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baron arem heshvaun (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Thu, May 28, 2009, 04:16 PM

the

Penthouse

page

Aberzombie (Pathfinder Adventure Path, Pathfinder Companion Subscriber), Thu, May 28, 2009, 05:15 PM

Mmmm.....brainnnnssss

Angry Fanboy, Thu, May 28, 2009, 05:18 PM

YOY ARE ALL AN EMBARRESMENT! THERE IS NO TIME FOR FUN ANG GAMES! THERE IS A WAR ON!

Spoiler:

Vinny da Vulture, Thu, May 28, 2009, 05:33 PM

circles the thread looking for some roadkill

taig's clone, Thu, May 28, 2009, 05:35 PM

Oh, I do believe I have been struck by a car. I shall perish soon.

Vinny da Vulture, Thu, May 28, 2009, 05:53 PM

Mmmm....roadkill.

taig's clone, Thu, May 28, 2009, 05:59 PM

Wait. I suddenly feel better...

Old French Guy, Thu, May 28, 2009, 07:52 PM

[breaks out in song]I am not dead yet
I can dance and I casn sing,
I am not dead yet
I can do the Irish fling...[/breaks out in song]

Primary Adjunct of paizomatix 0, Thu, May 28, 2009, 07:52 PM

Sebastian wrote:

taig wrote:

Well....Some are like this, and some are like this. You're going to have to take your chances.

What sorta chances are we talking about here? 50/50? 20/80? I'd probably be in if they were somewhere in the 35/65 range...

The collective uses a series of cloning techniques for replication of drones
35/65 is well within acceptable rang
We have brochures

Jarod Darkblade, Thu, May 28, 2009, 11:39 PM

Old French Guy wrote:

[breaks out in song]I am not dead yet
I can dance and I casn sing,
I am not dead yet
I can do the Irish fling...[/breaks out in song]

*Looks both ways*
*Doesn't see anyone watching*
*Kills old guy*

Oh, look, he was dying after all. Enjoy your carrion. That will be tuppence, please.

KaeYoss (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Chronicles, Pathfinder Companion, Planet Stories Subscriber), Thu, May 28, 2009, 11:40 PM

Sebastian wrote:

taig wrote:

Well....Some are like this, and some are like this. You're going to have to take your chances.

What sorta chances are we talking about here? 50/50? 20/80? I'd probably be in if they were somewhere in the 35/65 range...

That one is unique.

But doesn't matter. Because human reproduction is irrelevant, inefficient - according to the collective. Your reproductive organs will be removed and processed into a nutricious biomass to sustain the collective's organic parts.

Cranky McOldGuy, Fri, May 29, 2009, 04:35 AM

Hey you kids, GET OFF MY DAMN LAWN!!!!!

Little bastards.

KaeYoss (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Chronicles, Pathfinder Companion, Planet Stories Subscriber), Fri, May 29, 2009, 06:35 AM

Can we maybe merge this with the tentacles thread and the top ten from Off topic? We're not accumulating nonsense nearly fast enough!

KaeYoss (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Chronicles, Pathfinder Companion, Planet Stories Subscriber), Fri, May 29, 2009, 06:35 AM

Solution:

KaeYoss (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Chronicles, Pathfinder Companion, Planet Stories Subscriber), Fri, May 29, 2009, 06:35 AM

The

KaeYoss (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Chronicles, Pathfinder Companion, Planet Stories Subscriber), Fri, May 29, 2009, 06:35 AM

one

KaeYoss (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Chronicles, Pathfinder Companion, Planet Stories Subscriber), Fri, May 29, 2009, 06:36 AM

word

KaeYoss (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Chronicles, Pathfinder Companion, Planet Stories Subscriber), Fri, May 29, 2009, 06:36 AM

per

KaeYoss (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Chronicles, Pathfinder Companion, Planet Stories Subscriber), Fri, May 29, 2009, 06:37 AM

post

KaeYoss (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Chronicles, Pathfinder Companion, Planet Stories Subscriber), Fri, May 29, 2009, 06:37 AM

game!

KaeYoss (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Chronicles, Pathfinder Companion, Planet Stories Subscriber), Fri, May 29, 2009, 06:38 AM

Or we treat this like a blog - you know, the kind of blog where some nobody lets the world know about every trivial thing he does (and everything he does is trivial)

KaeYoss (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Roleplaying Game, Pathfinder Chronicles, Pathfinder Companion, Planet Stories Subscriber), Fri, May 29, 2009, 06:39 AM

Listening to: Ayreon - My House on Mars.
Location: Work
Current Task: Classified! No really. Top secret stuff. I'm not just writing some boring FD or anything. Nuklear power plant stuff here!

Kruelaid (Pathfinder Adventure Path Charter Subscriber; Pathfinder Chronicles, Pathfinder Companion, Planet Stories Subscriber), Fri, May 29, 2009, 06:46 AM

Ur a nukuler researcher?

taig (Paizo Superscriber), Fri, May 29, 2009, 08:45 AM

I'm going to lunch. Probably Longhorn.

taig (Paizo Superscriber), Fri, May 29, 2009, 08:45 AM

A co-worker is picking me up.

taig (Paizo Superscriber), Fri, May 29, 2009, 10:17 AM

Back from lunch.

taig (Paizo Superscriber), Fri, May 29, 2009, 10:18 AM

I had the filet.

taig (Paizo Superscriber), Fri, May 29, 2009, 10:18 AM

Medium.

David Fryer, Fri, May 29, 2009, 11:32 AM

I had leftovers for lunch.

David Fryer, Fri, May 29, 2009, 11:34 AM

Last night I made Tacos de Arrachera.

houstonderek, Fri, May 29, 2009, 11:34 AM

You don't say? If they were leftovers from an Italian meal, did they taste better a day later as many Italian dishes are wont to do?

Edit after being ninja'd by "D": Mexican has similar properties as well, I think it's the sauces...

David Fryer, Fri, May 29, 2009, 11:34 AM

They were good.

David Fryer, Fri, May 29, 2009, 11:34 AM

I had never thought of adding squash and musrooms to tacos though.

David Fryer, Fri, May 29, 2009, 11:36 AM

They went great with the onions and peppers though.

houstonderek, Fri, May 29, 2009, 11:36 AM

You can't answer while I'm acknowledging the ninja!

And the thread gets longer!

David Fryer, Fri, May 29, 2009, 11:36 AM

Now it's starting to rain.

David Fryer, Fri, May 29, 2009, 11:37 AM

I wonder if Zach's baseball game will be rained out.

David Fryer, Fri, May 29, 2009, 11:38 AM

It's his first game as starting pitcher.

David Fryer, Fri, May 29, 2009, 11:38 AM

We've only got three games left and we lost everyone so far.

houstonderek, Fri, May 29, 2009, 11:38 AM

Tell him to remember to set them up for the heat with the slider and some off speed stuff ;)

David Fryer, Fri, May 29, 2009, 11:39 AM

I guess he can't do any worse, even though he's never really pitched.

David Fryer, Fri, May 29, 2009, 11:39 AM

At least we have a perfect record.

Sebastian (Bella Sara Charter Superscriber), Fri, May 29, 2009, 11:41 AM

KaeYoss wrote:

But doesn't matter. Because human reproduction is irrelevant, inefficient - according to the collective. Your reproductive organs will be removed and processed into a nutricious biomass to sustain the collective's organic parts.

hmmm...

This nutritious biomass, does it come with cheese?

David Fryer, Fri, May 29, 2009, 11:42 AM

houstonderek wrote:

Tell him to remember to set them up for the heat with the slider and some off speed stuff ;)

If only. The problem everyone of his team's pitchers have had is they try to throw fast and end up with no control. He's been catcher until Wen. when his coach decided to move him to pitcher for this game because our regular relief guy is out of town. I've been working with Zach to teach him control, but I'm afraid a day and a half of practice isn't going to cut it.

Longer still

Sebastian (Bella Sara Charter Superscriber), Fri, May 29, 2009, 11:42 AM

David Fryer wrote:

houstonderek wrote:

Tell him to remember to set them up for the heat with the slider and some off speed stuff ;)

If only. The problem everyone of his team's pitchers have had is they try to throw fast and end up with no control. He's been catcher until Wen. when his coach decided to move him to pitcher for this game because our regular relief guy is out of town. I've been working with Zach to teach him control, but I'm afraid a day and a half of practice isn't going to cut it.

Longer still

Sounds like a job for steroids...

David Fryer, Fri, May 29, 2009, 11:43 AM

The team would be better if the coach had held practice during the season.

David Fryer, Fri, May 29, 2009, 11:43 AM

Sebastian wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

houstonderek wrote:

Tell him to remember to set them up for the heat with the slider and some off speed stuff ;)

If only. The problem everyone of his team's pitchers have had is they try to throw fast and end up with no control. He's been catcher until Wen. when his coach decided to move him to pitcher for this game because our regular relief guy is out of town. I've been working with Zach to teach him control, but I'm afraid a day and a half of practice isn't going to cut it.

Longer still

Sounds like a job for steroids...

Actually I was thinking cybernetic implants.

taig (Paizo Superscriber), Fri, May 29, 2009, 11:45 AM

David Fryer wrote:

Sebastian wrote:

Sounds like a job for steroids...

Actually I was thinking cybernetic implants.

Use both for extra assurance.

houstonderek, Fri, May 29, 2009, 11:45 AM

Sebastian wrote:

David Fryer wrote:

houstonderek wrote:

Tell him to remember to set them up for the heat with the slider and some off speed stuff ;)

If only. The problem everyone of his team's pitchers have had is they try to throw fast and end up with no control. He's been catcher until Wen. when his coach decided to move him to pitcher for this game because our regular relief guy is out of town. I've been working with Zach to teach him control, but I'm afraid a day and a half of practice isn't going to cut it.

Longer still

Sounds like a job for steroids...

As a Houstonian, I would recommend against steroids. Our local juicer has displayed tendencies to being a real tool, and, while I'm sure those were evident in his University of Texas days, I'm sure the Dianabol didn't help.

;)

Sebastian (Bella Sara Charter Superscriber), Fri, May 29, 2009, 11:48 AM

David Fryer wrote:

Actually I was thinking cybernetic implants.

Yeah, but then you have to deal with Essence loss, and having your son relate to the toaster rather than the family. Plus, the collective would probably try to assimilate him. With steroids, you just get a few minor anger issues, which, as I understand from Adam Sandler, may be parlayed into a successful film career if baseball doesn't work out.