Is it true that smurfs change to something else in this thread?

Looks in mirror.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Is it true that smurfs change to something else in this thread?

Looks in mirror.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!

Nerrat, my son, is terribly sorry for the false "Erik Mona Day" bump. He will be severely punished. But he'd like to know what Erik Mona Day is before the beating commences.

Happy Erik Mona Day!

Is it already our Fearless Leader's Day?

It would appear that I'm about 7 weeks early, if the previous years' dates are any indication.

You can't tell, but I'm blushing from embarrassment.

Arrr... mislead we war...by a certain Mr. Davey Fryer!

Premature Mona.

4 Point penalty for posting in this thread to soon!

It's never too soon! Anyways, they're only one month and 19 days early.

Is it just me, or does this Erik Mona day of which you speak, and Speak Like a Pirate Day, fall on the same day?

It's not just you. People seem to have forgotten:

(November 8) is Erik Mona Day.

Only pillory will fix this!

If only I'd gone into the rotten produce business!

Maybe Erik Mona needs an entire season, as opposed to a single day.

Erik Mona Tide?

In addition to the upcoming Erik Mona Day, I'd like to make September 19th World Wide Erik Mona Day.

We can have both!

Out of respect for Erik Mona, observance of his day should be reserved for his day. All posting on this thread should cease until the agreed upon date comes. Thank you for your cooperation.

But its Erik Mona Day in July!

Erik Mona Day is the day that keeps on giving! Haven't you seen the Bestiary Preview II?

PAIZO gives and gives, and we celebrate Erik daily!

*AHEM*

Thanks for the :cooperation:

!

Darn it, Nerrat, now see what you've done!!

How about we make two Erik Mona days? That way everybody's happy!
The next Erik Mona Day is October 1st!

How about we make two Erik Mona days? That way everybody's happy!

The next Erik Mona Day is October 1st!

SQUEEEEE! I found you, my bestestestest buddy! {pedipalps drooling, jumps up to give him a BIG hug with all eight legs}

Hey, I look identical to KC now! Wheeeee!

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

How about we make two Erik Mona days? That way everybody's happy!

The next Erik Mona Day is October 1st!

SQUEEEEE! I found you, my bestestestest buddy! {pedipalps drooling, jumps up to give him a BIG hug with all eight legs}

Hey, I look identical to KC now! Wheeeee!

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery!

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

How about we make two Erik Mona days? That way everybody's happy!

The next Erik Mona Day is October 1st!

SQUEEEEE! I found you, my bestestestest buddy! {pedipalps drooling, jumps up to give him a BIG hug with all eight legs}

Hey, I look identical to KC now! Wheeeee!

Gah! *Runs*

I found you, my bestestestest buddy! {pedipalps drooling, jumps up to give him a BIG hug with all eight legs}

Gah! *Runs*

Wait come back... Kobie has a whole bunch of new movies from Netflix! {skitters after Kobold von Cleever}

Remember Remember the Eighth of November

The avatar hommaging plot

I know of no reason

Why our good-natured teasing

Should ever be forgot.

The time! It approaches! (Erik Mona Day will be observed on Monday the 9th this year!)

Wow, it's that time of year again. Time flies when you're distracted! Thanks for the reminder guys!

A quick note:

Erik Mona is at NeonCon in Vegas all weekend and is flying back to the northwest on Monday. So it might be best to hold back on the celebration of Erik Mona day until the 10th if possible... because he'll BECOME FILLED WITH A MIGHTY WRATH (or maybe cry) if he has to celebrate Erik Mona day all alone!

Okay...I am gearing up.. Just let me know when I should explode with Mona goodness.

I suggest we extend the celebration to the 10th...

I suggest we extend the celebration to the 10th...

Quite so, good chap! Indeed, there shall be an extravaganza of Erik Monaness! But the pizza shall wait until Tuesday, the 10th.

And remember everyone, the proper way to celebrate Erik Mona day is to poke out one of your eyes in honor of his cyclopean avatar. If you don't do that, you're not a true Paizoian and never will be.

A quick note:

Erik Mona is at NeonCon in Vegas all weekend and is flying back to the northwest on Monday. So it might be best to hold back on the celebration of Erik Mona day until the 10th if possible... because he'll BECOME FILLED WITH A MIGHTY WRATH (or maybe cry) if he has to celebrate Erik Mona day all alone!

Whatever Monas in Vegas stays in Vegas.

Happy Erik Mona Week!

And remember everyone, the proper way to celebrate Erik Mona day is to poke out one of your eyes in honor of his cyclopean avatar. If you don't do that, you're not a true Paizoian and never will be.

You can truly be hardcore and get plastic surgery done. I am still adjusting to the ridiculously huge mouth. Drinking is the toughest, it sort of dribbles out of my mouth. I didn't have as much of an issue with the loss of depth perception as I thought I would.

I'm making good progress on the receding hairline!

A quick note:

Erik Mona is at NeonCon in Vegas all weekend ...

Poor guy, having to go all the way to Vegas for work. All that nice weather, dry air and being the home plane of at least some of the deadly sins must be so hard to endure.

Out of respect for his selfless sacrifice, we really should hold off for a day or two...or better yet, join him! Maybe they'll have a parade! :)

And remember everyone, the proper way to celebrate Erik Mona day is to poke out one of your eyes in honor of his cyclopean avatar. If you don't do that, you're not a true Paizoian and never will be.

Like this?

I find the one-eye issue nice for buying contact lens

I find the one-eye issue nice for buying contact lens

You must have a better supplier than me. Do you know how hard it is to find a contact lens this big?

A quick note:

Erik Mona is at NeonCon in Vegas all weekend and is flying back to the northwest on Monday. So it might be best to hold back on the celebration of Erik Mona day until the 10th if possible... because he'll BECOME FILLED WITH A MIGHTY WRATH (or maybe cry) if he has to celebrate Erik Mona day all alone!

I doubt he will be all alone. Just make sure you get recipts for his expenses marked "entertainment."

Monafrog wrote:

I find the one-eye issue nice for buying contact lens

You must have a better supplier than me. Do you know how hard it is to find a contact lens this big?

Dude, remember we are small creatures... here, lemme give you their phone...

Sebastian wrote:

And remember everyone, the proper way to celebrate Erik Mona day is to poke out one of your eyes in honor of his cyclopean avatar. If you don't do that, you're not a true Paizoian and never will be.

Like this?

Perfect.

Which reminds me, I'm happy to remove those extra eyes for anyone who's having trouble free of charge (though I get to keep the eye).

You can truly be hardcore and get plastic surgery done. I am still adjusting to the ridiculously huge mouth. Drinking is the toughest, it sort of dribbles out of my mouth. I didn't have as much of an issue with the loss of depth perception as I thought I would.

Sweet. Soon we will proceed with the plan to kill Erik and have you replace him...

Oh wait, I should've put that in spoiler tags...

I've purchased a monacle for my eye. I think it looks quite smashing.

I've purchased a monacle for my eye. I think it looks quite smashing.

You mean Mona-cle, right? :)

Who is Erik Mona?

Who is Erik Mona?

The Whispeing Tyrant, of course

taig wrote:

Who is Erik Mona?

The Whispeing Tyrant, of course

Silly me. *)

Sweet. Soon we will proceed with the plan to kill Erik and have you replace him...

Oh wait, I should've put that in spoiler tags...

CURSES! Foiled again!

Celestial Healer wrote:

I've purchased a monacle for my eye. I think it looks quite smashing.

You mean Mona-cle, right? :)

That's what I said.

Who is Erik Mona?

A bio-engineered creature based on the DNA of Gary Gygax, Joseph Stalin, and Larry the Cable Guy.