going to cut it.
Tell him to remember to set them up for the heat with the slider and some off speed stuff ;)
If only. The problem everyone of his team's pitchers have had is they try to throw fast and end up with no control. He's been catcher until Wen. when his coach decided to move him to pitcher for this game because our regular relief guy is out of town. I've been working with Zach to teach him control, but I'm afraid a day and a half of practice isn't going to cut it.
Longer still
Sounds like a job for steroids...
As a Houstonian, I would recommend against steroids. Our local juicer has displayed tendencies to being a real tool, and, while I'm sure those were evident in his University of Texas days, I'm sure the Dianabol didn't help.
Yeah, but then you have to deal with Essence loss, and having your son relate to the toaster rather than the family. Plus, the collective would probably try to assimilate him. With steroids, you just get a few minor anger issues, which, as I understand from Adam Sandler, may be parlayed into a successful film career if baseball doesn't work out.