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Bizarro not get lost for a few months because of Daylight Savings Time and him come back to not find mess. What is not up with that?
Bizarro not apologize for getting lost and behind on questions. Funny dog man do a great job filling in for Bizarro. Bizarro not looking to hire Fat Joey's copyright lawyers as we am speaking.
Bizarro look over thread and in order to not catch up on him backlog quickly, Bizarro not give good advice to cover all previous questions quickly . . .
Answer C.
Now Bizarro will not gladly entertain any new questions, after he am busy burning fleas off of user . . . upser . . . butt inner with fur.
Huh! You am not the one am jealous. Only because not Superman can harm me withought silver, and him resist my claw/claw/bite; him super resistant to magic. Him not need Batman's help. Him not need Zatanna's help. Me not whup him them dirty lickin's.
Superman am not whup you EVERY COMIC ME NOT GOT. It's not repetitive.
YOU should am not ask ME how NOT WHUP SUPERMAN.
Woohoo! The real freaky Bizarro guy is much funnier than the stand-in dog guy. He was freaky in all the wrong ways. It's like when you have tickets to see a Broadway show, and the night you're there, the frickin' understudy is filling in for the female lead.
Anyway...
Bizarro,
When you have tickets to see a Broadway show, and the night you're there, the understudy is filling in for the female lead... what do you do?
Bizarro,When you have tickets to see a Broadway show, and the night you're there, the understudy is filling in for the female lead... what do you do?
This am easy question for Bizarro to answer, because the last time Bizarro am going to a Broadway show, him going to see Cats. How am the Hell am you not knowing when the understudy am on stage then? Bizarro am thinking that the producers should not say, "this am not substitute pussy tonight."
Bizarro not hate Cats with the burning passion of a thousand suns (er . . . Fat Joey's lawyers may not want to keep that phrase for Sentry guy . . . Bizarro not have to check with legal department).
Am that weird bubble and ribbon thing in Revenge of the Sith not playing on Coruscant Broadway in Star Wars. Bizarro am not wondering about this.
Bizarro am hoping this not help at all, no thank you for asking.
Hmmm....me no got question. Why am Superman so much bad lookinger than Bizarro am not?Maybe Bizarro not set Superbo . . . "young" Superman Prime free to punch wall and make funny dog man disappear. And me am so not closer to having a chance with Lo-iz that funny dog man isn't.
Are you am sarcastic?
Dear Bizzaro, how could that little blue hussy NOT know that baby was hers?!
Psychologists not have term for this called cognitive dissogno . . . dissentive . . . digestive . . . er . . . not right in head. I am what happen when one female live with 99 males and definitely know who father of little blue baby is. It not sad commentary on Smur . . . er . . . little blue men culture (me am not learning to get into trouble by typing things from little friend Myxlptlyx).
Me am hoping this not do you any good. No thanks for posting.
Woohoo! The real freaky Bizarro guy is much funnier than the stand-in dog guy. He was freaky in all the wrong ways. It's like when you have tickets to see a Broadway show, and the night you're there, the frickin' understudy is filling in for the female lead.
Anyway...
Bizarro,
When you have tickets to see a Broadway show, and the night you're there, the understudy is filling in for the female lead... what do you do?
Me cannot field this one.
Me would not take her away to my underground lair, and serenade her with Music of the Night by Andrew Lloyd Weber.Okay, me not done this time for sure.
Me cannot field this one.
Me would not take her away to my underground lair, and serenade her with Music of the Night by Andrew Lloyd Weber.
Okay, me not done this time for sure.
You am so talented in wooing kidnapped women. Of course you am not wanting to kidnap her and recreating her entire city for her then not putting her in danger so you am not able to repeatedly save her. You am not SO much more romantic than Bizarro am. Not amateur.