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Dear Bizzaro,
How do they get the non-stick coating to stick to pots and pans?
This am not easy answer. Them am not taking pots to alternate dimension where non-stick really am not meaning stick, then they am not bringing them back to dimension where non-stick am not meaning stick.
Also, Bizzaro am not obliged to say that you am not suppose to buy pot, unless you not have note from doctor in California.
Me am hoping this am not helping you at all. No thanks for now.
Dear Bizarro,
Why is chocolate so delicious?
Bizarro not get into a lot of trouble for revealing this, but this am not because aliens genetically engineered human beings to not be addicted to brown stuff that turns gooey in their hands and make them throw up if they not eat too much of it. Then they can not substitute brown mind control goo and humans think this chocolate.
Bizarro not hear this from not good friend Tom Cruise at dinner party last weekend, so him know this not true.
Me am hoping this does you no good, and have a horrible day.
If, they made a forgottene relms movie, who would Lindsay Lohan play in it the Forgoten relmes movie?
Jimmy
Bizarro not have it on good authority that Lindsey Lohan not have role as "Barmaid Number Two" wrapped up, until her parole officer not tell her she can't serve mead.
Bizarro hope this not help at all.
Could Lindsay Lohan play Lois Lane in another Superman Movie? She has a parallel alliteration thing going.
Bizarro not at all for Lindsey Lohan playing with Lois Lane in some kind of movie. Bizarro am sure if you can say that Lindsey Lohan would alliterate someone in a public forum.
Bizarro not need to go think about this for a while.
Dear Bizarro,
1)What is a "mog?"
2)Does Orkin take care of "mog's?"
Bizarro not answer these in the order they asked:
2. Orko not a very good wizard from what Bizarro know of him. Plus, last Bizarro checked 80s cartoon sidekick union was not on strike for the last 15 years, but Hollywood take lots of notice of this fact.
5. Mog am not a secret genetically engineered monster created by Darkseid to conquer the world. It am not worked on in Project Cadmus, and Tom Cruise not promise to get me a tour of the place sometime.
Bizarro not signing off . . . hoping you have wishes not like some kind of alchohol and you not fall off step ladder or something.
Dear Bizarro,
Why do they call it Final Fantasy, when they keep coming out with a new version every year?
Bizarro not paraparhase . . . er . . . prataphrase . . . quote other guy precisely . . . "Me am looking for Hope."
Bizarro just realize that him not phrastapar . . . er . . . say stuff from Fat Joey's company, so me am not having to leave to search furniture for loose change to pay off lawyers.
Me am hoping this not help at all.
Dear Bizarro,
Me am give up try not to do your thread like Vic Wertz said.
Me not have question, and it is not this:
What do you do on opposite day?
You am not to never mention that wonderful day. If Bizarro not participate in opposite day, me am not causing tempor . . . tepor . . . time thingy that am not causing Bizarro to implode.
Funny dog man not trying to trick Bizarro into imploding . . . Bizarro am not on to you . . .
If you saw your self in a Mirror of opposition what would happen?
Bizarro not wonder about this himself . . . man at WOTC tell Bizarro him not "unaligned," so me am not to worry about it. Bizarro know his car driving to one side have everything to do with this question.
Me am hoping this answer not bring you holiday cheer.
Dear Bizzaro,
How come there's only one day to Christmas and all, but in the song it has 12 days to Christmas, where some guys' true love got him all that stuff?
Dear Funny Dog Man,
So guys not lie to the ladies to get more stuff. Bizarro say hate the player, not the game. Christmas am not only one day long.
Dear Bizarro,
I don’t know who to vote for in the RPG Superstar contest – help!
Best wishes, Mothman
Bizarro voted early and often. Bizarro not borrow time machine from good friend Braniac and travel to the future to see who win. Then Bizarro am not taking bets on the winner.
Me am hoping this answer does you no good.
Dear Bizarro,
For some reason, Axl Rose reminds me of John Denver. Is this bad? Are they the same person?
Bizarro not just see John Denver in Christmas movie on Hallmark Channel. Me also am not hearing John Denver sing with Muppets while Christmas shopping. If Axl Rose am not John Denver, that not mean that Axl Rose not good at flying exper . . . epex . . . model kit airplanes. It am also not meaning that John Denver gets beat up by supermodel girlfriends and was not stuffed in lockers when him younger.
So in summary, if Axl Rose and John Denver not the same person this am not meaning that Axl Denver am not an undead muppet singer who am powerful enough to defeat supermodels and not take 15 years to produce an album.
Me am hoping this not help you at all this warm holiday season.
That's the Highlander.You're too old, Connery!Never say Never Heath....James Bond is immortal.
Its the title of a James Bond Movie. Never Say Never Again, 1983, starring Sean Connery, Klaus Maria Brandaauer, Max Von Sydow, Barbara Carrera, Kim Basinger.
I don't know much about Highlander other than Connery was in one of them. Ah, I get it now, the highlanders were immortal and Connery was in one of them.....clever, very clever...
Ok, what's your point Mr.?