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Cheliax (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

On

the

Penthouse

of

page

3.

Osirion (Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber)

Mmmm.....brainnnnssss


YOY ARE ALL AN EMBARRESMENT! THERE IS NO TIME FOR FUN ANG GAMES! THERE IS A WAR ON!

Spoiler:
Psyche!


circles the thread looking for some roadkill


Oh, I do believe I have been struck by a car. I shall perish soon.


Mmmm....roadkill.


Wait. I suddenly feel better...


[breaks out in song]I am not dead yet
I can dance and I casn sing,
I am not dead yet
I can do the Irish fling...[/breaks out in song]


Sebastian wrote:
taig wrote:


Well....Some are like this, and some are like this. You're going to have to take your chances.
What sorta chances are we talking about here? 50/50? 20/80? I'd probably be in if they were somewhere in the 35/65 range...

The collective uses a series of cloning techniques for replication of drones

35/65 is well within acceptable rang
We have brochures


Old French Guy wrote:

[breaks out in song]I am not dead yet

I can dance and I casn sing,
I am not dead yet
I can do the Irish fling...[/breaks out in song]

*Looks both ways*

*Doesn't see anyone watching*
*Kills old guy*

Oh, look, he was dying after all. Enjoy your carrion. That will be tuppence, please.


Sebastian wrote:
taig wrote:


Well....Some are like this, and some are like this. You're going to have to take your chances.
What sorta chances are we talking about here? 50/50? 20/80? I'd probably be in if they were somewhere in the 35/65 range...

That one is unique.

But doesn't matter. Because human reproduction is irrelevant, inefficient - according to the collective. Your reproductive organs will be removed and processed into a nutricious biomass to sustain the collective's organic parts.


Hey you kids, GET OFF MY DAMN LAWN!!!!!

Little bastards.


Can we maybe merge this with the tentacles thread and the top ten from Off topic? We're not accumulating nonsense nearly fast enough!


Solution:


The


one


word


per


post


game!


Or we treat this like a blog - you know, the kind of blog where some nobody lets the world know about every trivial thing he does (and everything he does is trivial)


Listening to: Ayreon - My House on Mars.
Location: Work
Current Task: Classified! No really. Top secret stuff. I'm not just writing some boring FD or anything. Nuklear power plant stuff here!


Ur a nukuler researcher?

Andoran (RPG Superstar 2012 Top 16)

I'm going to lunch. Probably Longhorn.

Andoran (RPG Superstar 2012 Top 16)

A co-worker is picking me up.

Andoran (RPG Superstar 2012 Top 16)

Back from lunch.

Andoran (RPG Superstar 2012 Top 16)

I had the filet.

Andoran (RPG Superstar 2012 Top 16)

Medium.


I had leftovers for lunch.


Last night I made Tacos de Arrachera.


You don't say? If they were leftovers from an Italian meal, did they taste better a day later as many Italian dishes are wont to do?

Edit after being ninja'd by "D": Mexican has similar properties as well, I think it's the sauces...


They were good.


I had never thought of adding squash and musrooms to tacos though.


They went great with the onions and peppers though.


You can't answer while I'm acknowledging the ninja!

And the thread gets longer!


Now it's starting to rain.


I wonder if Zach's baseball game will be rained out.


It's his first game as starting pitcher.


We've only got three games left and we lost everyone so far.


Tell him to remember to set them up for the heat with the slider and some off speed stuff ;)


I guess he can't do any worse, even though he's never really pitched.


At least we have a perfect record.

Cheliax (Bella Sara Charter Superscriber)

KaeYoss wrote:


But doesn't matter. Because human reproduction is irrelevant, inefficient - according to the collective. Your reproductive organs will be removed and processed into a nutricious biomass to sustain the collective's organic parts.

hmmm...

This nutritious biomass, does it come with cheese?


houstonderek wrote:
Tell him to remember to set them up for the heat with the slider and some off speed stuff ;)

If only. The problem everyone of his team's pitchers have had is they try to throw fast and end up with no control. He's been catcher until Wen. when his coach decided to move him to pitcher for this game because our regular relief guy is out of town. I've been working with Zach to teach him control, but I'm afraid a day and a half of practice isn't going to cut it.

Longer still

Cheliax (Bella Sara Charter Superscriber)

David Fryer wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
Tell him to remember to set them up for the heat with the slider and some off speed stuff ;)

If only. The problem everyone of his team's pitchers have had is they try to throw fast and end up with no control. He's been catcher until Wen. when his coach decided to move him to pitcher for this game because our regular relief guy is out of town. I've been working with Zach to teach him control, but I'm afraid a day and a half of practice isn't going to cut it.

Longer still

Sounds like a job for steroids...


The team would be better if the coach had held practice during the season.


Sebastian wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
Tell him to remember to set them up for the heat with the slider and some off speed stuff ;)

If only. The problem everyone of his team's pitchers have had is they try to throw fast and end up with no control. He's been catcher until Wen. when his coach decided to move him to pitcher for this game because our regular relief guy is out of town. I've been working with Zach to teach him control, but I'm afraid a day and a half of practice isn't going to cut it.

Longer still

Sounds like a job for steroids...

Actually I was thinking cybernetic implants.

Andoran (RPG Superstar 2012 Top 16)

David Fryer wrote:
Sebastian wrote:
Sounds like a job for steroids...
Actually I was thinking cybernetic implants.

Use both for extra assurance.


Sebastian wrote:
David Fryer wrote:
houstonderek wrote:
Tell him to remember to set them up for the heat with the slider and some off speed stuff ;)

If only. The problem everyone of his team's pitchers have had is they try to throw fast and end up with no control. He's been catcher until Wen. when his coach decided to move him to pitcher for this game because our regular relief guy is out of town. I've been working with Zach to teach him control, but I'm afraid a day and a half of practice isn't going to cut it.

Longer still

Sounds like a job for steroids...

As a Houstonian, I would recommend against steroids. Our local juicer has displayed tendencies to being a real tool, and, while I'm sure those were evident in his University of Texas days, I'm sure the Dianabol didn't help.

;)

Cheliax (Bella Sara Charter Superscriber)

David Fryer wrote:
Actually I was thinking cybernetic implants.

Yeah, but then you have to deal with Essence loss, and having your son relate to the toaster rather than the family. Plus, the collective would probably try to assimilate him. With steroids, you just get a few minor anger issues, which, as I understand from Adam Sandler, may be parlayed into a successful film career if baseball doesn't work out.

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