secretturchinman wrote:

I am not good at anagrams, my full name is George Stephen Turchin. Can anyone help me?

Fire. Except no Substitue.

Sure thing. How about 'energetic gopher hunts' and 'ghost hunger epicenter'?

Energetic Gopher Hunts!!!!!

Fire. Except no Substitue.

Who knew this thread would lead to playful Scan bashing?

'A kid voted cannabis in', or should I scramble to say, 'be kind to Scandinavia'.

The Jade wrote:

secretturchinman wrote:

I am not good at anagrams, my full name is George Stephen Turchin. Can anyone help me?

Fire. Except no Substitue.

Sure thing. How about 'energetic gopher hunts' and 'ghost hunger epicenter'?

Energetic Gopher Hunts!!!!!

Fire. Except no Substitue.

'Urchin Preteen Gets Hog'

I see it as a newspaper headline. I'd read the article.

"Preteen Urchin Gets Hog" Was that the story about that homeless eleven year old who won that big sow at the county fair. What a heart cockle warmer that was.

"Preteen Urchin Gets Hog" Was that the story about that homeless eleven year old who won that big sow at the county fair. What a heart cockle warmer that was.

Real headlines from real papers:

"Kids Make Nutritious Snacks"

"Include Your Children When Baking Cookies"

"7 Foot Doctors Strike at Hospital"

"Police Help Dog Bite Victim"

"Plane too Close to Ground Crash Probe Told"

The best one ever is still "Detective's hunch led her to rape suspect."

The best one ever is still "Detective's hunch led her to rape suspect."

Can't trust hunchbacked detectives.

Apparently and anagram of Aubrey the Malformed is "Oh dear me - arty fumble". Not rip-snortingly funny, but there you go.

Or "Dreamboat elf - hey! Rum!"

Apparently and anagram of Aubrey the Malformed is "Oh dear me - arty fumble". Not rip-snortingly funny, but there you go.

Or "Dreamboat elf - hey! Rum!"

A merely bad ref mouth.

Give me another few minutes and I'll come up with something. Probably something worse.

Edit: Got another one!

Hard ale forum. Byte me.

A merely bad ref mouth.

Or, "Merely a bad mouth, Ref."

The Jade wrote:

A merely bad ref mouth.

Or, "Merely a bad mouth, Ref."

Much improved! That's what you say to the ref when he kicks you out of the game for mouthing off to him.

I can get "Third Reich", "dirty helmets", and "itchy helmet", but there are always letters left over.

"Thin Mitch del Sherry"?

I like that one - a whole new messageboard alias.

"Slim Henry C. the Third"

All I got are names.

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny = Their Children Myths

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny = Their Children Myths

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny = Their Children's Myth

;-)

The Jade wrote:

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny = Their Children Myths

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny = Their Children's Myth

;-)

You guys are better with my anagrams than I am.

Tarren Dei wrote:

The Jade wrote:

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny = Their Children Myths

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny = Their Children's Myth

;-)

You guys are better with my anagrams than I am.

Just polishing your gems.

Just polishing your gems.

$5, same as downtown?

Tarren Dei wrote:

Just polishing your gems.

$5, same as downtown?

The Jade: jet head.

Vattnisse wrote:

The best one ever is still "Detective's hunch led her to rape suspect."

Can't trust hunchbacked detectives.

Tarren Dei: rented air

Tarren Dei wrote:

Vattnisse wrote:

The best one ever is still "Detective's hunch led her to rape suspect."

Can't trust hunchbacked detectives.

Tarren Dei: rented air

Tarren Dei: retrained

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Tarren Dei: rented air

Tarren Dei: retrained

Tarren Dei: train deer. Tried near. Rear-tined (ouch).

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

Tarren Dei: rented air

Tarren Dei: retrained

Nice. Both of them.

I can get "Third Reich", "dirty helmets", and "itchy helmet", but there are always letters left over.

"Thin Mitch del Sherry"?

He's thy trim lich nerd?

Lynch the third miser?

Try the rich, mild hens?

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:

I can get "Third Reich", "dirty helmets", and "itchy helmet", but there are always letters left over.

"Thin Mitch del Sherry"?

He's thy trim lich nerd?

Lynch the third miser?

Try the rich, mild hens?

The thrifty, hunched smurf?

Vic Wertz... I cannot find an anagram for Vic Wertz or Victor Wertz. Without a middle name... I... I fear there's no hope. :\

The Jade wrote:

Tarren Dei wrote:

Just polishing your gems.

$5, same as downtown?

The Jade: jet head.

That about sums it up. ;)

Preteen Urchin Gets Hog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Fire. Except no substitute.

I am not good at anagrams, my full name is George Stephen Turchin. Can anyone help me?

Fire. Except no Substitue.

Stop the presses, baby. This one's good enough for me to retire on:

Eight Grunt Cheese Porn

Now that's some good cheese porn!

Vic Wertz... I cannot find an anagram for Vic Wertz or Victor Wertz. Without a middle name... I... I fear there's no hope. :\

Fear my mighty Z!

The Jade wrote:

Vic Wertz... I cannot find an anagram for Vic Wertz or Victor Wertz. Without a middle name... I... I fear there's no hope. :\

Fear my mighty Z!

You're a walking Scrabble game.

I put VICWERTZ in a German anagram generator and this is what I got:

"Entschuldigung: Da liegt wohl ein Lesefehler vor."

Jadester....is your truename a hidden thing?

I put VICWERTZ in a German anagram generator and this is what I got:

"Entschuldigung: Da liegt wohl ein Lesefehler vor."

Anyone know what that means?

Heathansson:

- O'Shane shan't
- Tan has shone
- Nathan hoses
- Nathan shoes
- She, than a son
- Ha! Nose shan't
- Nah, stone ash

Heathansson wrote:

I put VICWERTZ in a German anagram generator and this is what I got:

"Entschuldigung: Da liegt wohl ein Lesefehler vor."

Anyone know what that means?

I put "Entschuldigung: Da liegt wohl ein Lesefehler vor" in a German to English translator and this is what I got:

"Apology: There a read error is probably present."

I put "Entschuldigung: Da liegt wohl ein Lesefehler vor" in a German to English translator and this is what I got:

"Apology: There a read error is probably present."

Then I put "Entschuldigung" into an anagram generator and this is what I got:

"Cudgel Thin Gnus"

Vic Wertz wrote:

I put "Entschuldigung: Da liegt wohl ein Lesefehler vor" in a German to English translator and this is what I got:

"Apology: There a read error is probably present."

Then I put "Entschuldigung" into an anagram generator and this is what I got:

"Cudgel Thin Gnus"

Those are some pretty thin gnus.

Vic Wertz, Technical Director:

- Corrected Twitch Zinc Liver
- Criticized Trench Crew Volt
- Circled Witch Zit Converter
- Creche Convict Ditz Twirler
- Circled Zinc Rover Tech Twit

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny:

Enriched Rhythm List
Reclined Rhythm S@+!
Lynched Their Mirths
Lynched Hermit Shirt
Drench Hitler Smithy
Synched Hitler Mirth
Minty Child Thresher
Enrich Listed Rhythm
Thirdly Their Mensch
Inciters Held Rhythm
Rhythmic Lender S#*$
Rhythmic Elder Hints
Lithe Rhythmic Nerds
Rhythmic Din Shelter
Elder Chitin Rhythms
Creed Rhythms Hit Nil
Red Hymns Itch Hitler

I didn't know this thread went with this thread title.

Rural God With Revolver
Thou Draw Revolver Girl
Give Hurt Warlord Lover

Oooh... this thread came back.

Can anyone think of something for my name?

My middle name is Carl.

Oooh... this thread came back.

Can anyone think of something for my name?

My middle name is Carl.

Dim Chick Larva Wad

Christopher Michael Allen = Petrochemical rash in Hell
Chris Revocateur = Rhetoric carve us, cervices hour art

Plugged my name into an anagram generator, and some of the results it spit out were

I am apparently

"discovered balky jam"

which sounds like a blog entry about a trip into my fridge.

The Eldritch Mr. Shiny:

Minty Child Thresher

I really like this one.