For too long has the bug loving community been overshadowed by the Jacks, the Poodles, Politics, and other threads that can not hold a flame to the love of insects we all hold.

My favorites are the ones dipped in chocolate

Uh oh. This thread might get into a war with the Bug Cult thread.

Preying Mantises look pretty awesome, though. I am not looking forward to the incessant chirping of crickets that should be starting soon.

*Chirp*

Shut up, you!

Uh oh. This thread might get into a war with the Bug Cult thread.

Preying Mantises look pretty awesome, though. I am not looking forward to the incessant chirping of crickets that should be starting soon.

I'm pretty sure they would support arachnids, those do not look like they would taste good.

*Chirp*

Grab him quick while I get the chocolate fountain ready!

I find quite disturbing that the thread starter is a bird... I don't feel safe in this thread...

David, you are dead to me.

I find quite disturbing that the thread startier s a bird... I don't feel safe in this thread...

Don't worry you are perfectly safe.

You aren't poisonous. Now hold still...

Crikket wrote:

*Chirp*

Grab him quick while I get the chocolate fountain ready!

Oh, crap!

*Chirp*

<Hops away from the scary bird>

Green Manthis Cultist wrote:

I find quite disturbing that the thread startier s a bird... I don't feel safe in this thread...

Don't worry you are perfectly safe.

You aren't poisonous. Now hold still...

I AM poisonous! Back off

Daigle wrote:

Green Manthis Cultist wrote:

I find quite disturbing that the thread startier s a bird... I don't feel safe in this thread...

Don't worry you are perfectly safe.

You aren't poisonous. Now hold still...

I AM poisonous! Back off

If you were really poisonous you would prove it with the chocolate bath test.

David, you are dead to me.

Is this an invitation to mate?

I don't like you like that, I want to consume you. After dipping you in my chocolate fountain.

When you say it, it sounds dirty.

When you say it, it sounds dirty.

All of you, not just there you dirty mantis, and not like that!

Now into the chocolate fountain!

Get a room, you two!

Baruch atta, hamelekh haolam...

Starts chowing down on scrumptious clean insects.

M-mmm...this thread is a Nazarite smorgasbord!

DEE-LISH!

Baruch atta, hamelekh haolam...

Starts chowing down on scrumptious clean insects.

M-mmm...this thread is a Nazarite smorgasbord!

DEE-LISH!

Enjoy your stay.

STAY AWAY FROM MY CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN!

*chirp?*

St John the Baptist wrote:

Baruch atta, hamelekh haolam...

Starts chowing down on scrumptious clean insects.

M-mmm...this thread is a Nazarite smorgasbord!

DEE-LISH!

Enjoy your stay.

STAY AWAY FROM MY CHOCOLATE FOUNTAIN!

SOmebody call the Hump-a Lumpas!

Mmm...these big yellow ones taste just like shrimp!

....I've been told.

NOM NOM NOM!

*chirp?*

Don't you know a persons conscience goes on the inside?

Now throught the fountain and into my beak with you!

Ya know, ravens are regular friends of mine...have you tried drizzling honey on these crunchy little guys?

Crikket wrote:

*chirp?*

Don't you know a persons conscience goes on the inside?

Now throught the fountain and into my beak with you!

<Hops into St. John's ear>

Ya know, ravens are regular friends of mine...have you tried drizzling honey on these crunchy little guys?

Nah, it gums up the chocolate fountain...

::watches from a distance::

::watches from a distance::

Gah! That's gonna give me nightmares.

St John the Baptist wrote:

Ya know, ravens are regular friends of mine...have you tried drizzling honey on these crunchy little guys?

Nah, it gums up the chocolate fountain...

Ugh, do you think you could get that pesky thing out of my ear?

*searches for an Adam Daigle to eat the cricket*

I thought Adam Daigle would eat him, but I can't seem to find him anywhere...

Beaks are handy for this sort of thing.

That pic is pretty darn funny...

Whutchutalkin'bout?!

::watches from a distance::

Ooo, stay away -- you've got pink-eye!

Adam Daigle wrote:

::watches from a distance::

Ooo, stay away -- you've got pink-eye!

What are you?!?

Also, how do you taste with chocolate?

Hmmmm...this looks like an interesting place to hang.

Man, this eatery is a LOT more friendly than that other place.

Sets large, bear-shaped squeeze bottle on the table, lifts his head off of silver platter and reattaches it to his neck.

What are you?!?

Also, how do you taste with chocolate?

I'm the Mighty Magnanimous Magnificent... {eyes sparkle and pedipalps quiver excitedly} Kobold "Angel Eyes" von Cleever's #2 bestest buddy! {shivers with joy}

I'm 1/2 chuul & 1/2 monstrous wolf spider. What do you mean by "taste with chocolate?" {licks self} Hmmm, I dunno, salty-chitony-hairy?

Chuul, huh? Spiders aren't insects. Is Chuul some kind of lobster?

Daigle wrote:

What are you?!?

Also, how do you taste with chocolate?

I'm the Mighty Magnanimous Magnificent... {eyes sparkle and pedipalps quiver excitedly} Kobold "Angel Eyes" von Cleever's #2 bestest buddy! {shivers with joy}

I'm 1/2 chuul & 1/2 monstrous wolf spider. What do you mean by "taste with chocolate?" {licks self} Hmmm, I dunno, salty-chitony-hairy?

I see, that earns you an extra special place at St John's table.

Enjoy your stay!

Hmmmm...this looks like an interesting place to hang.

Good idea, we just put in these special bracelets we would like for you to try... don't worry we padded them so they won't break your delicate exo-skeleton. The chains are there for decoration, its the latest fashion for giant insectmen.

I see, that earns you an extra special place at St John's table.

** spoiler omitted **

Enjoy your stay!

{eyes melted butter on table suspiciously} I wonder if this St. Johnny-5 fellow's lumpy noggin would make a good ventriloquist dummy for KC?

Good idea, we just put in these special bracelets we would like for you to try... don't worry we padded them so they won't break your delicate exo-skeleton. The chains are there for decoration, its the latest fashion for giant insectmen.

{whispers to Gagvoyle:} I think the safety word is 'chocolate.'